Dongtini — Episode 117

November 19, 2014 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone says “The Room” is a perfect example of what happens when people don’t listen to others, Stephy accidentally retweeted a pic of someone’s vag on SCCL, means and methods of awakening empathy, drunken bang cutting, Dr. Huxtable, straight men should be catcalled in the Castro so they know how it feels, Facebook “Howl” drama, more dick pics, the wisdom of Taylor Hawkins, bathroom attendants, Mary Timony, racism vs. stereotypes, a new Dongtacular Vernacular™, and we fucking hate the apostle Paul. “We’ve got listeners in China, sir, who are laughing at your dong!” — Simone Turkington, 2014

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Dongtini – Episode 117

Upvote “openly closeted” and “oneion” on Urban Dictionary

I can’t find the filthy date night pic I accidentally retweeted! This sucks! —stephy

grafitti-penis-2-million-carDICKtation
Whiskey, meet bangs.Whiskey, meet bangs.
Mary Timony & Stephy eeeeeMary Timony & Stephy eeeee

Closing song: King Missile — “Jesus Was Way Cool”

Dongtini – Episode 11

September 28, 2011 in Podcast

This time Stephy and Simone talk about stupid baby names derived from gross things and recite TV commercials from the ’80s that they can still remember. They delve into the amazing invention that is Twitter and how sad it is that some people don’t “get” it. Neil Hamburger is glorified for dismantling Axe body spray’s marketing department, then Stephy tries to read Ryan’s hilarious office emails with a straight face (it doesn’t happen).

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How Simone remembers.
The flower that is the subject of Ryan’s office email prank.

Some Twitter accounts we love:
@humblebrag
@dongattack
@OldManSearch
@TheOldFolksHome
@Jezebel
@NeilHamburger

And then of course, there’s us!

@tikidoll
@StephanieDrury

Neil Hamburger vs. stupid companies and their retarded tweets. Neil’s winning, see here!
Read all about the Anti-Axe art contest that Axe body spray tried to kill.

Closing song: Air — “Remember”