Dongtini — Episode 96

October 29, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone is literally (not figuratively) rescued once again by science, Stephy did stuff with David Bazan and Peter Rollins and then got a dong cake from listener Jonathan, when you get red flags when you meet new people, more fuckery from Facebook (“Facebook is destroying lives left and right!” said Simone), and Simone reads internet discussions about people who will think there will be internet in heaven and/or hell. WILL THERE BE COMMENT FIGHTS IN HEAVEN?

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Dongtini – Episode 96

 

Listener Jonathan’s work of art that was a delicious dong cake.
Jonathan's artistic process for dong cake production.

Simone wrote this blog about people who don’t laugh. Prepare to be amazed!

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Closing song: Alison Gold — “Chinese Food”

Dongtini — Episode 57

August 15, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone was rolled in gaydom at Liza Minelli then floured in De Stijl-y prog at Jack White, Stephy reads a juicy letter from someone who was excommunicated from Mars Hill Church, and Simone queries Stephy about the book of Revelation. Also: Simone interviews Skip Elsheimer from AV Geeks, passwords for parties in hotels, Peter Rollins taught Stephy’s kids a magic trick, the purpose of deconstruction, and a review of an excessively graphic instructional film on sex for people with disabilities.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 57

The best decision Simone and Gregg ever made. #glug
An Urban Dictionary definition of Jack.
Mark Driscoll of Mars Hill Church has a lot of influence. (Meme lovingly made by Ben from the Grapes of Rad.)
That Revelation is some wild and wacky stuff.


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The ABC of Sex Education For Trainables, an early bonding point for Simone and Stephy.

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Rather text than talk? Take a trip to Telezonia and learn the fundamentals of using a telephone!

If you've enjoyed these films and would like to see more, visit AV Geeks and if you like, donate to Skip's fundraiser to digitize 100 miles of film!

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Closing song: Superchunk — “Cruel Summer”

Dongtini — Episode 56

August 8, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone goes camping with only a yoga mat and internet access, Stephy’s meme pisses off Glenn Beck, and mean people on Facebook need to fuck off. Also: the Kazakhstan national anthem debacle, Peter Rollins the Irish philosopher, single parenting, female peeing contraptions (gross), the OTHER Simone & Stephanie, and things we learned during the opening ceremonies.

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Dongtini – Episode 56

Beautiful Barton's candy shop. Be cool like Simone and @SandiV and make it YOUR phone wallpaper!
The beautiful mid-century modern home of Sandi Vincent that Simone got to visit in Portland.
Simone resorts to public urination for the Foo Fighters, only for their career to soon turn to public defection.

 

This came up when googling "camping sucks."
Stephy's incindiary meme.

 

Glenn mad.

 

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Borat version of Kazakhstan national anthem played at Kuwait sporting event!

Closing song: Gene McDaniels — “Tower of Strength”

Dongtini — Episode 51

July 4, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone discovers more Facebook wankery, Stephy’s son is asking about sex, fruitless googling for penis table smack and enlarged labia, and Woody Allen should be put down. Plus: a Reading From The Heart, Peter Rollins, Luke Burbank, dumb Kickstarter requests, and that Back To The Future hoax. P.S. We need boob episode participants!

 

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Dongtini – Episode 51

 

"Dong Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead"
Facebook's next move towards world domination

Click here to take your email back from Facebook, those bastards.

If you believed this was real, you're a bad Back to the Future fan.

 

Closing song: Clownvis Presley — “Call The Dongline”

Dongtini – Episode 32

February 22, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone went on a cruise with Jello Biafra, Stephy had lunch with Peter Rollins, and no one wanted to do shots out of a dead pig’s arse.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 32

Simone dusts off her Love Boat shirt for the ship while trying to endure horrendous veggie sushi.
Officially the worst drink ever (until the next one).

 

Simone’s important blog for anyone who wants to enjoy Coca-Cola correctly.

 

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Riveting Diamonds International presentation. Number 8 in the top 10 things to do on the ship that day.

Miserable scenes for staged photos on the ship.
One of a trillion raunchy souvenirs. Note the Las Vegas, Nevada, Nassau Bahamas (too small to read at the bottom) bottle opener.

 

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Señor Frogs getting wild with the lunch crowd.

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Depressing Señor Frogs conga line.

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Two minute Peter Rollins clip:

 

If you liked that, here’s a twenty minute Peter Rollins clip:

 

Closing song: France Gall—”Baby Pop”