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Dongtini – Episode 4

July 9, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

In this fourth installment of Dongtini, Simone recounts her bizarre experience with Braco (pronounced “Brat-zo”) the questionable gazing healer. Stephanie talks about her aversion to being labelled a Christian and how the likes of the Mars Hill church helps make the C-word a dirty one. Confessions about loving ‘To Catch A Predator’ are made.

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Braco’s pockets need more lining! Find out how you can help by clicking here. Books, DVDs, jewellery and Skype gazings available! Search him on YouTube for hours of gazing delight/annoyance.

Stephy wasn’t kidding about Christian popcorn.

Stephy’s recipe for Christian Popcorn

1/2 cup popcorn kernels
2 tablespoons coconut oil
Nutritional yeast
Sea salt

Heat the oil and popcorn on the stove and add the yeast and salt when it’s done popping. Mmm Christian-y.

Jesus’ profile found in popcorn.


When she’s not podcasting, Stephanie does some great work getting up the noses of Mark Driscoll and other creeps at Mars Hill “church” (read: cult) in Seattle. Check out her fake Mark Driscoll account that has caused his lawyers to get in touch.

Stephy’s parody Twitter account for Mark Driscoll

Some greatest hits from ‘To Catch A Predator’

Dongtini – Episode 3

June 25, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

Simone was out of town but Dongtini is back! This week the ladies discuss Stephy’s workplace crying and a lesbian Christian comedienne she was fortunate (?) enough to experience. Simone touches upon her travels but gets on the sorry subject of women’s restrooms and each delivers a Reading From The Heart (which has a thrilling conclusion if you make it all the way to bitter end).

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Here’s a promotional video for The Big Penis Book, the subject of Stephy’s Reading From The Heart.

And a photo Simone snapped from the book some time ago:

See the NSFW image here

And tune in next week to hear Simone’s report after attending a Braco gazing session. Here’s a taste:

Dongtini – Episode 2

June 9, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

In the second episode of Dongtini: Stephy and Simone deliberate names with unsavory connotations, agree that Simone’s name doesn’t sound very sexy in a Sri Lankan accent, Stephy professes her love of cheesy music and confesses the raw contents of her iTunes (much to Simone’s chagrin), compare what they hide before their parents come to visit, relive the horror of sex ed in school and squirm about the prying questions Stephy’s son has been asking about sex.

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Here is the Horny Hillbilly which Simone doesn’t bother to hide when her mum visits.

And someone found this picture that looks like Stephy and Simone but it is not so just get that out of your head right now.

Dongtini – Episode 1

May 10, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

Welcome to the first episode of Dongtini! In this episode we kick things off with disgust about the Black Eyed Peas, deep insight into the rapture that wasn’t (or was it?) and close out with our oily segment “Readings From The Heart”.

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Dongtini – Episode 1

Supplementary items to the show:

Kirk Cameron stars in ‘Left Behind’ to educate heathens about the Rapture.
The Weight Loss Surgery Channel poo-poos Alli.