Dongtini — Episode 91

May 1, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Stephy is uncharacteristically startled by an onslaught of dongs, Simone gets sentimental about Muppet Babies, and everyone is emotional about the last episode before Dongtini goes on maternity leave. And speaking of not judging people: Portland Mamas Facebook group, humiliation via sleeptalking, calling things gay and David Copperfield’s hair. WHY CAN’T IT JUST BE IN ENGLISH?

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Dongtini – Episode 91

Simone's bruised leg after scraping it on a nail while slipping down through a friend's basement window.

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Dion McGregor’s epic, epic sleeptalking

Muppet Babies toys from McDonald's were the must have collection of 1988.

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Comedian wonderfully and generously explains why it’s not okay to say lame things are gay. She forgives us, though.

Closing song: The Ronettes — “Be My Baby”

Dongtini — Episode 87

April 4, 2013 in accents, christian culture being dicks, Podcast

On this episode: Simone rants about the new novel based on The Bible miniseries, Stephy was really concerned about Amy Grant’s whorish videos, and Simone reads Amazon reviews written by dumb cunts. Also: low-budget Australian commercials, Gwen and Gavin cut off Simone in traffic, Kumare, This Week In Handicapped Parking, listener voicemails, and Dongs In The News. The onus is on YOU.

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Dongtini – Episode 87

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Guess what happened. Just guess.
Stephy's rendering of the onus being on you.

Click here for Simone’s Amazon review of the novel based on the epic miniseries The Bible.

Closing song: Le Tigre — “Deceptacon”

Dongtini — Episode 71

November 28, 2012 in Podcast

Listener voicemail episode! Simone was confronted with a thong at Thanksgiving dinner, Listener Eugene asks how our belief systems actually affect us, many Christians are raging assholes, many skeptics think stupid things and haven’t arrived there by any form of critical thinking, logic and the wild card, organized thinking and empathy, Simone’s Wikifeet rating, Dr. Gorvinda doesn’t understand “these two whores talking about dongs,” Listener Stacy asks about social anxiety and the gym, Stephy is limiting her self-loathing to ten minutes a day, math is hard, the Ryan Gosling Kool-Aid, we’ve got a long way to go according to Germaine Greer (“If you think you are emancipated, you might consider the idea of tasting your own menstrual blood – if it makes you sick, you’ve got a long way to go, baby”), Listener Tasty gives us a tutorial in the Reddit shitshow, and CAT PAINT!

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Dongtini – Episode 71

 

My (ugly) Left Foot by Simone - even the cats can't bear to look at it.
This hits a humor nerve in Stephy that is rarely accessed. It just makes her howl.
Simone's pièce de résistance.

 The recalled “Math is hard!” talking Barbie:

 

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The clip below is some Ryan Gosling Kool-Aid that Stephy has dranken:

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Closing song: The Zombies — “She’s Not There”