Dongtini — Episode 90

April 25, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Krispy Kreme is all “HOT NOW,” Boston bombing hookups and other unpublicized tragedy, being wrong, dumb pregnancy advice, condom talk with pets and children, more Amazon reviewers rate shit they didn’t use, the Point Break stage production, and another handicapped parking adventure. HOT NOW!

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Dongtini – Episode 90

HOT NOW
The morning after: Blanket after date night with Birdsworth
Eye. Am an eff. Bee. Eye. Agent.

Simone’s Goodreads review of The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero can be found here.

Rad book on being wrong:  Being Wrong: Adventures In The Margin Of Error by Kathryn Schulz.

The Wonkette article on Craigslist hookups the night of the bombings can be found here.

 The adventures of Stephy’s old coworker, Hammerhead, can be found here.

jmkkkkkkkkkkk <——work of Birdsworth

Closing song: Georgie Fame — “Yeh Yeh”

Dongtini — Episode 87

April 4, 2013 in accents, christian culture being dicks, Podcast

On this episode: Simone rants about the new novel based on The Bible miniseries, Stephy was really concerned about Amy Grant’s whorish videos, and Simone reads Amazon reviews written by dumb cunts. Also: low-budget Australian commercials, Gwen and Gavin cut off Simone in traffic, Kumare, This Week In Handicapped Parking, listener voicemails, and Dongs In The News. The onus is on YOU.

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Dongtini – Episode 87

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Guess what happened. Just guess.
Stephy's rendering of the onus being on you.

Click here for Simone’s Amazon review of the novel based on the epic miniseries The Bible.

Closing song: Le Tigre — “Deceptacon”

Dongtini — Episode 84

March 13, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone is furious with idiotic Amazon reviews, Stephy wants to balance kindness and anger within feminism, and The Onion helps us process childhood balloon-losing trauma. Also: shameless grunting, Simpsons quoting, a girl named Bunion, Hugo Schwyzer, a DOGtini, and Stephy had a memorable viewing of The Ring when it was in theaters. 

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Dongtini – Episode 84

A Dogtini!!!
The Onion knows what they're talking about.

The Onion’s article on depression onset secondary to balloon loss.

Damaged and repaired Keith Moon album cover.

Closing song: Mark Ronson feat. Robbie Williams — “The Only One I Know”

Dongtini — Episode 77

January 16, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone makes a giant dong-centric announcement, the ladies engage in cognitive behavioral therapy, and Stephy is hit on by someone wheeling around his own urine. Also: Stephy’s certification test results, disgusting Australian spiders that clomp around and Simone’s invention for them, a church says that horse-stroking will cure your gay, something for the high-tech bulimic, an Amazon commenter extends Stephy’s husband his condolences, Ramona & Beezus, depression, the Liberacy movie, Goats In Trees reviews on Amazon, and erotica by Mr. Garrison. Five resounding stars! 

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Dongtini – Episode 77

 

Kids Expo in LA prepares children for a future full of disappointment and failure by encouraging them to strive for the red carpet!
Simone with a belly! Baby boy Turkington poses with the De Lorean for the first of many times in his life.

Simone screamed after opening this picture when she knew what she was doing, so click here only if you want to see a hunstman spider.

 

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The Aspire Assist A-Tube! The weight management system Simone invented.

HOW? WHY? AND SO CUTE!

Closing song: Lily Allen — “Everything’s Just Wonderful”