Dongtini — Episode 100

January 29, 2014 in Podcast

100th episode extravaganza! Simone has special surprises and Stephy becomes apoplectic, and we rehash Dongtini glories and highlights. Also: Simone went to a noisy Flowers in the Attic screening,  Stephy is the unwitting recipient of a dick pic, we have a celebrity edition of Dongs in the News, the fundifeminists made a watchdog tumblr about Stephy, Facebook Watchdog, Readings From The Heart and some epic Taco Bell News.

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Dongtini – Episode 100

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Listener Jonathan's sticky toffee puddong for Simone

Here is the controversial vine. And before you click, please internalize that this comes with a serious NSFW warning: VINE.

Read the Reddit thread about the guy with two penises here.

His real name is Anthony Scott Flippen. Makes sense somehow.

Pimentos explained. Breakfast, lunch and dinner!

 And here is Ryan Jones’ epic exchange with a scam artist. ENJOY.

Closing song: The Proclaimers (feat. Dongtini) — “100 Miles”

Dongtini — Episode 96

October 29, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone is literally (not figuratively) rescued once again by science, Stephy did stuff with David Bazan and Peter Rollins and then got a dong cake from listener Jonathan, when you get red flags when you meet new people, more fuckery from Facebook (“Facebook is destroying lives left and right!” said Simone), and Simone reads internet discussions about people who will think there will be internet in heaven and/or hell. WILL THERE BE COMMENT FIGHTS IN HEAVEN?

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Dongtini – Episode 96

 

Listener Jonathan’s work of art that was a delicious dong cake.
Jonathan's artistic process for dong cake production.

Simone wrote this blog about people who don’t laugh. Prepare to be amazed!

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Closing song: Alison Gold — “Chinese Food”

Dongtini — Episode 66

October 17, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone closely observes strippers at a video shoot, Stephy tattled to Rolling Stone about Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Brad Pitt hit rock fucking bottom. Also: texts from an anonymous dong doctor, Simone condemns Tim Burton, Neil Hamburger is doing things again, Facebook Watchdog is back for your information and protection, and this beautiful David Bazan cover of a Vic Chesnutt song made Stephy sob and sob.

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Dongtini – Episode 66

 

You're doing it wrong.
We gave another Text From An Anonymous Dong Doctor™
You bet your Paulie Walnuts that Simone went to the Naked Diner.

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Simone’s blog post about why Tim Burton is an atrocity can be found here.

David Bazan’s cover of Vic Chesnutt’s “I’ve Flirted With You All My Life” can be found here.

Closing song: Tame Impala — “Nothing That Has Happened So Far Has Been Anything We Could Control”

Dongtini – Episode 44

May 16, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: we join the festival of intensity on Feral Audio, Klout sucks like LinkedIn sucks, our grandparents are racist, angry lesbians send the best hate mail, Australian candy, our awkward creepy true pickup stories, Facebook’s new Messenger feature “seen at 9:07” is making us insecure, Simone had to tell her mum what a dong is, there are actually people out there who brag that they hate the Beatles, Focus on the Family’s unintentionally hilarious movie reviews, Simone declined to be photographed for 101vagina.com [NSFW], Stephy hates Blue Like Jazz and Simone hates Stephy’s summer jam.

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Dongtini – Episode 44

Don's trying to get it.
"So what do you like to do in your spare time?"

Here’s Focus on the Family’s movie review of Blue Like Jazz.

The Christian movie industry's still at it.

Behold Stephy’s summer jam:

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Closing song: Girl Talk — ‘This Is The Remix’

Dongtini — Episode 21

December 7, 2011 in Podcast

On this episode: the excruciating Virgin Diaries trailer, Dongtacular Vernacular, Taco Bell is going to think twice next time they discriminate against wheelchairs in their drive-thru, Simone’s game that requires Henry Rollins poetry, and Axe body spray gets a proper reaming by Neil Hamburger. Special feature: Stephy distorting! It’s like her trademark!™

 

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Big Tasty’s Dongtini inspired hand turkey.
Tasty does $20 Doodles on the last Sunday of every month in Burbank.
Head over there, LA peeps! He’s the breast.
Big Tasty gallantly provides Simone with his 15-year-old Taco Bell name tag. Treasured.
Amber Harvey who rammed into and smashed a Taco Bell door when they
wouldn’t serve her at the drive-thru window in her wheelchair.

The most painful trailer ever.

The new and unnecessary Three Stooges. Be annoyed.
Senior pics gone excellently.
f$700
Seven hundred fucking dollars. 
(courtesy of Dongtacular Vernacular)
Stephy’s picture that David saw in a hot local singles ad on Facebook.
Stephy’s pick for Simone’s hottest Facebook photo.
She swears not just because it’s blurry.
Simone’s 5th pick for Stephy’s hottest Facebook photo.
The the other four were all pictures of Lily Allen.


Closing song: Ween – “Waving My Dick In The Wind”