Dongtini — Episode 71

November 28, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

Listener voicemail episode! Simone was confronted with a thong at Thanksgiving dinner, Listener Eugene asks how our belief systems actually affect us, many Christians are raging assholes, many skeptics think stupid things and haven’t arrived there by any form of critical thinking, logic and the wild card, organized thinking and empathy, Simone’s Wikifeet rating, Dr. Gorvinda doesn’t understand “these two whores talking about dongs,” Listener Stacy asks about social anxiety and the gym, Stephy is limiting her self-loathing to ten minutes a day, math is hard, the Ryan Gosling Kool-Aid, we’ve got a long way to go according to Germaine Greer (“If you think you are emancipated, you might consider the idea of tasting your own menstrual blood – if it makes you sick, you’ve got a long way to go, baby”), Listener Tasty gives us a tutorial in the Reddit shitshow, and CAT PAINT!

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Dongtini – Episode 71

 

My (ugly) Left Foot by Simone - even the cats can't bear to look at it.
This hits a humor nerve in Stephy that is rarely accessed. It just makes her howl.
Simone's pièce de résistance.

 The recalled “Math is hard!” talking Barbie:

 

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The clip below is some Ryan Gosling Kool-Aid that Stephy has dranken:

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Closing song: The Zombies — “She’s Not There”

Dongtini — Episode 70

November 21, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: French 75s, the other Dave and Steph, brunch is a horrible word, Catilin Moran’s endearing brand of feminism, Alphanail will get you so laid, the care and feeding of your enneagram 4, injustice and fluffy kitties, speaking the same relational language, self-soothing and emotional currency, 69 vs 68 ½, Emily from Talk Time leaves a voicemail about her sympathy lactation, the conundrum of treating your family worse than anyone else when you love them more than anyone else, Betty Butterfield (“Mmhellooo?”), fistfighting with your sister, Ghostbusters 2 is shit, listener voicemails about dongs, and no self-respecting man should ever have to buy cotton balls. 

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Dongtini – Episode 70

Click here for the French 75 recipe and then have two and chase them with beer so you too can frow up like Stephy did!

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One of the enneagram books Stephy got from the liberry.
If you're a real man (read: douchelord), you'll paint your nails with Alpha Nail, nail polish. At least revel in the website! http://alphanail.com
It's like Axe body spray for your nails.

Closing song: Al Green — “Let’s Stay Together”

Dongtini — Episode 69

November 15, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Tales of when we first learned what 69 was, Stephy uses telepathy to figure out which Billy Joel song Simone is thinking of, Tim Heidecker’s contribution while on a road trip with Simone (OW NAMEDROP), Chick-Fil-A doesn’t give back change in the amount of $6.66, Stephy explains the N-word AND periods to her 10 year old all in the same traumatic day, sometimes you just gotta hide the Taco Bell receipts and Smash Mouth cds from the valet, the rite of passage that is coming to terms with liking “bad” music, sexism in the skeptic community, SAX SOLO, the satanic chords in “Richard III” that were banned by the Catholic church, we don’t understand Reddit but we want to, valuable information for Taco Bell consumers, VOILA: BEANS!, everyone always orders the same thing at Taco Bell and never deviates, the great 7-layer Texas drought of 1995, the coveted ability to walk away from internet conflict, dumb names for Kenyan twins, Gregg’s photos from Branson, and a particularly depressing placemat. WHAT HAPPENS AT GRANDMA’S HOUSE NEVER HAPPENED.

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Dongtini – Episode 69

DIRTY
Patton Oswalt converses with Victoria Jackson.

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Here is the tumblr about being butt-hurt about the election. TWO THUMBS UP (up your hurt butt).

Butthurt eagle.

"The Strip" in Branson.
Do you see racist like Simone sees? Remember, it's in Branson.
A souvenir shirt of one of the hottest shows in town.
Just as well this doesn't say "Grandpa".

Closing song: Supergrass — “Richard III”

Dongtini — Episode 68

November 7, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone works to sway the genetically modified vote, Stephy is named part of the anti-evangelical hate machine, and we receive a pro-retarded voicemail from a listener who’s been there.  Also: undecided voters and the people who love them, fallout from Stephy’s interview last week, we’re so glad Emily and Micah and Jeff and Mary survived the east coast tsunami!, Simone saw Rock of Ages, Gregg took a special spy photo of a motivational list someone made on a plane, Stephy is going on an exciting trip made possible by a listener, the side effects of scary movies, and Simone walked through the cemetery alone at night but was more scared of rapists than of ghosts.

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Dongtini – Episode 68

Here is Chris Hayes’ piece on undecided voters.

This guy does not like Stephy's blog Stuff Christian Culture Likes.
Obviously photoshopped photo of Stephy
Just say no!
Delightful Prop 37 graphic courtesy of Listener Ryan
Important work that a business person works on during flight as captured by Gregg.

 

Part of Stephy's Japan haul

Closing song:  Chicago – “25 or 6 to 4″