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Dongtini — Episode 65

October 12, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Las Vegas took the clean folded laundry of Simone’s mind and threw it in the hamper, Stephy sorta participated in teaching compassion to the Seattle Police Department, and they both wrestle with the ethical tension of eating at Costco and Ikea. Also: inhumane Christianizing at funerals, Stephy can’t stop laughing at ridiculous cat “facts,” listener voicemail, the Sri Lankan twins on The Amazing Race, eating fallopian tubes for sport, and a gay guy’s blog about ladysteak.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 65

David took this in Vegas. “What happens in Vegas grays in Vegas.”
“What are you DOING?” say Simone & Bunion’s doppelgangers.

Closing song: Dave Bazan — “Bearing Witness”

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Dongtini — Episode 64

October 3, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone is gay for Australian rules football, Stephy exploits the untapped (heh) market of Christian erotica, and Taco Bell is trying to kill us. Also: this week in ladysteak, Mr. Hanky flavored ice cream at Coogee Bay Hotel, a word Simone loves, why all-time lists are bad, when you love someone who loves fantasy sports, and the politically-incorrect highly-insensitive downs thump gesture.

 

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Some highlights from Simone’s Aussie Rules Football team, Hawthorn winning the 2008 Grand Final.

Between the two tall posts is 6 points, between a tall and short post is 1 point. That’s all you need to know.

 

The taste is gonna move ya.

Closing song: Hawthorn Football Club Theme Song

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Dongtini — Episode 63

September 26, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone is disappointed in Tony Danza, Stephy’s eardrums aren’t the same after Bob Mould, we feel the celebrities had it coming, and the iPhone 5 can go straight to hell. Also: Texts From An Anonymous Dong Doctor, Stephy reviews movies purely for their vibe and opening credits, Simone went on a scavenger hunt at a chocolate salon, and by the way, chocolate factories should not smell like farts.

 

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Promo for “Teach: Tony Danza”

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Tupac Loves Tony Danza

The iPhone can bite us.

A naughty submissive wants to wait in line for the iPhone 5 for you.

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An adult dream Simone will never realise.

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Bob Mould hurt Stephy’s eardrums and she liked it.

Closing song: Of Montreal — “Gronlandic Edit”

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Dongtini — Episode 62

September 19, 2012 in Podcast, Uncategorized by dongtini

On this episode: Simone receives a divine revelation from Tim Gunn, Stephy rants about self-indulgent sermon intro videos in church, and scientists are growing dongs in petri dishes. Also: Mormon fundamentalism, death by silicone dong injection, Supergrass worship, the state with the highest porn and antidepressant consumption, Judah’s Ideas for Improving Stephen Hawking’s Life, Uplifting Dong News, Simone makes it work, and the phone call deciding Dongtini’s fate almost didn’t happen. Who’s the boss now, Tony Danza?

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Dongtini – Episode 62

Tim Gunn tells Simone she’s very stylish with a stunning head to toe look! And he knows what he’s talking about!
And here’s the written endorsement!
Would you let this woman near your dong? Results could be fatal.
Tim Gunn & Andre at Red Lobster
Petri dish dongs
That is some fucked up, repugnant shit.

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“Andre, you really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster.”

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Take one of an expensive wanky church video. Don’t think about how many hungry people this could have fed.

And here is Michael Buckingham’s post on sermon series intro videos that made Stephy so very sad.

 Closing song: Elton John feat. Simone Turkington — “Tony Danza

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Dongtini — Episode 61

September 12, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode:  Simone is troubled by Nerve’s list of the sexiest women in comedy, we have diseased wiener reports from a real live dong physician, and Stephy’s doctor is way too hot. Also: marital discord, Sassy magazine, the post-argument high, getting high-pressure sales pitches from artist friends, undocumented women affected by violence, the new Neil Hamburger podcast, when friends become critically ill, and Stephy’s new and continued adventures in texting wrong numbers.

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The pendulous genital wart drawn by a real live dong doctor.

 

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Bic for her commercial

Closing song: Kahimi Karie — “Good Morning World”


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Dongtini — Episode 60

September 5, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: the ladies are outraged by Mars Hill’s stupid dating advice, Stephy found a Christian blog that says “when you get to know your husband’s penis, you honor God,” and our husbands read a transcript of one of our episodes (Gregg playing the role of Simone, David playing the role of Stephy). Also: Amazon reviews written by geniuses, fried chicken, BJ camp, and words Simone hates. The onus is on YOU.

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Dongtini – Episode 60

This woman has 3 things she thinks you should probably know about your husband’s dong.

There are dozens and dozens of these.

 

From Listener Bobby’s spinoff series “Hey, Stop That.”
Art restoration: you’re dong it wrong.

BIG CUCUMBER
Stephy’s rendering of what an “onus” looks like in her head. (Note: onus is descending. Because it’s on you.)

Closing song: Lydia Parry — “Scream”

http://facebook.com/lydiaparrymusic

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Dongtini — Episode 59

August 30, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: The “R” word is endangered, Stephy is the LeBron James of texting wrong numbers, and Simone went to a wedding so L.A. you’ll probably hate her. Also: mewing kittens, the Thoughtfully Atheist-ish Facebook page, getting your feelers hurt on the internet, and Focus On The Family’s review of “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.”

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Dongtini – Episode 59

Little Walt Jr, the kitten Simone saved from a crazy old cat lady. Simone narrowly escapes being crazy cat lady herself.

 

Bachelorette party limo stuck on a hill, much to Simone’s delight.
Bachelorette and Boobtini guest Jenna parties in the limo with her ladies.
Surprise wedding ceremony performance by Tenacious D! Dafuck?!
An endangered species.

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JP (the former Dongtini announcer)’s song No Prob Limo. You’ve got great taste, mister!

The ThoughtfullyAtheist-ish Facebook page is yours for the wanting.

Closing song: Gemma Ray — “Put Your Brain In Gear”

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Dongtini — Episode 58

August 22, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone reads the original pitch for the completely surreal Jason Alexander/Nickelback video, Stephy repeatedly texted the wrong person because she assumed they were kidding (“Seriously, you have the wrong number.” “Whatever, asspunch!”), and David and Gregg show up for another disgusting round of Would You Rather? Also: the fuck threshold, early-onset dementia, Goodreads is fun and Stephy conducts an experiment in which she shows David gay porn while he is eating dinner (conclusion: definitely do that again).

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Hamm & eggs

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Wrong number texting is fun!
Social anxiety + cursing = Dongtini’s wheelhouse.

Stephy regrets that she cannot link to the picture she showed David while he was eating but she is presently posting this from work and cannot post it yet but will soon. Watch this space!

HERE it is! Very NSFW!- Simone

And here ANOTHER ONE of the same pair that listener Michael found post episode the airing of this episode!

And here are the Goodreads links for Stephy and Simone.

Closing song: Suzi Quatro and Chris Norman — “Stumblin’ In”

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Dongtini — Episode 57

August 15, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone was rolled in gaydom at Liza Minelli then floured in De Stijl-y prog at Jack White, Stephy reads a juicy letter from someone who was excommunicated from Mars Hill Church, and Simone queries Stephy about the book of Revelation. Also: Simone interviews Skip Elsheimer from AV Geeks, passwords for parties in hotels, Peter Rollins taught Stephy’s kids a magic trick, the purpose of deconstruction, and a review of an excessively graphic instructional film on sex for people with disabilities.

 

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The best decision Simone and Gregg ever made. #glug
An Urban Dictionary definition of Jack.
Mark Driscoll of Mars Hill Church has a lot of influence. (Meme lovingly made by Ben from the Grapes of Rad.)
That Revelation is some wild and wacky stuff.


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The ABC of Sex Education For Trainables, an early bonding point for Simone and Stephy.

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Rather text than talk? Take a trip to Telezonia and learn the fundamentals of using a telephone!

If you’ve enjoyed these films and would like to see more, visit AV Geeks and if you like, donate to Skip’s fundraiser to digitize 100 miles of film!

We heart AV Geeks.

Closing song: Superchunk — “Cruel Summer”

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Dongtini — Episode 56

August 8, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone goes camping with only a yoga mat and internet access, Stephy’s meme pisses off Glenn Beck, and mean people on Facebook need to fuck off. Also: the Kazakhstan national anthem debacle, Peter Rollins the Irish philosopher, single parenting, female peeing contraptions (gross), the OTHER Simone & Stephanie, and things we learned during the opening ceremonies.

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Beautiful Barton’s candy shop. Be cool like Simone and @SandiV and make it YOUR phone wallpaper!
The beautiful mid-century modern home of Sandi Vincent that Simone got to visit in Portland.
Simone resorts to public urination for the Foo Fighters, only for their career to soon turn to public defection.

 

This came up when googling “camping sucks.”
Stephy’s incindiary meme.

 

Glenn mad.

 

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Borat version of Kazakhstan national anthem played at Kuwait sporting event!

Closing song: Gene McDaniels — “Tower of Strength”

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