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Dongtini — Episode 103

March 14, 2014 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: our mixed and complicated emotions around Daylight Savings Time, our mixed and complicated emotions about God’s benevolance, you can learn juicy shit about your guy friends from the Lulu app, Simone yelled at a litterer, email forwarding idiocy still exists after all these years, and we are amused by irresponsible abuses of the 911 system.

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Dongtini – Episode 103

 Story on Iris Law taking ecstasy at Danny Goffey’s son’s party.

Simone was the guest on episode 10 back in December! She sang a lot more than she ever should. Click the image to listen!

 

 This lady’s need to get boned is an emergency.

 

 Closing song: Weird Al Yankovic — “Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me”

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Dongtini — Episode 102

February 25, 2014 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: discontinued food product nostalgia, our official summit on Portlandia, Simone reads a douchey letter from a douchey promoter, Stephy is scolded by a pastor who is also a convicted sex offender, problems with hippies, beards are screwing with Proctor & Gamble, banned baby names in Mexico, and a man makes the ultimate sacrifice for an Icelandic penis museum. Also: WordHate, Dongs in the News, and Taco Bell News: A Personal Edition.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 102

 

Help Simone revive her favourite pasta sauce by writing to Classico and/or locating it in your local supermarket. Contact Simone via her email address in the sidebar if you have any information on the whereabouts of this national treasure.

WHERE DID YOU GO?

 

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Trailer for ‘The Final Member”, a film about acquiring a human dong for a dong museum.

 

 

Closing song: Phyllis Dillon — “We Belong Together”

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Dongtini — Episode 101

February 12, 2014 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: the ever-increasing douchery of Flea, the perils of Woody Allen fandom, Simone is front row at Barry Gibb, Stephy vs. Bono apologists, Simone perused internet cats at the internet cat video film festival, and a very special flagrant Dong In The News. “I think Hermione could have done better than either of them,” said Simone. Understanding the distrust of evolution is explored (probably your own fault) and what Stephy means by saying every experience is valid.


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Dongtini – Episode 101

Kittybagel the eyelid-less sunglass-wearing cat can be stalked at http://instagram.com/kittybagel.

 

Somehow Gregg scored the seats only reserved for sultans and monarchs at the Hollywood Bowl for the Barry Gibb concert. Magical.

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If you don’t understand how we know the age of the earth and think you need some kind of faith to believe the science, this might clear things up for you. Narrator can be a bit of a dick and may sound insulting to your intelligence, but grow a pair, suck it up, and just stay tuned to the facts.

 

This site might hurt your feelings. Below is the post on the Backfire Effect.

The Backfire Effect

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Dong from the news

Axl’s response to the Chili Peppers.

Closing song: The Figgs — “Je T’adore”

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Dongtini — Episode 100

January 29, 2014 in Podcast by dongtini

100th episode extravaganza! Simone has special surprises and Stephy becomes apoplectic, and we rehash Dongtini glories and highlights. Also: Simone went to a noisy Flowers in the Attic screening,  Stephy is the unwitting recipient of a dick pic, we have a celebrity edition of Dongs in the News, the fundifeminists made a watchdog tumblr about Stephy, Facebook Watchdog, Readings From The Heart and some epic Taco Bell News.

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Listener Jonathan’s sticky toffee puddong for Simone

Here is the controversial vine. And before you click, please internalize that this comes with a serious NSFW warning: VINE.

Read the Reddit thread about the guy with two penises here.

His real name is Anthony Scott Flippen. Makes sense somehow.

Pimentos explained. Breakfast, lunch and dinner!

 And here is Ryan Jones’ epic exchange with a scam artist. ENJOY.

Closing song: The Proclaimers (feat. Dongtini) — “100 Miles”

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Dongtini – Episode 99

December 30, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode, Simone finds things funny in her mind, Stephanie sobers up in time for a school play, Simone loses her shit over Yahoo Answers and talks moronicide, angry feminists would rather rapists kept raping than change their raping ways, the 2nd Episodial Dong Award is awarded, listener voicemails are tended to, and a famous dong is in the news!

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Dongtini – Episode 99

 

 

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Does this video make you audibly laugh, or is it just funny in your mind?

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Listener Eugene’s award winning submission of the Game of Thrones wiener song on South Park!

 

Simone’s review of ‘The Disaster Artist’ on PopMatters.com

 

Closing song: Nena — “99 Luftballoons”

 

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Dongtini — Episode 98

November 26, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: the new Japanese game show Orgasm Wars, Simone pressed her baby up against Walter White (“The more people tell Stephanie to watch Breaking Bad the less likely she is to watch it.” —Simone), cat chat, Catilin Moran vs. certain feminists, complementarianism in the church, Simone’s Product Reviews, Dongs In The News, and introducing a new segment: Theologians Being Dicks™.
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Dongtini — Episode 98

Captain Waffles vs. Hungry Hungry Hippos

Click here for the HuffPo piece on the Japanese game show “Orgasm Wars.” OMGOSH.

 Click here to learn about VPL (visible panty line) on Wikipedia.

Simone exchanges her son for some blue meth.

 

Closing song: Neil Hamburger — “Recycle Bin”

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Dongtini — Episode 97

November 18, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: we saw the best minds of our generation destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical, Bad Grandpa’s Spanish name, Simone witnessed Daniel Radcliffe lose all innocence, The Disaster Artist tell-all about The Room, we question the merits of pants, WordHate™, new Dongtacular Vernacular, Allen Ginsburg knew how to piss people off, the thought police, Stephanie said that America landed on the moon without thinking twice, and the most fantastic video clip of Elvis you’ve probably never seen.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 97

Simone sticks it to Stephy by dancing on stage with Supergrass while she was failing her test AGAIN.

 

No matter what undies one chooses, everyone is at risk for Visible Panty Lines.

 

 

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Simone with Kyle Vogt (Peter), Robyn Paris (Michelle), Carolyn Minnott (Claudette) and Juliette Danielle (Lisa) from the movie every Dongtini listener MUST see, ‘The Room’.

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And follow @EverydaySexism because it rules.

 Closing song: Nouvelle Vague — “Teenage Kicks”

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Dongtini — Episode 96

October 29, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone is literally (not figuratively) rescued once again by science, Stephy did stuff with David Bazan and Peter Rollins and then got a dong cake from listener Jonathan, when you get red flags when you meet new people, more fuckery from Facebook (“Facebook is destroying lives left and right!” said Simone), and Simone reads internet discussions about people who will think there will be internet in heaven and/or hell. WILL THERE BE COMMENT FIGHTS IN HEAVEN?

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Dongtini – Episode 96

 

Listener Jonathan’s work of art that was a delicious dong cake.

Jonathan’s artistic process for dong cake production.

Simone wrote this blog about people who don’t laugh. Prepare to be amazed!

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Closing song: Alison Gold — “Chinese Food”

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Dongtini — Episode 95

September 11, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Objectivity about baby cuteness, Stephy vs. Jesus Camp, Simone’s postpartum helpline ordeal (“help”line), how to get away from people on sidewalks holding clipboards, listener email, Simone & Stephanie: Streaming On Your Hard Drive with coincidental reviewing of 9/11 film “The Woman Who Wasn’t There” on 9/11, Simone’s Disgruntled Letter To Hanes, caramel pronounciation discrepancies, and we discuss being told by other women that we can’t say the c-word.  (Dare you to page Harry Seaward over an airport intercom.)

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Dongtini – Episode 95

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Wedgie free, my ass!
Rendering of “Proud Mary” at Jesus Camp™
A Stephy self-portrait of being tormented by guitarist in background giving hymns some Stevie Ray Vaughan treatment.

Closing song: Imperial Teen — “Shim Sham”

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Dongtini — Episode 94

July 25, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Richard Dawkins’ social manner, conception as a group effort, Jon Hamm’s Griffith Park hiking trail, Luke Burbank, gay guy attention > straight guy attention, objectively cute babies, Hemlock Grove, disappointment with fudge, and a Dongtini book club proposal.

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Dongtini – Episode 94

 One woman’s struggle to reuse her penis cake pan is detailed here. 

Stephy’s newest favorite novel.

Closing song: The Mynabirds — “Numbers Don’t Lie”

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