Dongtini – Episode 120

January 19, 2015 in Podcast

On today’s show, Simone holds Stephy to her tough standards on using simpler words, Simone makes some progress with her own word tomorrocado, and Stephy surprsingly doesn’t have a problem with new year’s resolutions. Also: a gunman is seen in Stephy’s kid’s school district, using Taco Bell to spread the good news, taking a 13 year old to a rave, nostalgia makes determining quality confusing, Simone sees a new Johnny Depp billboard and loses her shit, and Stephy screws up a handshake even after being forewarned.

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Dongtini – Episode 120

 

UPVOTE SIMONE’S WORD, TOMORROCADO IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE ADVANCEMENT OF LANGUAGE!!!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
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quad-600x450The fucking Mortdecai poster that’s terrorising the citizens of Los Angeles.

Closing song: Right Said Fred – “I’m Too Sexy”

Dongtini Episode 111

August 11, 2014 in Uncategorized

Stephy got some rosary beads and Simone has been doing Buddhist meditation. Let that sink in. Also: self-hatred as a western concept, post-nap depression, dancing alone, how do you describe Adam Levine?, Dongs In The News, Taco Bell News, pretentious vegans, the original James Bond.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 111

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Click here to experience the superglued dong story.

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Here is the Vice article on vegans not necessarily being pretentious.

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Confused Cats Against Feminism: If the patriarchy will let Miss Wanton lick her bottom, she will welcome it gladly.

 

Closing song: Tom Jones – “Thunderball”

Dongtini — Episode 100

January 29, 2014 in Podcast

100th episode extravaganza! Simone has special surprises and Stephy becomes apoplectic, and we rehash Dongtini glories and highlights. Also: Simone went to a noisy Flowers in the Attic screening,  Stephy is the unwitting recipient of a dick pic, we have a celebrity edition of Dongs in the News, the fundifeminists made a watchdog tumblr about Stephy, Facebook Watchdog, Readings From The Heart and some epic Taco Bell News.

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Listener Jonathan's sticky toffee puddong for Simone

Here is the controversial vine. And before you click, please internalize that this comes with a serious NSFW warning: VINE.

Read the Reddit thread about the guy with two penises here.

His real name is Anthony Scott Flippen. Makes sense somehow.

Pimentos explained. Breakfast, lunch and dinner!

 And here is Ryan Jones’ epic exchange with a scam artist. ENJOY.

Closing song: The Proclaimers (feat. Dongtini) — “100 Miles”

Dongtini — Episode 92

June 14, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone’s harrowing yet ultimately quite successful birth experience, church-sanctioned porn ‘n pancakes, fertility is a bitch, when firemen are in your bedroom and you don’t have any pants on, the “Behind The Candelabra” film is finally here!, ugly babies, Hammerhead vs. foreigners,  the new pope says even atheists can go to heaven, Rob Bell vs. Mark Driscoll, Tony Jones hosts a feminism week, Stephy’s Facebook note hoping to start conversation around misogyny in church, Lolly wails in the background, Taco Bell news, anal massage and hilarious baseball names. #CharlieFurbush 

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The video on self anal breathing and massage you’ve been looking for!

In this interview, Rob Bell talks to Pete Holmes about hell and how maybe it’s not what we’ve been told it is. 
Click here to hear it. 

Stephy just read this.

Closing song: Bee Gees — “Run To Me”

Dongtini — Episode 69

November 15, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Tales of when we first learned what 69 was, Stephy uses telepathy to figure out which Billy Joel song Simone is thinking of, Tim Heidecker’s contribution while on a road trip with Simone (OW NAMEDROP), Chick-Fil-A doesn’t give back change in the amount of $6.66, Stephy explains the N-word AND periods to her 10 year old all in the same traumatic day, sometimes you just gotta hide the Taco Bell receipts and Smash Mouth cds from the valet, the rite of passage that is coming to terms with liking “bad” music, sexism in the skeptic community, SAX SOLO, the satanic chords in “Richard III” that were banned by the Catholic church, we don’t understand Reddit but we want to, valuable information for Taco Bell consumers, VOILA: BEANS!, everyone always orders the same thing at Taco Bell and never deviates, the great 7-layer Texas drought of 1995, the coveted ability to walk away from internet conflict, dumb names for Kenyan twins, Gregg’s photos from Branson, and a particularly depressing placemat. WHAT HAPPENS AT GRANDMA’S HOUSE NEVER HAPPENED.

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Dongtini – Episode 69

DIRTY
Patton Oswalt converses with Victoria Jackson.

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Here is the tumblr about being butt-hurt about the election. TWO THUMBS UP (up your hurt butt).

Butthurt eagle.

"The Strip" in Branson.
Do you see racist like Simone sees? Remember, it's in Branson.
A souvenir shirt of one of the hottest shows in town.
Just as well this doesn't say "Grandpa".

Closing song: Supergrass — “Richard III”

Dongtini — Episode 65

October 12, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Las Vegas took the clean folded laundry of Simone’s mind and threw it in the hamper, Stephy sorta participated in teaching compassion to the Seattle Police Department, and they both wrestle with the ethical tension of eating at Costco and Ikea. Also: inhumane Christianizing at funerals, Stephy can’t stop laughing at ridiculous cat “facts,” listener voicemail, the Sri Lankan twins on The Amazing Race, eating fallopian tubes for sport, and a gay guy’s blog about ladysteak.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 65

David took this in Vegas. "What happens in Vegas grays in Vegas."
"What are you DOING?" say Simone & Bunion's doppelgangers.

Closing song: Dave Bazan — “Bearing Witness”

Dongtini — Episode 64

October 3, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone is gay for Australian rules football, Stephy exploits the untapped (heh) market of Christian erotica, and Taco Bell is trying to kill us. Also: this week in ladysteak, Mr. Hanky flavored ice cream at Coogee Bay Hotel, a word Simone loves, why all-time lists are bad, when you love someone who loves fantasy sports, and the politically-incorrect highly-insensitive downs thump gesture.

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Some highlights from Simone’s Aussie Rules Football team, Hawthorn winning the 2008 Grand Final.

Between the two tall posts is 6 points, between a tall and short post is 1 point. That’s all you need to know.

 

The taste is gonna move ya.

Closing song: Hawthorn Football Club Theme Song

Dongtini — Episode 54

July 25, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Stephy is visiting Simone in LA, which means recording at Taco Bell for the grand reveal of the Cantina Bell menu along with David. We are soon distracted by a dodgy hookup nearby and record that instead, then are shamed by a bystander. Also: an accidental party with Duncan and Rachel, social anxiety and being choked by adrenaline, the best bookstore in the free world, Simone’s unfortunate Family Cloth discovery, Stephy ate fake meat made out of walnuts and liked it, a website devoted to Things To Put On Your Dick, our perspective on rape jokes, and a listener call about making friends.

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Dongtini – Episode 54

The Last Bookstore in downtown LA (5th and Spring) - GO!
Installation at The Last Bookstore
Simone and Stephy taste test Taco Bell Cantina Bell menu and record nutty conversations just for you! Okay, maybe 10% is for you.
David said "This burrito looks like an Air Jordan."

 Closing song: The Eagles of Death Metal — “Wannabe In LA”

Dongtini — Episode 52

July 11, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Stephanie is on a road trip with evangelical family, in spite of no listener demand Simone’s potato salad is back and making quite a splash, name-dropping feels icky but also feels necessary, and Stephy is interviewed for a documentary about Christians holding out for marriage to have sex. Also: Taco Bell news, Clownvis Presley’s Dongline Song, Stephanie Tanner and Ray Pruitt’s Donna Martin induced blue balls.

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Dongtini – Episode 52

Stephy was interviewed for the documentary, Jesus, Don’t Let Me Die Before I’ve Had Sex 

 

Blue balls is not a justification for battery.
Taco Bell airlifts USDA grade-D meat to the good people of Alaska.
Closing song: Dead Kennedys – “Holiday In Cambodia”

Dongtini — Episode 49

June 20, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: The guy who got his face eaten off has a very positive attitude, a listener asks how to deal with parents who think they know God’s motives, Simone the Magic Person is plotting a comeback, and Stephy got a massive surprise in the mail. Plus: Boozey baby showers, dong leggings, Father’s Day sucks, a Focus on the Family movie review and Taco Bell news! Prepare to be amazed!

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Dongtini – Episode 49

Dong leggings. Subtle?

 

Maybe not.
The greeting card industry has been largely silent on the fact that Father's Day can suck.
Mailbox fun.
 

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Cat Mario! What’s it say in Japanese?!

Closing song: Adriano Celentano — “24,000 Baci”