Dongtini — Episode 75

January 3, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone reads reviews of the masterpiece “How To Live With A Huge Penis,” Stephy wrestles bitterly with futility, Geoff Tate of Queensryche tells you how to live life to its fullest, Simone faces a life-threatening situation at Django Unchained, Stephy has coffee problems, chinaman is the preferred nomenclature, holiday sorrow, the Breakfast at Tiffany’s movie departure from the novella, Simone’s reading goals, a disgruntled Midnight Madness contestant, the Japanese flu epidemic in Springfield, chichi environment malls, Quentin Tarantino’s salvaged theater, Stephy’s Carol Burnett boner, Simone’s Mary Tyler Moore hard-on, Portishead vs. Ugly Kid Joe vinyl, #stephysportscenter, abscess lancing, a last name of Wankoff, Tiny Furniture, Lena Dunham, and a text from an anonymous dong doctor!

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Dongtini – Episode 75

Four years ago, Simone danced on Stephy’s test failing grave by dancing on stage with their favourite band Supergrass on the same painful day.


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“This game is stupid. Who cares about it anyway?” was said by Michael J. Fox in ‘Midnight Madness’! It’s all on YouTube! Here’s part 1 of 6! Watch it, ya FAGABEEFE!

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Be sure to watch Geoff Tate from Queensryche and his electronic press kit for a prime cut of douche.

Even if you don’t need to know how, you might still want to read the Amazon reviews or the book itself.

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Closing song: Candi Staton — “Old Man’s Sweetheart”

Dongtini — Episode 16

November 2, 2011 in Podcast

On this episode: Stephy and Simone’s earliest dong memories, the origin of the word “dongtini,” Simone’s drunken online purchases, our first times, and has anyone ever liked an opening band?


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Simone took this of Beth Gibbons. She had a good seat.
Pedro The Lion is one of the two cover bands Stephy ever loved. Here is Bazan, Dongtini listener and force behind Pedro the Lion, playing “Once They Really Get To Know You They Will Run”:
Stephy was at this Death Cab For Cutie show (1/23/99) that Pedro the Lion opened for:

Stephy’s least favorite opening act ever

Official song of Dongtini, if they would just change “head” to “dong”:
“Man With Complete Mama’s Family Video Library Never Going On eBay Drunk Again.” —the Onion article
Simone + internet + Tanqueray = 3 of these
Stephy’s senior prom pic, 1993. NOT a Glamour Shot.
No joke, that last soundwave, the one that looks like a dong, IS Simone saying “dong”!

Closing song: Daiquiri — “Opening Act”