Dongtini – Episode 135

December 20, 2015 in Podcast

On today’s show, Simone finds herself validated as a magician, Stephanie recounts Judah’s awesome Halloween costume, Simone overcomes her fear of needles and donates blood, Stephanie explains why Before Sunrise resonates with her, which leads to a review of Ethan Hawke’s eternally 90s hairstyle, Richard Simmons’ public retirement is met with suspicion, Simone discovers she’s a private control freak at meal time, The Ugly Duckling should make you bawl your eyes out, and where the hell is the “magic” line with Christian Magicians?

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Dongtini – Episode 135



2015-12-20_21.57.25Simone’s magician certification.


Judah as Harold. Judah as Harold.
12112151_10153142207699080_6322482313576839894_nSimone dressed at 47 year old Marty McFly on October 21st 2015!
Before-TrilogyLinklater’s “Before…” trilogy is a journey through the uncertainty of love and Ethan Hawke’s hair.

Simone’s BuzzFeed magic video which had 1.2 million views on Facebook!

Simone sets forth the “Ugly Duckling Challenge”. Can you get through this video without crying? Vote in our poll and let us know if you’re a heartless bastard!

Did the Ugly Duckling make you cry?

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10275459_10156301532660655_2313453640433267494_oSimone overcoming her aichmophobia and donating blood for the first time!


Time-lapse Breaking Bad in 3 days marathon

bitmoji202941402Simone’s bitmoji, currently not dressed warmly enough for winter.

Do you plan the last bite of your meals, saving the best flavour for last?

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Closing song: Dead Kennedys – “Holiday In Cambodia”

Dongtini — Episode 47

June 6, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Stephy is tormented by her least favorite words, Simone was sorted into fucking Hufflepuff, Kings of Leon are the new Nickelback, and does them calling it rock mean we have to call it rock? Plus: Napalm Death, Jerry Only, Richard Simmons, dong wallpaper poll results, and Veet for Men vs. knob and bollocks.

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Dongtini – Episode 47

Simone Richard Stephy
Simone Stephy Richard and Listener Jona!
Simone receives disgruntled tweets.
On Pottermore, The Sorting Hat placed Simone in Hufflepuff which apparently is like going to fat camp in the wizarding world.
Competitive Simone (Green 1) kicks ass at laser tag and basks in the respect of a handful of nerds.
Stephy received a Jerry Only action figure from Listener Kevin


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See informative Amazon reviews of gastric bypass tubes used by civilians here.  (Thanks, Listener Jona)

Closing song: Unknown violinist and cellist via YouTube — “The Legend of Zelda (Dungeon Theme)”

Dongtini — Episode 15

October 26, 2011 in Podcast

On this episode: this week Stephy ventured onto a Christian college campus and had PTSD flashbacks; Simone made a critically acclaimed appearance on the Lavender Hour; there really should be an age limit on hickey display; Taco Bell ridiculosity (I actually am a taco, ocifer).

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Click here to listen to Simone’s so-so appearance on The Lavender Hour!
According to this man’s ID, he is a taco.
Stephy loves Eugene Peterson enough to venture onto the SPU campus, and that is a lot. Here is Eugene speaking a bit on faith outside the church:

Gentle, adorable, grandfatherly Eugene talking about what motivated him to translate the Bible from the original languages:

Click the wanky tweet for Stephy’s post on theolojizzing.

Commence fan photo onslaught!

Simone and Richard Simmons
Stephy, Simone and Richard
Simone, Stephy, Richard & Jona
Bunion, Simone and Richard
Thus concludes the onslaught of Richard Simmons

Closing song: Midlake—”Roscoe”
RIP Nigel Emery, who first played this song for us. You were the zaniest Supergrass roadie ever.