Dongtini — Episode 114

October 10, 2014 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone’s Australian rules football team won the Grand Final, Stephy has had a lifelong crush on Tom Landry,​ LASIK is expensive and scary, Facebook’s stalking of random links you open is also scary, Simone talks about general atheist disgruntlement with Richard Dawkins, Stephy drunk tweeted that Christian movie God’s Not Dead, Simone wrote another epic letter to customer service, and police found so very many dongs in glass jars.

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Dongtini – Episode 114

grandfinalSimone’s Hawks are the victors once again!
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Here you can find episode 33 of You Are Not So Smart

Here is where you can find Stephy’s drunk tweeting of God’s Not Dead.

Closing song: The Easybeats — “Do You Have A Soul”

Dongtini — Episode 93

June 25, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: the stupidity of that modesty sermon, Simone relays questionable intelligence from the Muslim scientific community, Stephy wants to stay at a monastery, regional terminology, Mad Men as respite, BJ bootcamp, internet detox,  the problematic statement “I find modesty attractive,” crossdressing in Christian circles, when people say you need faith to be an atheist, 62 Things To Say To Make Your Husband Feel Great, nattering nabobs of negativity write letters to the editor, and an update on handicapped parking. I PAY TAXES, BITCH.

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Dongtini – Episode 93

 

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Muslim scientist explaining that the earth really is flat. It’s just our eyes making things look round that we don’t understand!

8-pound-man removed from woman’s vagina!

A strong case against the not so humble balloon.

 

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The president of Iran says  “We don’t have gays in Iran. We don’t have that problem”

Stephy texted Davy 62 things that are supposed to make your husband feel great.

And here is that modesty sermon:

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Closing song: Curtis Mayfield — “Superfly”

Dongtini — Episode 92

June 14, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone’s harrowing yet ultimately quite successful birth experience, church-sanctioned porn ‘n pancakes, fertility is a bitch, when firemen are in your bedroom and you don’t have any pants on, the “Behind The Candelabra” film is finally here!, ugly babies, Hammerhead vs. foreigners,  the new pope says even atheists can go to heaven, Rob Bell vs. Mark Driscoll, Tony Jones hosts a feminism week, Stephy’s Facebook note hoping to start conversation around misogyny in church, Lolly wails in the background, Taco Bell news, anal massage and hilarious baseball names. #CharlieFurbush 

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Dongtini — Episode 92

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The video on self anal breathing and massage you’ve been looking for!

In this interview, Rob Bell talks to Pete Holmes about hell and how maybe it’s not what we’ve been told it is. 
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Stephy just read this.

Closing song: Bee Gees — “Run To Me”

Dongtini — Episode 74

December 18, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone may have spammed you from her Hotmail, Stephy offended a row of Mars Hill attendees at Dave Bazan, everyone should have Ben and Aaron from the Grapes of Rad to text with during meaningfulcore openers, Rachel Demy, sleep hangovers, our movie quote contest results, Let Me Google That For You bites Simone in the ass, Stephy’s posts on Stuff Christian Culture Likes have been disappearing off of Facebook and it is super fucking suspicious, Tony Jones, the Stuff Christian Culture Likes post on covert misogyny within Christian culture, Jen Thweatt-Bates’ experiment on posing as a man online and the difference with which she was treated, people who identify as progressive are hardest to get through to because they believe they are already evolved and have arrived, 3 – 5% of the population identify as agnostic/atheist, why Stephy won’t call herself a Christian, why minority groups need the majority to come alongside them, does the label “feminist” put people on the defensive?, dealing with deep-seated biases without shame, Birdsworth’s glucosamine treats, Simone fields the question “Would you rather be an atheist or a pedophile?,” and then we cleanse your palate with Business Cat & Ikea Monkey. 

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Dongtini – Episode 74

 

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Poor baby Birdsworth protecting his injured leg.
Because cats recognize this to be the shape of a fish.

 

Picture that Simone deems "one of the greatest pictures I've ever seen" and also "Mesmerising". NSFW. Click to see full picture.
Business Cat, Esq.
IKEA MONKEY

Closing song: Kiss — “God Gave Rock N’ Roll To You”

Dongtini — Episode 27

January 19, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone’s lingering shame over being mistakenly placed in remedial English in year 7, Stephy advises using profanity to make speech therapy fun and Simone explains how God slipped away from her.

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The inspiration for Simone’s manifesto Murder Behind The Curtain.

 

Read more about Ryan Dobson compareing homosexuality to alcoholism here.

 

This week in Readings From The Heart
 
Closing song: Pulp—”Something Changed”

Dongtini — Episode 12

October 5, 2011 in Podcast

Special name-dropping episode! Topics include: famous douchebags, Third Man Records, douchey art, cults are sneaky, Stephy vs. Mars Hill Church, Simone the stewardess, Stephy’s blog is a halfway house for atheists with religious families, and do compliments from drunk people still count?

 

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The Mars Hill video of which Stephy says “What’s frightening is that most people in Christian culture wouldn’t see anything in this they should be concerned about.”
The Mars Hill making-the-video video of which Stephy says
“Brace yourself for a hurricane of douche!”
Stephy is in love with this Franciscian friar.
Simone, intercessor for seatbelt extenders, even though they didn’t need them in the 60s.
Stephy’s September mix. It’s on Spotify or
click the pickles to download the old way.
Closing song: Kavinsky – “Nightcall”