Dongtini — Episode 134

November 19, 2015 in Podcast

On this episode: Seasonal affective disorder, being a stay-at-home magician, social anxiety and saying affirmations, trousers vs. pants, The Beaver Trilogy, penis Mad Libs with Harry Potter, Fred Armisen sure does crash a lot of shows, some exquisite cakes and and some even more exquisite Dongs In The News™! “Definitely the pants really got to me.”

 

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Dongtini – Episode 134 

 

Here is the Onion article on the podcaster apology. Thaaaat’s our life!

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Simone’s BuzzFeed magic video

 

Douglas, a small blanket with a head and a tail. Quincy's favourite toy.Douglas “Dougie”, a small blanket with a head and a tail. Quincy’s favourite toy. Dougie does not have a peanut allergy.

 

Simone's close view of Damon Albarn at Blur's Hollywood Bowl show, no zoom.Simone’s close view of Damon Albarn at Blur’s Hollywood Bowl show, no zoom.

 

Closing song: Blur — “Charmless Man”

Dongtini — Episode 106

April 30, 2014 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone was forced to ride something even bigger than a stretched Hummer, Stephy is terrified her boss will find pictures of hot dogs on her hard drive, and we marvel at the Wu-Tang wiener saga. Also: fun mental health updates, third-world outreach, an embarrassment of dong riches, pedophilia rehabilitation, “Nobody judges a thumb,” fragrant memory associations, and the Bartman. “Do you have a minute for the environment?” “NO.”

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Dongtini – Episode 106

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The ridiculous car Simone rode in in Las Vegas.

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Imaginary Author fragrance

 Simone’s beloved fragrance The Soft Lawn by Imaginary Authors. Click here to visit their website and

learn about Claude LeCoq, Lenora Blumburg, Devante Valereo and more!

Here is the Tarred and Feathered piece on pedophiles on This American Life.

Closing song: Brian Wilson — “Smart Girls”

Dongtini — Episode 96

October 29, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone is literally (not figuratively) rescued once again by science, Stephy did stuff with David Bazan and Peter Rollins and then got a dong cake from listener Jonathan, when you get red flags when you meet new people, more fuckery from Facebook (“Facebook is destroying lives left and right!” said Simone), and Simone reads internet discussions about people who will think there will be internet in heaven and/or hell. WILL THERE BE COMMENT FIGHTS IN HEAVEN?

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Dongtini – Episode 96

 

Listener Jonathan’s work of art that was a delicious dong cake.
Jonathan's artistic process for dong cake production.

Simone wrote this blog about people who don’t laugh. Prepare to be amazed!

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Closing song: Alison Gold — “Chinese Food”

Dongtini — Episode 83

March 6, 2013 in Podcast

On today’s show: Stephy has chronically misplaced logic, Simone was rewarded for being rear-ended, and we both wake up looking forward to naps. Also: Listener Kaitlyn asks about bunions and life source, baby update, adventures in nicknames, National Day of Unplugging, Stephy’s stalker, a disappointing revelation about the Guiness Book, and Glenn Beck says empathy is dangerous. (Of course he does.)

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Dongtini – Episode 83

 

We explain the cherry on the cake.

 

Here is Simone’s informative blog about cakes

 

Click here to hear Glenn Beck explain how empathy caused the holocaust, obviously.

Closing song: Foxygen — “Shuggie”