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Dongtini — Episode 15

October 26, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: this week Stephy ventured onto a Christian college campus and had PTSD flashbacks; Simone made a critically acclaimed appearance on the Lavender Hour; there really should be an age limit on hickey display; Taco Bell ridiculosity (I actually am a taco, ocifer).

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Click here to listen to Simone’s so-so appearance on The Lavender Hour!
According to this man’s ID, he is a taco.
Stephy loves Eugene Peterson enough to venture onto the SPU campus, and that is a lot. Here is Eugene speaking a bit on faith outside the church:

Gentle, adorable, grandfatherly Eugene talking about what motivated him to translate the Bible from the original languages:

Click the wanky tweet for Stephy’s post on theolojizzing.

Commence fan photo onslaught!

Simone and Richard Simmons
Stephy, Simone and Richard
Simone, Stephy, Richard & Jona
Bunion, Simone and Richard
Thus concludes the onslaught of Richard Simmons

Closing song: Midlake—”Roscoe”
RIP Nigel Emery, who first played this song for us. You were the zaniest Supergrass roadie ever.

Dongtini — Episode 14

October 19, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: truck drivers assail McDonald’s bathrooms: a firsthand account; Stephy tells Simone about Dino the Christian Liberace; ridiculously foul ladies’ room grossness.

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Every day wear one thing that scares you.
Dino, the Christian Liberace
Michael Jackson on McDonald’s bathrooms:
Jona’s Oscar-winning blog, Cupcake Heartbreak
Closing song: France Gall – “Laisse Tomber Les Filles”

Dongtini — Episode 13

October 13, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

This week, the validity of the word douchebag is discussed along with other words that upset Stephanie. Simone delights in meeting Dongtini fans and the two new segments which are introduced, one of which involves Taco Bell!

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Listener poll! Is the word “panties” gross?

If you see this man, for the love of god, give him hot sauce.

Placenta hair care products. Buy it now at WalMart!
The tasteless placenta shampoo artwork reminds Simone of this:
The 80’s. A time when Michael Jackson wasn’t the scariest person in a picture.
In dire need of ‘LOS’.

Thank-you, Jesus. 

Closing song: Tennis Pro—”Clothing Optional Christian Barbecue”

Dongtini — Episode 12

October 5, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

Special name-dropping episode! Topics include: famous douchebags, Third Man Records, douchey art, cults are sneaky, Stephy vs. Mars Hill Church, Simone the stewardess, Stephy’s blog is a halfway house for atheists with religious families, and do compliments from drunk people still count?


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The Mars Hill video of which Stephy says “What’s frightening is that most people in Christian culture wouldn’t see anything in this they should be concerned about.”
The Mars Hill making-the-video video of which Stephy says
“Brace yourself for a hurricane of douche!”
Stephy is in love with this Franciscian friar.
Simone, intercessor for seatbelt extenders, even though they didn’t need them in the 60s.
Stephy’s September mix. It’s on Spotify or
click the pickles to download the old way.
Closing song: Kavinsky – “Nightcall”

Dongtini – Episode 11

September 28, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

This time Stephy and Simone talk about stupid baby names derived from gross things and recite TV commercials from the ’80s that they can still remember. They delve into the amazing invention that is Twitter and how sad it is that some people don’t “get” it. Neil Hamburger is glorified for dismantling Axe body spray’s marketing department, then Stephy tries to read Ryan’s hilarious office emails with a straight face (it doesn’t happen).

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How Simone remembers.
The flower that is the subject of Ryan’s office email prank.

Some Twitter accounts we love:

And then of course, there’s us!


Neil Hamburger vs. stupid companies and their retarded tweets. Neil’s winning, see here!
Read all about the Anti-Axe art contest that Axe body spray tried to kill.

Closing song: Air — “Remember”

Dongtini — Episode 10

September 17, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

On the heels of last week’s music discussion, Simone declares that Jay-Z is “fucking garbage” and she and Stephy debate the public’s diminished expectations, the dulcet tones of Axl’s voice, Auto-Tune, the spirituality of music, and wonder why Stephy loves pop but gets a chest pain from Ke$ha. The n-word comes up leading to Simone telling of a shocking Aussie nursery rhyme, Stephy gasping a lot, and Simone asking if white people say the n-word when they’re singing along to rap. Somehow this leads to Scarlett Johansson’s naked pictures which the ladies psychoanalyze, and wonder why Scarlett even took those of herself. Hotness is described as a superpower and that everyone’s afraid of getting old.

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Louis C.K. on the offensive “n-word”.

Stephy hearts this book.
Surely no single photo could sum up an episode as perfectly as this one.
A black person, an unflushed toilet and a desperate “hot girl” pose, all in one.
Closing song: The Beatles — “Her Majesty”

Dongtini – Episode 9

September 12, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

Simone is back from England and ready to tell you about brothel signs, shoddy plumbing and seeing Pulp. Stephy talks about going to a Christian camp in Texas called…Camp Peniel. And on the penile subject, Simone has the horrifying details of a product called Rape Axe which is guaranteed to make your rapist very, very sorry.

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No moleste.
…that we know of.
The worst toilet in Scotland
Rape Axe. You’ve been warned.
Looks fun!

Rape-Axe: the demo

Al-u-min-um vs. al-u-MINI-um
If someone tries to sell you a $500 burrito please call the cops.
Closing song: Jellyfish—”Sebrina, Paste and Plato”

Dongtini — Episode 8

August 30, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

This time Stephy and Simone talk about bloody sibling brawls and share stripper fascination/disdain, Simone confesses a new love for an objectively horrible song, tells you about time she harassed Jane Wiedlin from the Go-Go’s, and together they describe the Gayest House In LA. Cats and kids are assaulting their respective doors but they are handled quickly, and with severity.

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Peas in a pod
And now the Gayest House in LA aka House of Gaydom. Read the LA Times piece on it and behold the gaeity:
The Gayest House in LA on an average day.
The Gayest House In LA on Michael Jackson’s birthday.
A solitary David in a Beat It jacket
A throne of homage.
Simone on the phone with Stephy telling her about
the Michael Jackson-ified House of Gaydom
Simone’s cat Birdsworth reading up on the House of Gay
And here is the Tim Heidecker/Robert Popper prank call
that makes Stephy laugh-cry:
Closing song: The Gentle Waves—”Falling From Grace”

Dongtini – Episode 7

August 18, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

In this episode Stephy’s about to leave LA and everyone is sad, so talk turns to happier things like Amy Winehouse dying and morons who buy music just because someone kicked it. Then Stephy confesses two extraordinarily bitchy things she’s done (one was to a roommate and another one was online) and Simone recounts an epic practical joke she pulled, then ponders her dislike of lying, to which Steph cannot relate.

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Sorry, no supplemental material this week, but here’s a bitch, wiener and God all rolled into one:

Michele Bachmann’s snakejaw
Closing song: Supergrass—”Time To Go”

Dongtini – Episode 6

August 8, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

Just before recording this episode, Stephy and Simone were thwarted by a homeless man’s bare ass. Reconvened, they process the trauma together and recount the previous mint julep-soaked night spent watching YouTube inanity. Then: euphemisms for ladyparts, courtesy of Wikisaurus (who’d have thought?) and to keep the episode from being completely soulless, they discuss the stuff that was fatally embarrassing when they were younger. /end third person blurb

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Behold Tami’s stable-esque guest room door.
Hello, Wilbur.


The million-dollar video that hurts so good: the groundbreaking vanity video for
Chris Dane Owens’ Shine On Me:

(After you’ve seen it once and want to see it again, head over to CDO’s website for a high resolution version.)
A point of bonding for Stephy and Simone: “The ABC’s of Sex Education for Trainables”

And if you needed one last thing, here’s the reason China is leaving us all in the dust: Sixteen girls on one bicycle! If you don’t care for bike tricks, closing your eyes and enjoying the music is just as good.


Closing song: Mr. Bungle—”Stubb (a Dub)”