Dongtini — Episode 134

November 19, 2015 in Podcast

On this episode: Seasonal affective disorder, being a stay-at-home magician, social anxiety and saying affirmations, trousers vs. pants, The Beaver Trilogy, penis Mad Libs with Harry Potter, Fred Armisen sure does crash a lot of shows, some exquisite cakes and and some even more exquisite Dongs In The News™! “Definitely the pants really got to me.”

 

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Here is the Onion article on the podcaster apology. Thaaaat’s our life!

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Simone’s BuzzFeed magic video

 

Douglas, a small blanket with a head and a tail. Quincy's favourite toy.Douglas “Dougie”, a small blanket with a head and a tail. Quincy’s favourite toy. Dougie does not have a peanut allergy.

 

Simone's close view of Damon Albarn at Blur's Hollywood Bowl show, no zoom.Simone’s close view of Damon Albarn at Blur’s Hollywood Bowl show, no zoom.

 

Closing song: Blur — “Charmless Man”

Dongtini — Episode 81

February 21, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone overcomes the adversity of pronouncing American R’s, Stephy got a dentist’s boob all to herself, and the politics of Valentine’s evil are discussed. Also: The maddening “clean beavers get more wood” ad, random depression, classified information about Air Force One, May-December relationships: hot or not?, @Literally_Dying, Shaky Advice with Neil Hamburger, and ice cubes like grandma used to make. YAY MY MEDS

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Simone modding it up while she still can at 6 months along.
A few pieces from the wonderful Pan Am exhibit as part of Palm Springs' annual modernism week.
Finally.
The controversial snow penis.
Stephy + Karen Carpenter dress + birthday party

 The Foo Fighters’ recipe for ice is on page 8.

A clean beaver rundown is here.

Closing song: Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings — “100 Days, 100 Nights”

Dongtini — Episode 77

January 16, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone makes a giant dong-centric announcement, the ladies engage in cognitive behavioral therapy, and Stephy is hit on by someone wheeling around his own urine. Also: Stephy’s certification test results, disgusting Australian spiders that clomp around and Simone’s invention for them, a church says that horse-stroking will cure your gay, something for the high-tech bulimic, an Amazon commenter extends Stephy’s husband his condolences, Ramona & Beezus, depression, the Liberacy movie, Goats In Trees reviews on Amazon, and erotica by Mr. Garrison. Five resounding stars! 

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Kids Expo in LA prepares children for a future full of disappointment and failure by encouraging them to strive for the red carpet!
Simone with a belly! Baby boy Turkington poses with the De Lorean for the first of many times in his life.

Simone screamed after opening this picture when she knew what she was doing, so click here only if you want to see a hunstman spider.

 

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The Aspire Assist A-Tube! The weight management system Simone invented.

HOW? WHY? AND SO CUTE!

Closing song: Lily Allen — “Everything’s Just Wonderful”

Dongtini – Episode 46

May 30, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone asks Stephy about taking credit for something she didn’t do, a listener asks Simone why she’s so fucking cynical, Stephy knows actual people who obey their husbands, and we read about dongtinis that were made in old Hollywood. Plus: Valium, male patriarchy, British Monopoly and Simone’s summer jam.

 

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Boardwalk vs. Mayfair
There's a difference.

 

Tidy keeping of Monopoly money.

 

Valium: invented for housewives
From whence the original Dongtini came.

 

Gaz covers "I Just Wasn't Made For These Times"

Closing song: Gaz Coombes – “I Just Wasn’t Made For These Times”

Dongtini — Episode 45

May 23, 2012 in Podcast


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On this episode: Simone is confronted with interpretive dancing and interactive balloon “art,” Stephy used to hate L.A., a listener asks how we deal with being depressed, Simone ordered the “I Am Fortified” at Cafe Gratitude, and Stephy was tortured by country music the entire time she lived in Texas. Plus: miniature horses, Robin Gibb, and are our dongs too pronounced? Be a lamb and take our poll.

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Matt Dwyer is rad.

Various excellent conversations with Matt Dwyer are here.

Simone participates in a cruddy balloon "art" project. Middle shot shows failed attempt at balloons breaking her fall. Thanks to Listener Nadine for taking these shots.

 

Nadine's tumblr WTFChristians

You have to see Listener Nadine’s tumblr page WTFChristians.

Simone had the "I Am Thriving."
Listener Katie vs. Mark Driscoll
Simone: “I’m going to push for this measure in California.”

 

The brothers of devastating chest hair.
RIP Robin Gibb

 Closing song: Bee Gees – “Massachusetts”