Dongtini — Episode 67

October 26, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode:  Simone is not going to forsake her nap for an hour and a half on foreign policy, there’s nothing worse to Stephy than a sterotypical humorless feminist, and the medical condition for which the treatment is a blowjob. Also: Mitt Romney the cyborg, bullet points of why Brandon Walsh is an asshole, a bird shat on Stephy, boys don’t seem to like weddings, Simone’s beehive is trumped by Clownvis Presley, which one is it, Greg or Craig?, Conflict On The Internet™, processing abandonment issues together, disgusting overheard gossip in Starbucks, pronounciation debates, Stephy is getting her ass handed to her while her husband is on tour, binders full o’ women, Talk Time, Neil Hamburger, and Simone tells a story so embarrassing she’s never even talked about it with BUNION.  We hope you enjoy this episode. If you have any complaints you can speak them into a man’s penis.

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Dongtini – Episode 67

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Clownvis's hair bests Simone's beehive.

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Clownvis on America’s Got Talent

Nectar of the Tards™ (Stephanie loves it)

Closing song: Ted Leo & the Pharmacists — “Woke Up Near Chelsea”

Dongtini — Episode 66

October 17, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone closely observes strippers at a video shoot, Stephy tattled to Rolling Stone about Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Brad Pitt hit rock fucking bottom. Also: texts from an anonymous dong doctor, Simone condemns Tim Burton, Neil Hamburger is doing things again, Facebook Watchdog is back for your information and protection, and this beautiful David Bazan cover of a Vic Chesnutt song made Stephy sob and sob.

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Dongtini – Episode 66

 

You're doing it wrong.
We gave another Text From An Anonymous Dong Doctor™
You bet your Paulie Walnuts that Simone went to the Naked Diner.

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Simone’s blog post about why Tim Burton is an atrocity can be found here.

David Bazan’s cover of Vic Chesnutt’s “I’ve Flirted With You All My Life” can be found here.

Closing song: Tame Impala — “Nothing That Has Happened So Far Has Been Anything We Could Control”

Dongtini — Episode 65

October 12, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Las Vegas took the clean folded laundry of Simone’s mind and threw it in the hamper, Stephy sorta participated in teaching compassion to the Seattle Police Department, and they both wrestle with the ethical tension of eating at Costco and Ikea. Also: inhumane Christianizing at funerals, Stephy can’t stop laughing at ridiculous cat “facts,” listener voicemail, the Sri Lankan twins on The Amazing Race, eating fallopian tubes for sport, and a gay guy’s blog about ladysteak.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 65

David took this in Vegas. "What happens in Vegas grays in Vegas."
"What are you DOING?" say Simone & Bunion's doppelgangers.

Closing song: Dave Bazan — “Bearing Witness”

Dongtini — Episode 64

October 3, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone is gay for Australian rules football, Stephy exploits the untapped (heh) market of Christian erotica, and Taco Bell is trying to kill us. Also: this week in ladysteak, Mr. Hanky flavored ice cream at Coogee Bay Hotel, a word Simone loves, why all-time lists are bad, when you love someone who loves fantasy sports, and the politically-incorrect highly-insensitive downs thump gesture.

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Dongtini – Episode 64

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Some highlights from Simone’s Aussie Rules Football team, Hawthorn winning the 2008 Grand Final.

Between the two tall posts is 6 points, between a tall and short post is 1 point. That’s all you need to know.

 

The taste is gonna move ya.

Closing song: Hawthorn Football Club Theme Song