Dongtini November 2011

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Dongtini — Episode 20

November 30, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone’s kiwi impression, banned words in Pakistani text messages, cavity filling is worse than childbirth, Stephy’s son asks if God is for real, and a disgusting round of Would You Rather?

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Dongtini — Episode 20

Simone’s Hot Buttered Rum recipe

3 tsp Brown Sugar
.5 tsp Allspice

.5 tsp Whole Cloves

1 tbsp Butter
2 oz Dark Rum

Hot Water

Warm a mug or glass, and then add sugar and about 1.5 oz of hot water to the mug. Stir sugar and water until sugar is well-dissolved. Add rum and spices and then fill top the mug with hot water. Add butter and stir until butter is completely melted. Garnish with a cinnamon stick and/or orange peel, depending on the flavour you’re looking for.

Trailer for “The Trip” with Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan
(watch the TV series and not the movie based on it if at all possible)

Twitter screencap of Christian culture feeling sorry for atheists on Thanksgiving,

click to read all the goodness.

Stephy’s blog post on atheist Thanksgiving is here.

Click here for full list of the 1600 words banned from Pakistani text messages!

Round man on Los Angeles bench.

Closing song: Say Hi —”Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh”

Tags: accents, christian culture being dicks, hot buttered rum, nirvana, pakistani text messages, thanksgiving, would you rather?
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Dongtini — Episode 19

November 24, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

In this episode, Simone shares details on one of her biggest fan-girl adventures to date as she headed down to Santiago, Chile to see Faith No More, a band very important in her formative years. Stephy sought the next big rock star of the cloth as she attended an American Idol-style preaching competition, courtesy of the creeps at Mars Hill Church in Seattle. To cap it all off, a listener email recounting bathroom stall phone sex is shared.Listen now or right click to save and listen later!

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Dongtini — Episode 19

Simone by the pool in Santiago, sipping a caipirinha, or however the fuck you say it.

(l-r) Roddy Bottum, Bill Gould, Mike Patton and Trey Spruance performing on stage together for the first time. Last together to record ‘King For A Day’ in 1994.

‘Everything’s Ruined’, one of Faith No More’s greatest song with one of the world’s most brilliantly crappy videos. Faith No More end the set with ‘Just A Man’ complete with chorus. (Chorus kicks in at 3:47) Doesn’t quiet capture the majesty of being there unfortunately, but you get an inkling of an idea.

The doors of Mars Hill Church in Ballard, Seattle.

Church security team recruiting poster in Mars Hill men’s loo.
(Click to read all the goodness.)

Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you.

Guy Smiley, pastor at large

Stephy’s Stuff Christian Culture Likes post on fauxhawks.

Closing song: Faith No More — “King For A Day”

Tags: chile, faith no more, maquinaria festival, mark driscoll, mars hill, phone sex, preaching, santiago
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Dongtini — Episode 18

November 16, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: accents we love with a flaming passion and hate with a fiery vengance, Stephy’s Ben Gibbard impersonation, Simone has it on good authority that Facebook is out to Aldous Huxley us all, and Christians freely share unwanted details of their weird sex lives. (Sound news: Stephy was distorting all over the place, you’ll just have to deal with it.)

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Dongtini — Episode 18

Simone’s tote bag bearing the name of Michael Jackson’s killer.

Amy Walker does 21 accents in two and a half minutes.

Zooey Deschanel sings National Anthem

Ben Gibbard sings the National Anthem

Stephy’s Stuff Christian Culture Likes post on scheduling sex and grody comments are here.

Closing song: Chet Atkins—”I Feel Fine”

Tags: accents, ben gibbard, christian sex, conrad murray, diprivan, facebook, propofol, zooey deschanel
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Dongtini — Episode 17

November 9, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: touching the brains of deceased Chinese political prisoners, receiving tragic news late at night, Christians are assholes, and a hard look at Christian love is taken before reverting the conversation back to wieners. (Sound news: Stephy was distorting all over the place, you’ll just have to deal with it.)

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Dongtini — Episode 17


Simone as Cordelia Ghastlie, a character from fabric.

Onion article: Time Traveler says everyone in the future eats Dippin’ Dots

And here’s a clip from “Scared Straight.” Will scare you so bad, put on an adult undergarment before watching.

Closing song: East 17 – “House Of Love”

Tags: after-school specials, digital rape, dippin’ dots, halloween, loving your enemy, scared straight, taco bell
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Dongtini — Episode 16

November 2, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Stephy and Simone’s earliest dong memories, the origin of the word “dongtini,” Simone’s drunken online purchases, our first times, and has anyone ever liked an opening band?

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Dongtini — Episode 16

Simone took this of Beth Gibbons. She had a good seat.

Pedro The Lion is one of the two cover bands Stephy ever loved. Here is Bazan, Dongtini listener and force behind Pedro the Lion, playing “Once They Really Get To Know You They Will Run”: