Dongtini — Episode 86

March 28, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone reads the recipe for Resurrection Rolls (SPOILER ALERT the tomb is empty) and Stephy thinks Passion Of The Christ is a snuff film. Also: an Amazon review of a David Hasselhoff album, a woman bites off a dong in Florida, The Room’s tell-all book, we hate the word sensual, the eternal dilemma of entitlement, and our favorite thing Neil Hamburger ever said. 

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Dongtini – Episode 86

This is Stephy's favorite photo ever.
Greg Sestero's tell-all about "The Room"
The Passion of the Christ is a snuff film.

You know you want some nice homemade Resurrection Rolls.

Closing song: David Hasselhoff — “Hot Shot City”

Dongtini — Episode 85

March 20, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone is awarded VIP handicapped pregnant lady parking, Stephy found a new horribly wonderful movie in the realm of “The Room,” and we wonder how much latent misogyny we just automatically accept. Also: Primus, the DMV, raves vs. weddings, Stephy was put against Tony Jones in the American Jesus March Madness, Simone’s ethnicity conundrum, and it’s fun to say “pope oath.” Try it!

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Dongtini – Episode 85

Three black people have vouched for it being okay to see Samuel L. Jackson here.
Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway.
Vote for Stephy in American Jesus Madness! Who wants to eat chimichangas all year? Not me. Vote for summer!

Vote for Stephy here. (At press time it’s Stephy vs. Christian decency.) 

Closing song: Apples in Stereo — “I Can’t Believe”

Dongtini — Episode 84

March 13, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone is furious with idiotic Amazon reviews, Stephy wants to balance kindness and anger within feminism, and The Onion helps us process childhood balloon-losing trauma. Also: shameless grunting, Simpsons quoting, a girl named Bunion, Hugo Schwyzer, a DOGtini, and Stephy had a memorable viewing of The Ring when it was in theaters. 

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Dongtini – Episode 84

A Dogtini!!!
The Onion knows what they're talking about.

The Onion’s article on depression onset secondary to balloon loss.

Damaged and repaired Keith Moon album cover.

Closing song: Mark Ronson feat. Robbie Williams — “The Only One I Know”

Dongtini — Episode 83

March 6, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On today’s show: Stephy has chronically misplaced logic, Simone was rewarded for being rear-ended, and we both wake up looking forward to naps. Also: Listener Kaitlyn asks about bunions and life source, baby update, adventures in nicknames, National Day of Unplugging, Stephy’s stalker, a disappointing revelation about the Guiness Book, and Glenn Beck says empathy is dangerous. (Of course he does.)

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Dongtini – Episode 83

 

We explain the cherry on the cake.

 

Here is Simone’s informative blog about cakes

 

Click here to hear Glenn Beck explain how empathy caused the holocaust, obviously.

Closing song: Foxygen — “Shuggie”