Dongtini — Episode 98

November 26, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: the new Japanese game show Orgasm Wars, Simone pressed her baby up against Walter White (“The more people tell Stephanie to watch Breaking Bad the less likely she is to watch it.” —Simone), cat chat, Catilin Moran vs. certain feminists, complementarianism in the church, Simone’s Product Reviews, Dongs In The News, and introducing a new segment: Theologians Being Dicks™.
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Dongtini — Episode 98

Captain Waffles vs. Hungry Hungry Hippos

Click here for the HuffPo piece on the Japanese game show “Orgasm Wars.” OMGOSH.

 Click here to learn about VPL (visible panty line) on Wikipedia.

Simone exchanges her son for some blue meth.

 

Closing song: Neil Hamburger — “Recycle Bin”

Dongtini — Episode 71

November 28, 2012 in Podcast

Listener voicemail episode! Simone was confronted with a thong at Thanksgiving dinner, Listener Eugene asks how our belief systems actually affect us, many Christians are raging assholes, many skeptics think stupid things and haven’t arrived there by any form of critical thinking, logic and the wild card, organized thinking and empathy, Simone’s Wikifeet rating, Dr. Gorvinda doesn’t understand “these two whores talking about dongs,” Listener Stacy asks about social anxiety and the gym, Stephy is limiting her self-loathing to ten minutes a day, math is hard, the Ryan Gosling Kool-Aid, we’ve got a long way to go according to Germaine Greer (“If you think you are emancipated, you might consider the idea of tasting your own menstrual blood – if it makes you sick, you’ve got a long way to go, baby”), Listener Tasty gives us a tutorial in the Reddit shitshow, and CAT PAINT!

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Dongtini – Episode 71

 

My (ugly) Left Foot by Simone - even the cats can't bear to look at it.
This hits a humor nerve in Stephy that is rarely accessed. It just makes her howl.
Simone's pièce de résistance.

 The recalled “Math is hard!” talking Barbie:

 

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The clip below is some Ryan Gosling Kool-Aid that Stephy has dranken:

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Closing song: The Zombies — “She’s Not There”

Dongtini — Episode 70

November 21, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: French 75s, the other Dave and Steph, brunch is a horrible word, Catilin Moran’s endearing brand of feminism, Alphanail will get you so laid, the care and feeding of your enneagram 4, injustice and fluffy kitties, speaking the same relational language, self-soothing and emotional currency, 69 vs 68 ½, Emily from Talk Time leaves a voicemail about her sympathy lactation, the conundrum of treating your family worse than anyone else when you love them more than anyone else, Betty Butterfield (“Mmhellooo?”), fistfighting with your sister, Ghostbusters 2 is shit, listener voicemails about dongs, and no self-respecting man should ever have to buy cotton balls. 

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Dongtini – Episode 70

Click here for the French 75 recipe and then have two and chase them with beer so you too can frow up like Stephy did!

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One of the enneagram books Stephy got from the liberry.
If you're a real man (read: douchelord), you'll paint your nails with Alpha Nail, nail polish. At least revel in the website! http://alphanail.com
It's like Axe body spray for your nails.

Closing song: Al Green — “Let’s Stay Together”