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Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury simone@dongtini.com yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone gets her magician certification, Stephanie gushes about an Ethan Hawke movie, but not Ethan Hawke, and everyone is still worried about Richard Simmons. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-135.mp3 Mon, 21 Dec 2015 09:00 PDT 1:03:56 richard simmons, magic, magic castle, ethan hawke, linklater, bitmoji, christian magicians, eating quirks yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Seasonal depression, social anxiety disorder, The Beaver Triology, and Dongs In The News™! http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-134.mp3 Thu, 19 Nov 2015 16:00 PDT 1:03:04 seasonal depression, social anxiety disorder, documentaries, dongs yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Kitten ownership, the Give Me Sex Jesus documentary, and Simone's blossoming magic career. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-133.mp3 Fri, 9 Oct 2015 14:00 PDT 58:12 kittens, abstinence documentaries, magic, dongs yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury We talk mental health, Bono's assholery, and Dongs In The News™. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-132.mp3 Fri, 28 Aug 2015 13:00 PDT 55:32 Ant-Man, emojis, Bernie Sanders, Gloria Tesch, Dave Grohl yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Ant-Man red carpet, emoji crimes, and Bernie Sanders is our boyfriend. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-131.mp3 Mon, 27 Jul 2015 15:00 PDT 1:10:16 Ant-Man, emojis, Bernie Sanders, Gloria Tesch, Dave Grohl yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone's magic getaway, Stephy gets on Kelly Oxford's bad side, and Meatless Mondays. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-130.mp3 Mon, 29 Jun 2015 13:00 PDT 1:01:57 fire ants, kelly oxford, magic, mark burnett, meatless monday, passenger shaming, selfies, shaving, vegetarianism yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephanie received a disgusting gift, Simone debuts a disgusting combination of words, and you should never google “squirt.” http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-129.mp3 Thu, 18 Jun 2015 12:00 PDT 1:05:53 sesame street, wentworth, kickstarter, gifts yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury The fall of the Duggars makes for 21 dongs and counting, the word “squirt” is gross but pretentious chocolate is delicious, and Stephy commiserates with Simone about memory hoarding. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-128.mp3 Tue, 2 Jun 2015 14:00 PDT 55:44 chocolate, duggars, shazam, vosges, chocolate yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone attends a special Mad Men finale event and gets a jarring breakfast, Stephy is better equipped to catch manipulation and delivers an exceptional dong in the news on a silver platter. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-127.mp3 Tue, 26 May 2015 13:00 PDT 1:02:38 mad men, mum brain, mom brain, pineapple pancakes, high school reunion yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone had an emergency consult with the dong doctor, Stephy has glory hole information from a reputable source, and Simone was in a jury pool with a celebrity juror. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-126.mp3 Tue, 5 May 2015 13:00 PDT 1:09:51 dildo ashes, faith no more, false memories, glory holes, jury duty, platypus, sebaceous cysts, venus hill yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone reads a passive-aggressive letter from a super smug mom, Stephy’s house and car both broke at the same time, and Simone gifts a dog name to listeners. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-125.mp3 Mon, 23 Mar 2015 17:00 PDT 1:10:43 burst pipes, dongs, hair in foam, tikis, word meanings yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury We discuss dressgate, attention policing, and the purity of differing opinions. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-124.mp3 Wed, 4 Mar 2015 12:00 PDT 1:09:05 Dressgate, attention policing, the purity of differing opinions, Dawn Cerny, Mark Driscoll, murder documentaries yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone tried to look casual for Birdsworth to trick him to going to the vet, and Stephy really hates NPR. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-123.mp3 Wed, 25 Feb 2015 13:25 PDT 1:12:48 NPR, reconcilation, serial, jack white, lindy west, buzzfeed sex toys yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury The children's book The Rainbow Fish is dissected, Simone plans an intimate encounter with a platypus, and Stephy is surprised what her doctor finds her to be full of during her gyno exam. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-122.mp3 Fri, 13 Feb 2015 13:25 PDT 1:03:47 dave navarro, facebook, platypus, beaches, the rainbow fish, gynocologist yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy draws the ire of progressive Christianity, Simone is validated in her Johnny Depp hate, and sex line instructions are read and ridiculed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-121.mp3 Tue, 3 Feb 2015 16:25 PDT 1:08:59 christian culture being dicks, johnny depp, dermio, bouffants, whit crane yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy uses a bigger word than she needs to, Simone's word 'tomorrocado' gains wider acceptance, and you gotta hand it to Stephy for botching a first meeting with someone. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-120.mp3 Mon, 19 Jan 2015 13:00 PDT 1:01:18 fortuitous, taco bell, witnessing, tomorrocado, johnny depp, hating johnny depp, school shootings, right said fred, i'm too sexy, 90s hits yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone slummed it in Hawaii for Christmas, Stephy isn't a big Christmas fan anymore, and a strange man with poor boundaries approached Simone to discuss penis enlargement surgery. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-119.mp3 Thu, 8 Jan 2015 14:00 PDT 1:05:34 christmas, penis enlargement, taco bell, prime numbers, vaping yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone's feathers are ruffled by the way Andrew WK addresses atheists, Stephy struggles with maths and conservative Thanksgiving. A battle with a cat is lost. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-118.mp3 Mon, 1 Dec 2014 14:00 PDT 1:04:00 cats, andrew wk, atheism, prayer, thanksgiving, celebrity beehives, social media addiction yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone says “The Room” is a perfect example of what happens when people don’t listen to others, and Stephy accidentally retweeted a pic of someone’s vag on SCCL. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-117.mp3 Wed, 19 Nov 2014 15:00 PDT 1:07:00 the room, empathy, facebook drama, dongtacular vernacular, apostle paul, feminism yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone’s personality was assessed by a stranger, Stephy was propositioned by a gentleman lying on the sidewalk, and would you believe Simone was a debutante? http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-116.mp3 Mon, 03 Nov 2014 15:00 PDT 1:06:42 mars hill, mark driscoll, meditation, buttplugs, worship, detention centers, feminism yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Mark Driscoll's resignation and how Stephy feels about it, Simone's meditative practices for gratitude, and gay porn just means double the dongs. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-115.mp3 Thu, 23 Oct 2014 13:00 PDT 1:01:54 mars hill, mark driscoll, meditation, buttplugs, worship, detention centers, feminism yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephanie live tweets a wonderfully terrible Christian movie, Simone writes a complaint letter about ginger ale, and relationships despite differing beliefs are discussed. Also sports! http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-114.mp3 Fri, 10 Oct 2014 11:00 PDT 59:30 belief, you are not so smart, facebook watchdog, lasik, prk, blindness, gods not dead, vernors ginger ale yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Things get a little heated when the merits of relaity TV are debated, Stephy is on a roll with Christian blowhards getting taken down, and Simone's mother tries to pronounce Dongtini. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-113.mp3 Wed, 1 Oct 2014 14:00 PDT 1:03:28 scotland, gymboree, reality tv, golden age of television, tony jones, facebook yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone saw the Penis Monologues in Scotland, Stephy's formidable enemy Mark Driscoll is finally circling the drain, and an unsolicited dick pic involving a bookmark was discussed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-112.mp3 Mon, 22 Sep 2014 14:00 PDT 1:03:38 scotland, mark driscoll, mars hill, dongs in the news, crying scenes yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy went to Jesus Camp, Simone went to Buddhist meditation, and both agree they're not as gross as guys. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-111.mp3 Mon, 11 Aug 2014 14:00 PDT 1:01:45 buddhism, catholicism, taco bell, meditation, depression, adam levine, veganism yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone visits Stephy in Seattle where thy smoke e-cigs and talk about Nirvana. Also, asexuals are discussed along with a failed rubber ducky and its painful Amazon reviews http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-110.mp3 Wed, 16 Jul 2014 14:00 PDT 52:21 rubber ducks, rubber duckies, nirvana, asexuals, experience music project yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Daddy-daughter dates creep people out, Stephy watches her Hank Hill brother in law find common ground with a Chilean, and Simone willingly gets trapped in a room with a zombie. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-109.mp3 Wed, 02 Jul 2014 12:00 PDT 53:30 daddy daughter dates, turning 40, women's health magazine, room escapes, trapped in a room with a zombie, curiosity show, toilets, padded toilet seats, black toilets, apologising yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone fanagles her way in with Olivia Newton-John, mass shootings suck, apologising too much, and medical information from dodgy websites. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-108.mp3 Thu, 19 Jun 2014 12:50 PDT 1:00:00 barry gibb, olivia newton john, mass shootings, anti vaxers, bad web design, apologising yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy discovers the mystery ingredients in Taco Bell's meat, Simone sings a creepy children's song about a log, and we discuss things we’ve changed our minds on (dongs were not on the list). http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-107.mp3 Thu, 29 May 2014 15:20 PDT 1:05:15 documentaries, taco bell news, funerals, changing your mind yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone was forced to ride in a stretch Hummer, Stephy is terrified her boss will find pics of hot dogs on her hard drive, and we marvel at the Wu-Tang wiener saga. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-106.mp3 Wed, 30 Apr 2014 13:05 PDT 1:09:35 dongs in the news, korean spas, objectification, outreach, ugly kid joe, vegas weddings yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy had disdain for naked playdates at the Korean spa, Simone explores her wet bread phobia, and we read real headlines about a cartwheeling dong. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-105.mp3 Fri, 18 Apr 2014 14:05 PDT 54:10 phos, korean spas, public nudity, world vision yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury A Very Jesus Episode in which we discuss annoying Christian email forwards and the World Vision gay marriage fiasco. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-104.mp3 Fri, 28 Mar 2014 15:00 PDT 54:00 Christian email forwards, World Vision, gay marriage, Mark Driscoll yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury We have mixed feelings about Daylight Savings Time and also God's benevolance. Plus: the Lulu app is juicy! http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-103.mp3 Fri, 14 Mar 2014 13:30 PDT 53:33 daylight savings time, religion, 911, the lulu app yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Discontinued food nostalgia, Portlandia, the Icelandic Penis Museum, and a letter of concern from a pastor who is a convicted sex offender. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-102.mp3 Tue, 25 Feb 2014 12:30 PDT 50:30 taco bell, portlandia, penis museum, sex offenders, banned baby names yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy suffers inconvenience because of the Seahawks, Simone perused internet cats at the internet cat video film festival, and the ever-increasing douchery of Flea is discussed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-101.mp3 Wed, 12 Feb 2014 12:20 PDT 57:25 woody allen, seahawks, flea, doubt, creationism, science, dongs in the news yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury 100th episode extravaganza! Simone has special surprises and Stephy becomes apoplectic, and the ladies rehash Dongtini glories and highlights. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-100.mp3 Wed, 29 Jan 2014 10:20 PDT 1:40:40 anniversary episode, supergrass, taco bell news, facebook watchdog, dick pics, flowers in the atatic yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone loses her shit over Yahoo Answers, feminists are mad that Stephy hopes rapists will stop raping, and a famous dong is in the news! http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-099.mp3 Mon, 30 Dec 2013 15:30 PDT 52:05 michael jackson, wieners, south park, conrad murray, yahoo answers, angry feminists yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Inflated interpretations of racism are explored, laughing at being objectified happens, and myths about visible panty lines are dispelled. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-098.mp3 Mon, 18 Nov 2013 11:30 PDT 56:40 vpls, visible panty lines, underwear, exams, racism, caramel, sexism, idiocy yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Inflated interpretations of racism are explored, laughing at being objectified happens, and myths about visible panty lines are dispelled. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-097.mp3 Tue, 26 Nov 2013 15:00 PDT 57:17 vpls, visible panty lines, underwear, feminism, caitlin moran, lily allen, trainspotting, dongs, cats, yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone dropped the editing ball again, so here's a show recorded 5 goddamned weeks ago. Stephy hosted a Q and A with Peter Rollins and Dave Bazan, Simone takes you along on her emotional rollercoaster, and long negelected listener calls are fielded. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-096.mp3 Tue, 29 Oct 2013 12:30 PDT 52:05 peter rollins, dave bazan, anxiety, depression, sciatica, postpartum, facebook, geeks, internet, heaven yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Back from a long break! Stephy reports on Jesus Camp, Simone straightens things out with her undies, and the word cunt is bandied about like nobody's business. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-095.mp3 Wed, 11 Sep 2013 12:30 PDT 43:41 jesus camp, christian camp, drunk strangers, feminism, post-partum talk yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Richard Dawkins,objectively cute babies, Hemlock Grove, disappointment with fudge, and a Dongtini book club proposal. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-094.mp3 Thu, 25 Jul 2013 11:15 PDT 47:05 book club, Murakami, Dawkins, post-partum talk yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone relays questionable intelligence from the Muslim scientific community and Stephy wants to stay at a monastery. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-093.mp3 Tue, 25 Jun 2013 11:40 PDT 51:11 mad men, atheism, monasteries, science yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone makes her official birth press release, Stephy reports on porn and pancake church events, and both ladies got down Behind The Candelabra. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-092.mp3 Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:10 PDT 53:15 childbirth, porn, pancakes, liberace, behind the candelabra, theology, taco bell yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy is uncharacteristically startled by an onslaught of dongs, Simone gets sentimental about Muppet Babies, and everyone is emotional about the last episode before Dongtini goes on maternity leave. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-091.mp3 Wed, 1 May 2013 12:15 PDT 48:45 pregnancy, starbucks, magicians, calling things gay, sleeptalking yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Boston bombing hookups and other unpublicized tragedy, dumb pregnancy advice, and more Amazon reviewers rate shit they didn’t use. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-090.mp3 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:30 PDT 49:30 krispy kreme, pregnancy, boston bombings, amazon reviews yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone is fucking outraged at a swearing guy, Stephanie shares a wealth of info after her documentary overdose, and a Russian takes an ass kicking way too far. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-089.mp3 Wed, 17 Apr 2013 12:30 PDT 45:15 gay, woody allen, tiffany, wine hotel, russians, foot ass murder, wine, beer, taco bell yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone had a baby shower that was actually fun, Stephy is panned by critics/pastors, and Donna Martin had really weird cleavage. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-088.mp3 Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:20 PDT 52:48 dongs in the news, baby showers, yelp! reviews, roger ebert, subversion, hypocrisy watch yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone rants about the new novel based on The Bible miniseries, Stephy was really concerned about Amy Grant’s whorish videos, and Simone reads Amazon reviews written by dumb cunts. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-087.mp3 Thu, 4 Apr 2013 11:20 PDT 44:55 dongs in the news, neil hamburger, the bible miniseries, words we hate, gwen and gavin, amy grant, this week in handicapped parking yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone reads the recipe for Resurrection Rolls (SPOILER ALERT the tomb is empty) and Stephy thinks Passion Of The Christ is a snuff film. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-086.mp3 Thu, 28 Mar 2013 10:55 PDT 47:25 dongs in the news, neil hamburger, words we hate, easter yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone is awarded VIP handicapped pregnant lady parking, Stephy found a new horribly wonderful movie in the realm of "The Room," and we wonder how much latent misogyny we just automatically accept. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-085.mp3 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 10:40 PDT 46:45 feminism, racism, covert misogyny, the room, movies so horrible they're good, pregnancy yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone is furious with all the idiotic Amazon reviews, Stephy wants to balance kindness with anger in regards to feminism, and The Onion helps us process childhood balloon-losing trauma. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-084.mp3 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 11:20 PDT 49:50 feminism, hugo schwyzer, the onion, horror movies, civil rights, pregnancy yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy has chronically misplaced logic, Simone was rewarded for being rear-ended, and we both wake up looking forward to naps. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-083.mp3 Wed, 6 Mar 2013 10:50 PDT 50:00 glenn beck, depression, talk therapy, stalkers, misplaced logic, naps, empathy yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone got rear-ended, Stephy encountered her longtime stalker, and we talk about the Onion c-word tweet. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-082.mp3 Wed, 27 Feb 2013 10:40 PDT 45:22 depression, the onion, car wrecks, stalkers, political parties, empathy yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone overcomes the adversity of pronouncing American R's, Stephy got a dentist's boob all to herself, and the politics of Valentine's evil are discussed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-081.mp3 Thu, 21 Feb 2013 10:30 PDT 47:25 depression, valentines day, neil hamburger, accents, may-december romances yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephanie made a bunch of people mad by saying a very very very baaaaaad word, Simone wrote a disgruntled letter to an irresponsible chocolatier, and together we measured our dongs using the Condom Size app. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-080.mp3 Wed, 13 Feb 2013 10:30 PDT 49:20 infomercials, vegeterianism, amsterdam, jonathan ames, super bowl, beyonce, true love waits yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone’s behind-the-scenes of an infomercial she appeared in, Stephy’s art of calling in sick to work, and becoming vegetarian. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-079.mp3 Wed, 6 Feb 2013 10:50 PDT 49:44 infomercials, vegeterianism, amsterdam, jonathan ames, super bowl, beyonce, true love waits yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone’s trash celebrity boycott, Stephy’s breathless emails from captivity, and a bar with a giant whale dong. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-078.mp3 Wed, 30 Jan 2013 10:50 PDT 1:01:10 pregnancy, outrage, mark driscoll, mark driscoll, a celebrity boycott yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone makes a giant dong-centric announcement, the ladies engage in cognitive behavioral therapy, and Stephy is hit on by someone wheeling around his own urine. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-077.mp3 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 11:50 PDT 49:40 pregnancy, depression, curing the gay, inventions, cognitive behavioral therapy yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone rescues kittens from her demented neighbor, Stephy pissed off Mars Hill Church some more, and Singing In The Rain is really good, goddammit. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-076.mp3 Wed, 9 Jan 2013 11:20 PDT 46:30 christmas, cults, kitten rescues, danny kaye, harry potter, depression, reading, books yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy delivers more from the dong doctor, Simone takes the fun out of reading, and Christmas is spent with a new Blu ray player and fearing for one's life respectively. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-075.mp3 Thu, 3 Jan 2013 11:00 PDT 50:50 christmas, django, holiday sadness, new years, dong doctor, geoff tate, reading, books yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy offended Mars Hill attendees at the Dave Bazan show, Simone got hacked and probably spammed you, and the ladies are fed up with Facebook's fuckery. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-074.mp3 Wed, 19 Dec 2012 11:15 PDT 56:22 atheism, christianity, facebook, would you rather?, ikea monkey, business cat, covert misogyny in the church yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone's surprise party dream showed how sneaky her brain is, Stephy's most humiliating email gaffe to date, and the politics of waxing. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-073.mp3 Wed, 12 Dec 2012 14:10 PDT 50:00 waxing, feminism, email gaffes, a listener contest, surprise parties, quentin tarantino yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On this episode On today's show, Simone shares one of the gayest things she's ever seen, Stephanie details literary birthday party games and momentary partner swapping, and overt sexuality grosses everyone out. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-072.mp3 Thu, 06 Dec 2012 10:25:00 PDT 46:45 advent, veganism, glory holes, theologians, crying at work, the gayest thing in the world yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On this episode we answer intelligently perverted voicemails, reward the demented winner with copious flattery, and discuss the spectrum of assholery that plagues both religious and skeptics alike. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-071.mp3 Wed, 28 Nov 2012 09:55:00 PDT 1:00:00 thanksgiving, belief systems, listener feedback, germaine greer, enneagram, caitlin moran, feminism, skepticism, Wikifeet, two whores talking about dongs yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Sister-fights that resulted in bloody noses, Simone describes her holy vision of 9-foot dongs chasing her down the street, and Stephy tried to lez with Oprah in Chicago, without success. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-070.mp3 Wed, 21 Nov 2012 09:55:00 PDT 51:00 thanksgiving, family strife, empathy lactation, chicago, enneagram, caitlin moran, french 75s, feminism, yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury It's episode 69, dude! Simone finds Satan hiding at Chik-Fil-A, Stephy teaches her 10 year old about the n-word and periods in one morning, and atheists are misogynist assholes too. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-069.mp3 Thu, 15 Nov 2012 11:30:00 PDT 53:45 atheism, skepticism, sexism, chik-fil-a, taco bell, smashmouth, offspring, branson missouri, n-word, periods yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury The ladies give an up to the minute election recap through the magic of technology, Simone walks through a cemetery alone and night, while Stephy is listed as part of the Evangelical hate machine! http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-068.mp3 Wed, 7 Nov 2012 11:30:00 PDT 48:06 election, obama, evangelical, japan, cemetery, rock of ages, motivational, business travel, retarded yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy has the worst week of her life, Simone is upstaged by a clown, and a bunch of listener follow up happens. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-067.mp3 Fri, 26 Oct 2012 09:50:00 PDT 44:30 clownvis presley, binders, reviews, mountain dew, texts from an anonymous dong doctor, presidential debates, brandon walsh yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone closely observes strippers at a video shoot, Stephy tattled to Rolling Stone about Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Brad Pitt hit rock fucking bottom. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-066.mp3 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 09:50:00 PDT 43:20 brad pitt, tim burton, neil hamburger, texts from an anonymous dong doctor, strippers, david bazan, facebook watchdog yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Las Vegas took the clean folded laundry of Simone's mind and threw it in the hamper, Stephy sorta participated in teaching compassion to the Seattle Police Department, and they both wrestle with the ethical tension of eating at Costco and Ikea. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-065.mp3 Fri, 12 Oct 2012 09:50:00 PDT 44:18 the amazing race, ikea food, religious blather at funerals, ridiculous cat facts, sri lanka yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone is gay for Australian rules football, Stephy exploits the untapped market of Christian erotica, and the down syndrome thump gesture is discussed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-064.mp3 Wed, 03 Oct 2012 09:30:00 PDT 45:15 australian rules football, ladysteak, the downs thump gesture, taco bell, best-of lists, words we love, christian erotica, facebook yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone is disappointed in Tony Danza, Stephy's eardrums aren't the same after Bob Mould, we feel the celebrities had it coming, and the iPhone 5 can go straight to hell. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-063.mp3 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 10:00:00 PDT 51:24 tony danza, bob mould, texts from an anonymous dong doctor, depression, anxiety, legends of the hidden temple, iPhone5, samsung galaxy yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone receives a divine revelation from Tim Gunn, Stephy rants about self-indulgent sermon intro videos in church, and scientists are growing dongs in petri dishes. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-062.mp3 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 09:20:00 PDT 55:57 christian culture being dicks, cults, mormon fundamentalism, religion, tim gunn, tony danza, uplifting dong news yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone is troubled by Nerve’s list of the sexist women in comedy, we have diseased wiener reports from a real live dong physician, and Stephy’s doctor is way too hot. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-061-September-10-2012.mp3 Wed, 12 Sep 2012 10:00:00 PDT 49:00 marital discord, Sassy magazine, hot gynecologists, critically ill friends, neil hamburger, religion, bic cristal yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury The ladies are outraged by Mars Hill's stupid dating advice, Stephy found a Christian blog that says "when you get to know your husband's penis, you honor God," and our husbands read a transcript of one of our episodes (Gregg playing the role of Simone, David playing the role of Stephy). http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-060-September-5-2012.mp3 Wed, 5 Sep 2012 10:40:00 PDT 51:22 mars hill church, christian culture being dicks, cults, dongs, fried chicken, big cucumbers, neil hamburger, religion, words we hate, bic pens, bic cristal yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone attends a bachelorette party and has a jarring ride in a limo, Stephy delivers the latest Focus on the Family review of 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter', and Simone attends a very LA wedding. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-059-August-29-2012.mp3 Thu, 30 Aug 2012 10:30:00 PDT 45:45 weddings, bachelorette party, kittens, tenacious d, focus on the family, texting, bad words yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone reads the original pitch for the completely surreal Jason Alexander/Nickelback video, Stephy repeatedly texted the wrong person because she assumed they were kidding (“Seriously, you have the wrong number.” “Whatever, asspunch!”), and David and Gregg show up for another disgusting round of Would You Rather? http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-058-August-19-2012.mp3 Wed, 22 Aug 2012 09:40:00 PDT 44:37 celebrity crushes, fuck threshold, memory loss, nickelback, texting, would you rather?, wrong numbers yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone floundered in gay at Liza Minelli, Stephy got a creepy email from someone who was excommunicated from Mars Hill Church, and together they review an astoundingly graphic instructional film on sex for people with disabilities. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-057-August-13-2012.mp3 Wed, 15 Aug 2012 09:10:00 PDT 1:06:00 av geeks, christian culture being dicks, cults, deconstructionism, jack white, listener skip, magicians, mars hill, peter rollins, the abc of sex education for trainables, the book of revelation yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy’s meme pisses off Glenn Beck, Simone goes camping with only a yoga mat and internet access, and mean people on Facebook need to fuck off. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-056-August-6-2012.mp3 Wed, 8 Aug 2012 10:36:00 PDT 40:35 camping sucks, ChickFilA vs. gays, Facebook, Glenn Beck, midcentury design, opening ceremonies, Peter Rollins, single parenting yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy vents about her week at Jesus Camp, Simone debunks the revisionist history of 90210, and the Dongtini husbands join them in studio to play a disgusting round of Would You Rather. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-055-July-22-2012.mp3 Wed, 1 Aug 2012 11:30:00 PDT 54:09 Christian Camp, cocktails, Beverly Hills 90210, Brandon Walsh, David Drury, box office records, facebook yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury The ladies report live from Taco Bell, breavely reviewing the new Cantina Bell menu so you don't have to, Simone reports on the horrors of Family Cloth, and Stephy upsets people by liking rape jokes. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-054-July-14-2012.mp3 Wed, 25 Jul 2012 11:30:00 PDT 55:17 taco bell, cantina bell, bell bottoms, family cloth, los angeles, rape jokes, making friends yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On this special episode, the ladies are joined by their first ever guests to discuss all eight of their boobs. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-053-July-14-2012.mp3 Wed, 18 Jul 2012 09:30:00 PDT 48:48 breasts, boobs, jugs, tits, implants, surgery, A-cup, D-cup, plastic surgery, jenna roadman, yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy reports in from a road trip, Simone's famous potato salad makes another splash, and the etiquette of name-dropping is discussed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-052-July-8-2012.mp3 Wed, 11 Jul 2012 09:30:00 PDT 38:57 taco bell, name-dropping, full house, 90210, ray pruitt, sex before marriage, potato salad yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy gets liquored up by fans, if you believed the Back to the Future Day hoax, Dongtini is disappointed in you, and Simone delivers with more peenie and superglue research. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-051-July-1-2012.mp3 Wed, 4 Jul 2012 09:30:00 PDT 42:20 superglue, peter rollins, facebook, clownvis presley, back to the future day, kickstarter, woody allen yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy gets superglue in her mouth, Simone rages on pretend vegetarians, and a listen asks how to deal with venomous blog comments. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-050-June-25-2012.mp3 Wed, 27 Jun 2012 09:30:00 PDT 46:50 superglue, bananas, pescetarians, vegetarians, twitter, rick warren, christina aguilera, bogans, cat mario translation, yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy is anxious about Father's Day, Simone is anxious about missing sunglasses, and the ultimate in dong gear is on offer. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-049-June-19-2012.mp3 Wed, 20 Jun 2012 09:30:00 PDT 46:48 taco bell, father's day, anxiety, xanax, magic, god, belief, desserts, pudding, cat mario, dong leggings, focus on the family, plugged in yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy fears a serial killer has broken in, Simone speaks to the ethics of naming your baby something lispy, and a guy injures his junk at Arby's. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-048-June-11-2012.mp3 Wed, 13 Jun 2012 09:30:00 PDT 42:10 lisps, intruders, eggs, ghostbusters, nickelback, crossing church, feral audio, arby's, taco bell, who the bleep did i marry, aids lifecycle, bill learned yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury on Feral Audio Simone freaks after getting sorted into Hufflepuff, Stephy is shunned by the other moms at her kids' school, and face removal, plus ball hair removal are discussed in separate segments. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-047-June-4-2012.mp3 Wed, 6 Jun 2012 11:30:00 PDT 38:50 hufflepuff, laser tag, faceook, music, veet, face eating, lsd, bad trips yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On this episode: A listener voicemail challenges Simone's cynicism, Stephy explains why she took credit for something she didn't do, and a true Dongtini is revealed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-046-May-28-2012.mp3 Wed, 30 May 2012 11:30:00 PDT 52:00 cynicism, optimism, honesty, memorial day, depression, existentialism, valium yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On this episode: Simone is surprised that she enjoys Kansas City, Stephy explains how she turned LA hate into love, Stephy delivers news that makes Simone squeal, and a listener call on depression is answered. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-045-May-21-2012.mp3 Wed, 23 May 2012 11:30:00 PDT 45:07 depression, anxiety, garth brooks, kansas city, los angeles, robin gibb, bee gees, miniature horses, service animals yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On this episode: Simone's grandfather was totally white, Stephy delivers a Christian movie review, and caller shares an awkward pick-up. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-044-May-14-2012.mp3 Wed, 16 May 2012 11:30:00 PDT 48:24 christian movie reviews, chocolate coloured, facebook hate, pick up lines, mad men, beatles, lord of the fries, predjudice, yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On this episode: Stephy gets nasty emails from someone with questionable credentials, Simone asks her mum about the Bible, Stephy goes on a drunken boating jaunt. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-043-May-1-2012.mp3 Fri, 11 May 2012 11:30:00 PDT 34:00 mars hill, bible, morning pages, artist's way, bomb threats, whipped cream, divinity, vodka yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On this episode: Simone is in Australia and explains what bogans are, annoying atheists are rude to Stephy, and the legality of turning on red lights is debated. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-042-May-1-2012.mp3 Wed, 2 May 2012 11:30:00 PDT 39:50 low slung pants, sagging pants, atheists, bogans, Australia, crunchie, dunkin donuts, good humor, ice cream, hungry jacks yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On this episode: The ladies contemplate a life of leisure, Simone examines hotel remote controls, and Stephy declines an invitation to a cuddle party. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-041-April-16-2012.mp3 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:30:00 PDT 35:39 mcows, cuddle parties, best western, remote controls, hotels, holy rollers, zumba, yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury OOn this episode: God being is a dick is discussed, Stephy's church deals with conflict, and Simone freaks out about the helium shortage. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-040-April-16-2012.mp3 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:30:00 PDT 39:00 dave bazan, amy grant, helium, book of job, radiohead yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On this episode: Simone confronts Stephy about Easter, Stephy appears on drive-time radio, and Simone has weird things growing on her head. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-039-April-9-2012.mp3 Wed, 11 Apr 2012 11:30:00 PDT 34:35 easter, good friday, sebaceous cysts, luke burbank, flylady, surgery yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On this episode: Simone has a fabulous new nickname for her cat, Stephy joins forces with MoveOn.org, and brags and humblebrags are discussed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-038-April-2-2012.mp3 Thu, 5 Apr 2012 11:30:00 PDT 39:08 cats, pet names, bug me bucks, moveon, retarded, humblebrag, bragging, anxiety yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On this episode: Simone's Mad Men premiere viewing is outta control, Stephy deals with an emotional vampire, and Dr Conrad Murray is back in the news. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-037-March-28-2012.mp3 Thu, 29 Mar 2012 11:30:00 PDT 35:06 foreskins, conrad murray, mad men, jon hamm, emotional boundaries yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On this episode: A young listener doesn't want to be a Christian anymore, accents are heavy, are gay unicorns are present. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-036-March-15-2012.mp3 Wed, 21 Mar 2012 10:30:00 PDT 32:45 planet unicorn, accents, christanity, meatloaf yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On this episode: The ladies visit The Grapes of Rad podcast and talk about heaven, donuts, do a live Taco Bell taste test, talk about retarded, and a shitload more! http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-035-March-10-2012.mp3 Fri, 16 Mar 2012 14:30:00 PDT 1:40:35 grapes of rad, taco bell, heaven, christianity, atheism, sleep talking yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On this episode: Simone sees Pulp Fiction done Shakespearean style, Stephy attends a non-creepy Jesus camp, anxiety woes are shared, and the aftermath of a quadruple bypass burger is discussed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-034-February-29-2012.mp3 Wed, 7 Mar 2012 09:30:00 PDT 37:57 pulp fiction, pulp shakespeare, shakespeare, anxiety, hipsters, heart attack grill, yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On this episode: Simone meets the cast of Teen Wolf, Stephy tuggests U2 take a nap, and listener voicemails are fielded. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-033-February-22-2012.mp3 Wed, 29 Feb 2012 10:00:00 PDT 39:12 U2, glasses, blindness, truth in art, teen wolf, what are you looking at dicknose, roommates, taco bell, fast food, chicken pox yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone reports after her cruise to the Bahamas. Jello Biafra was on board along with a lot depressing tourists. Meanwhile, Stephy hung out with a dreamy Irish philosopher as a birthday treat. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-032-February-18-2012.mp3 Wed, 22 Feb 2012 10:30:00 PDT 42:42 cruise, cruises, ships, bahamas, tourists, tourism, pig people, peter rollins, carnival imagination, bruise cruise yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On today's show, girls confronting girls is scary, Simone attends a puppy baptism, Stephanie explains worship to a baffled Simone, and a Chicken McNugget diet. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-031-February-2-2012.mp3 Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:00:00 PDT 37:20 puppies, baptism, worship, mcnuggets, paul mccartney dead, serial masturbators yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy shares roommate stories, bogus love for stretch marks is analysed, both share their memories of the Footprints poem, all while Simone is on 4 shots of Pimm's. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-030-February-2-2012.mp3 Wed, 8 Feb 2012 10:00:00 PDT 40:00 taco bells, man buns, footprints, stretch marks, iron lady, roommates, pimms, pimm's yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Mars Hill disciplines dong usage, Henry VIII's fourth wife had body odour, and Miley Cyrus takes a bite out of a big black cock. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-029-January-25-2012.mp3 Wed, 1 Feb 2012 10:30:00 PDT 35:10 henry viii, anne of cleves, hafiz, miley cyrus, mars hill, mark driscoll, obesity, kittens yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone's trip to Seattle being thwarted by snow is discussed, along with drive-thru sensuality, celebrity jury duty, a douchelord, and are goatees the new mullet? http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-028-January-22-2012.mp3 Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:00:00 PDT 37:25 axl rose, steven furtick, mullets, goatees, mel gibson, elevation church, chicken mcnuggets yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone suffers for not doing her homework, Stephy uses profanity for speech therapy, and the show's first voicemail is answered. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-027-January-12-2012.mp3 Wed, 18 Jan 2012 19:00:00 PDT 33:30 school, homework, atheism, belief, christianity, catholicism, disbelief, atheist, non-believer, retarded yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Double penises and where to put them, buttocks on art, the meanest ever "Would You Rather?", and the space-time continuum are up for grabs. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-026-January-7-2012.mp3 Wed, 11 Jan 2012 10:00:00 PDT 36:05 New Year, space-time continuum, would you rather?, diphallia, male masseuses yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Christmas recaps with inappropriate gifts from a grandma. Stephy explains why she was in a sorority, and both are disgusted by daddy/daughter dates. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-025-December-28-2011.mp3 Wed, 4 Jan 2012 11:30:00 PDT 33:20 Christmas,daddy daughter dates, blind dogs, deaf dogs, sororities. yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone is tormented by old, deaf people, elephants and other unusual painters, and the world wanking champion are discussed along with the ladies' first guest. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-024-December-21-2011.mp3 Wed, 28 Dec 2011 11:30:00 PDT 36:30 pricasso, kim jong-il, elephant paintings, haband, tim tebow, egg on face, facebook watchdog yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury The ladies talk about Christmas awkwardness, air out some gift ideas, and Simone goes inside the gayest house in Los Angeles. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-023-December-15-2011.mp3 Wed, 21 Dec 2011 10:30:00 PDT 35:35 christmas, house of davids, gay, advent, potlucks, potato salad, flat-d, forever lazy yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury The ladies debate the moon landing, the bad legacy of Pearl Jam is explored, and an official segment for Mars Hill horrors is unveiled. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-022-December-8-2011.mp3 Wed, 14 Dec 2011 11:00:00 PDT 34:00 moon landing, science, conspiracy theories, grunge, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Chris Cornell, Mars Hill, inbox yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy's a hot local single (apparently), twitter lights up humiliating the customer base of Axe body spray, and disability meets drive-thru in Taco Bell News. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-021-November-30-2011.mp3 Wed, 07 Dec 2011 11:00:00 PDT 32:50 taco bell, facebook, singles, big tasty, three stooges, axe body spray, twitter, neil hamburger, virgin diaries yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury On today's show, the list of words banned from Pakistani text messages, the new 'Would You Rather?' segment, and who do atheists thank on Thanksgiving? http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-020-November-25-2011.mp3 Wed, 30 Nov 2011 09:20:00 PDT 31:55 thanksgiving, pakistan, text messages, kiwi accent, mcdonald's pickles yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone goes all the way to Chile to see Faith No More while Stephy stays home to attend a preaching competition. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-019-November-17-2011.mp3 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 12:20:00 PDT 44:35 faith no more, chile, santiago, preaching, maquinaria festival, mars hill, mark driscoll, preaching competition, phone sex yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Loved and loathed accents, Facebook hatin', and Christians scheduling sex and over sharing the details is discussed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-018-November-12-2011.mp3 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 10:30:00 PDT 35:30 christian sex, scheduling sex, accents, facebook, ben gibbard impression, zooey deschanel national anthem yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Late night bad news, touching human brains of unknown origins, and Christian love are discussed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-017-November-5-2011.mp3 Wed, 9 Nov 2011 11:00:00 PDT 32:50 christian, love, dippin dots, neverending story, atreyu, bodyworlds, taco bell yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury The ladies discuss opening bands, their first experiences with dongs, and drunken internet purchases. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-016-October-28-2011.mp3 Wed, 2 Nov 2011 15:00:00 PDT 33:05 chapstick, drunk purchases, dongs, cityville, opening bands, lawrence welk, dongs, first time yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Horny cats, hornbag theologians, and an all new Taco Bell News. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-015-October-21-2011.mp3 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 15:00:00 PDT 31:30 taco bell, cats, hickeys, eugene peterson yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury The contents of truckers' pants and Christian and regular Liberace are discussed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-014-October-14-2011.mp3 Wed, 19 Oct 2011 15:55:00 PDT 36:40 dino kartsonakis, liberace, truckers, mcdonalds, restrooms yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Is it douchey to say "douche"? Listen and vote! Gross and new words are discussed along with the debut of Taco Bell News. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-013-October-7-2011.mp3 Wed, 12 Oct 2011 19:30:00 PDT 37:00 taco bell, loaf, placenta, vernacular, douchebag, douche yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Big name-dropping episode! Who will it be? Also, Stephy's work at dismantling a cult, and the validity of drunk compliments are discussed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-012-September-30-2011.mp3 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:30:00 PDT 36:50 Third Man Records, name-dropping, Mars Hill, cults, compliments yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Baby names derived from diseases, some awesome Twitter accounts, and a ridiculous memory-off are featured in this show. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-011-September-21-2011.mp3 Wed, 28 Sep 2011 14:30:00 PDT 33:00 baby names, twitter, memory, memorization yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Simone returns from England and now knows where there aren't prostitutes. British plumbing and Christian Camp Peniel are discussed along with a disturbing device called Rape Axe that'll have the gents clutching their nethers. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-009-September-9-2011.mp3 Mon, 12 Sep 2011 14:30:00 PDT 34:30 plumbing, soho prostitutes, rape axe, camp peniel, burrito babies yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Sibling violence, harassing Jane Wiedlin from the Go Go's, and the gayest house in LA are discussed while cats and kids scratch at the door. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-008-August-23-2011.mp3 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:30:00 PDT 35:31 discipline, gay house, statue of david, siblings, jane wiedlin yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury The final episode in the 'Stephy in LA' trilogy. Acts of bitchiness and a well executed practical joke are discussed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-007-August-17-2011.mp3 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 23:30:00 PDT 19:45 amy winehouse, hell, practical jokes, trolling yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury The episode that was almost thwarted by a homeless man's bare ass. Details contained. Mint juleps, vulva-saurus and teen embarassment are also discussed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-006-August-7-2011.mp3 Mon, 8 Aug 2011 12:30:00 PDT 27:30 homeless, vulva, embarassment, mr bungle yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy visits Simone in LA where they laugh at INXS, recount a Christian family reunion and shriek at water breaking. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-005-July-27-2011.mp3 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 20:21:00 PDT 30:00 cults, healers, sex offenders yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Braco the Croatian healer who simply gazes, the cultish Mars Hill church and 'To Catch A Predator' are discussed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/media.blubrry.com/dongtini/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-004-July-6-2011.mp3 Fri, 8 Jul 2011 01:00:00 PDT 30:30 cults, healers, sex offenders yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Crying at work and gross female restrooms are discussed along with the return of Readings from the Heart and a surprise phone call to conclude. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-003-June-22-2011.mp3 Sat, 25 Jun 2011 01:00:00 PDT 27:59 crying, restrooms, taco bell, yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury Stephy confesses to the bad music she likes, Simone talks about her name being un-sexy in a Sri Lankan accent, and stuff hidden from parents when they visit is discussed. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-002-June-5-2011.mp3 Thu, 9 Jun 2011 12:00:00 PDT 23:20 sex-ed, accents, parents yes Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury The Rapture, the horror of the Black Eyed Peas and readings of Amazon reviews for weight loss pill Alli which causes body fat to liquefy and make an unwelcome exit. http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.dongtini.com/shows/Dongtini-Episode-001-May-25-2011.mp3 Wed, 25 May 2011 08:00:00 PDT 20:17 alli, fat, rapture yes