Dongtini — Episode 132

August 28, 2015 in Podcast, Uncategorized by dongtini

On this episode: Superfan evolution, Niblet the kitten, mental health vulnerability, Game of Thrones’ dearth of dongs, Bono is an asswipe, Hysterical Literature, cake reports, Bloxers, and Dongs In The News™!

Dongtini – Episode 132

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A relaxing gif of Lenny Kravitz’ dong can be found here.

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Closing song: Sesame Street — “I in the Sky”

Dongtini – Episode 127

May 26, 2015 in Uncategorized by dongtini

On today’s show, Simone has a magical Mad Men finale experience, Stephanie presents a dong in the news against its will, Simone has an alarming and hairy breakfast and years of therapy make Stephy feel better equipped to spot perceived impropriety. Also, the Mad Men finale is discussed but free of spoilers, Simone’s high school reunion is coming up with an unwelcoming invitation, mum brain is more real an terrifying than Simone ever could have imagined.


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Dongtini – Episode 127

11224431_10155534433950655_5947826219930386899_nSimone on the red carpet LEAVING the Mad Men panel with only this one photo being taken, though was told she looked great by show creator Matthew Weiner!
19068_lPineapple pancakes: an unwelcome surprise concocted by a mad man. (unrelated to “Mad Men”)

 

Closing song: The Dicks – “Saturday Night At The Bookstore”

Dongtini — Episode 116

November 3, 2014 in Podcast, Uncategorized by dongtini

On this episode: We know you’ve been waiting for Dongtini’s official take on 10 Hours of Walking Through NYC and now you’re going to get it. Also: Simone’s personality was assessed by a stranger, Stephy was propositioned by a gentleman lying on the sidewalk, the Giants suck, Simone’s in a new writers group, Stephy has chronic pumpkin patch angst, there’s a new Taco Bell app, more buttplug queries, Christian Mother Goose stories, and would you believe Simone was a debutante? And the closing song is scientifically proven to be amazing.

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Dongtini – Episode 116

 

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Closing song: The Four Lads — “Standing on the Corner”

Dongtini Episode 111

August 11, 2014 in Uncategorized by dongtini

Stephy got some rosary beads and Simone has been doing Buddhist meditation. Let that sink in. Also: self-hatred as a western concept, post-nap depression, dancing alone, how do you describe Adam Levine?, Dongs In The News, Taco Bell News, pretentious vegans, the original James Bond.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 111

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Click here to experience the superglued dong story.

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Here is the Vice article on vegans not necessarily being pretentious.

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Confused Cats Against Feminism: If the patriarchy will let Miss Wanton lick her bottom, she will welcome it gladly.

 

Closing song: Tom Jones – “Thunderball”

Dongtini — Episode 62

September 19, 2012 in Podcast, Uncategorized by dongtini

On this episode: Simone receives a divine revelation from Tim Gunn, Stephy rants about self-indulgent sermon intro videos in church, and scientists are growing dongs in petri dishes. Also: Mormon fundamentalism, death by silicone dong injection, Supergrass worship, the state with the highest porn and antidepressant consumption, Judah’s Ideas for Improving Stephen Hawking’s Life, Uplifting Dong News, Simone makes it work, and the phone call deciding Dongtini’s fate almost didn’t happen. Who’s the boss now, Tony Danza?

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Dongtini – Episode 62

Tim Gunn tells Simone she's very stylish with a stunning head to toe look! And he knows what he's talking about!
And here's the written endorsement!
Would you let this woman near your dong? Results could be fatal.
Tim Gunn & Andre at Red Lobster
Petri dish dongs
That is some fucked up, repugnant shit.


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“Andre, you really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster.”

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Take one of an expensive wanky church video. Don’t think about how many hungry people this could have fed.

And here is Michael Buckingham’s post on sermon series intro videos that made Stephy so very sad.

 Closing song: Elton John feat. Simone Turkington — “Tony Danza