Dongtini – Episode 135

December 20, 2015 in Podcast

On today’s show, Simone finds herself validated as a magician, Stephanie recounts Judah’s awesome Halloween costume, Simone overcomes her fear of needles and donates blood, Stephanie explains why Before Sunrise resonates with her, which leads to a review of Ethan Hawke’s eternally 90s hairstyle, Richard Simmons’ public retirement is met with suspicion, Simone discovers she’s a private control freak at meal time, The Ugly Duckling should make you bawl your eyes out, and where the hell is the “magic” line with Christian Magicians?

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Dongtini – Episode 135



2015-12-20_21.57.25Simone’s magician certification.


Judah as Harold. Judah as Harold.
12112151_10153142207699080_6322482313576839894_nSimone dressed at 47 year old Marty McFly on October 21st 2015!
Before-TrilogyLinklater’s “Before…” trilogy is a journey through the uncertainty of love and Ethan Hawke’s hair.

Simone’s BuzzFeed magic video which had 1.2 million views on Facebook!

Simone sets forth the “Ugly Duckling Challenge”. Can you get through this video without crying? Vote in our poll and let us know if you’re a heartless bastard!

Did the Ugly Duckling make you cry?

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10275459_10156301532660655_2313453640433267494_oSimone overcoming her aichmophobia and donating blood for the first time!


Time-lapse Breaking Bad in 3 days marathon

bitmoji202941402Simone’s bitmoji, currently not dressed warmly enough for winter.

Do you plan the last bite of your meals, saving the best flavour for last?

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Closing song: Dead Kennedys – “Holiday In Cambodia”

Dongtini — Episode 130

June 29, 2015 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone’s magic getaway, Stephy gets on Kelly Oxford’s bad side, raising money to keep Veronica and her kids in their home, Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest,the Anita Hill documentary, Meatless Mondays, promoting vegetarianism, Mark Burnett’s narcissism vs. airplane bathroom sink, MC Chicken Bitches, and TWO Dongs In The News™!

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Closing song: Elvis Presley — “Edge of Reality”

Dongtini — Episode 28

January 25, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Seattle’s snowmageddon thwarts Simone’s visit to Stephy, debauchery in a drive-thru, the gift of penis straws, hilarious parodies of cult-ish megachurch leaders, and are goatees the new mullet?
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 Simone’s magic kit, recently uncovered in Melbourne.

Guess which McDonald’s food item this is. Hint: it’s some kind of “meat.”
Stephy and a dong straw from listeners Chris & Carol! Fanks
Axl Rose reporting for jury duty.
Parody of Steven Furtick’s “Hey Haters” video which we hope was
directed at Jeff Breakfast’s entry for Steven’s church planting competition.
See Jeff’s entry here and see the original “Hey Haters” video here.
The best Hitler parody video ever made? Hitler rants about Mark Driscoll.
Stephy thinks this may be the greatest thing humanity has accomplished this century.
Insane true story of spiritual abuse at Mars Hill church by blog Jesus Needs New PR.
Click the image of Mark Driscoll to read and be sure to check out part two.

Closing song: Perry Como—”Seattle”