Dongtini — Episode 63

September 26, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone is disappointed in Tony Danza, Stephy’s eardrums aren’t the same after Bob Mould, we feel the celebrities had it coming, and the iPhone 5 can go straight to hell. Also: Texts From An Anonymous Dong Doctor, Stephy reviews movies purely for their vibe and opening credits, Simone went on a scavenger hunt at a chocolate salon, and by the way, chocolate factories should not smell like farts.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 63

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Promo for “Teach: Tony Danza”

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Tupac Loves Tony Danza

The iPhone can bite us.

A naughty submissive wants to wait in line for the iPhone 5 for you.

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An adult dream Simone will never realise.

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Bob Mould hurt Stephy’s eardrums and she liked it.

Closing song: Of Montreal — “Gronlandic Edit”

Dongtini — Episode 62

September 19, 2012 in Podcast, Uncategorized

On this episode: Simone receives a divine revelation from Tim Gunn, Stephy rants about self-indulgent sermon intro videos in church, and scientists are growing dongs in petri dishes. Also: Mormon fundamentalism, death by silicone dong injection, Supergrass worship, the state with the highest porn and antidepressant consumption, Judah’s Ideas for Improving Stephen Hawking’s Life, Uplifting Dong News, Simone makes it work, and the phone call deciding Dongtini’s fate almost didn’t happen. Who’s the boss now, Tony Danza?

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Dongtini – Episode 62

Tim Gunn tells Simone she's very stylish with a stunning head to toe look! And he knows what he's talking about!
And here's the written endorsement!
Would you let this woman near your dong? Results could be fatal.
Tim Gunn & Andre at Red Lobster
Petri dish dongs
That is some fucked up, repugnant shit.


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“Andre, you really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster.”

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Take one of an expensive wanky church video. Don’t think about how many hungry people this could have fed.

And here is Michael Buckingham’s post on sermon series intro videos that made Stephy so very sad.

 Closing song: Elton John feat. Simone Turkington — “Tony Danza