Dongtini — Episode 93

June 25, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: the stupidity of that modesty sermon, Simone relays questionable intelligence from the Muslim scientific community, Stephy wants to stay at a monastery, regional terminology, Mad Men as respite, BJ bootcamp, internet detox,  the problematic statement “I find modesty attractive,” crossdressing in Christian circles, when people say you need faith to be an atheist, 62 Things To Say To Make Your Husband Feel Great, nattering nabobs of negativity write letters to the editor, and an update on handicapped parking. I PAY TAXES, BITCH.

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Dongtini – Episode 93

 

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Muslim scientist explaining that the earth really is flat. It’s just our eyes making things look round that we don’t understand!

8-pound-man removed from woman’s vagina!

A strong case against the not so humble balloon.

 

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The president of Iran says  “We don’t have gays in Iran. We don’t have that problem”

Stephy texted Davy 62 things that are supposed to make your husband feel great.

And here is that modesty sermon:

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Closing song: Curtis Mayfield — “Superfly”

Dongtini — Episode 92

June 14, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone’s harrowing yet ultimately quite successful birth experience, church-sanctioned porn ‘n pancakes, fertility is a bitch, when firemen are in your bedroom and you don’t have any pants on, the “Behind The Candelabra” film is finally here!, ugly babies, Hammerhead vs. foreigners,  the new pope says even atheists can go to heaven, Rob Bell vs. Mark Driscoll, Tony Jones hosts a feminism week, Stephy’s Facebook note hoping to start conversation around misogyny in church, Lolly wails in the background, Taco Bell news, anal massage and hilarious baseball names. #CharlieFurbush 

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Dongtini — Episode 92

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The video on self anal breathing and massage you’ve been looking for!

In this interview, Rob Bell talks to Pete Holmes about hell and how maybe it’s not what we’ve been told it is. 
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Stephy just read this.

Closing song: Bee Gees — “Run To Me”

Dongtini — Episode 91

May 1, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Stephy is uncharacteristically startled by an onslaught of dongs, Simone gets sentimental about Muppet Babies, and everyone is emotional about the last episode before Dongtini goes on maternity leave. And speaking of not judging people: Portland Mamas Facebook group, humiliation via sleeptalking, calling things gay and David Copperfield’s hair. WHY CAN’T IT JUST BE IN ENGLISH?

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Dongtini – Episode 91

Simone’s bruised leg after scraping it on a nail while slipping down through a friend’s basement window.

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Dion McGregor’s epic, epic sleeptalking

Muppet Babies toys from McDonald’s were the must have collection of 1988.

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Comedian wonderfully and generously explains why it’s not okay to say lame things are gay. She forgives us, though.

Closing song: The Ronettes — “Be My Baby”

Dongtini — Episode 90

April 25, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Krispy Kreme is all “HOT NOW,” Boston bombing hookups and other unpublicized tragedy, being wrong, dumb pregnancy advice, condom talk with pets and children, more Amazon reviewers rate shit they didn’t use, the Point Break stage production, and another handicapped parking adventure. HOT NOW!

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Dongtini – Episode 90

HOT NOW
The morning after: Blanket after date night with Birdsworth
Eye. Am an eff. Bee. Eye. Agent.

Simone’s Goodreads review of The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero can be found here.

Rad book on being wrong:  Being Wrong: Adventures In The Margin Of Error by Kathryn Schulz.

The Wonkette article on Craigslist hookups the night of the bombings can be found here.

 The adventures of Stephy’s old coworker, Hammerhead, can be found here.

jmkkkkkkkkkkk <——work of Birdsworth

Closing song: Georgie Fame — “Yeh Yeh”

Dongtini — Episode 89

April 17, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone reports on Taco Bell’s latest venture in underachieving, a new discovery is made in the Honus Wagner saga, and Stephy found an cookbook in which each recipe is made with jizz. Oh, the onus is really on you now.

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Dongtini – Episode 89

Yeah.

   Click here to purchase your very own Natural Harvest semen-based cookbook!

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Details on the Russian who went too far when opting to kick someone’s ass can be found here

Closing song: Elvis Costello — “Welcome To The Working Week”

Dongtini — Episode 88

April 12, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone had a baby shower that was actually fun, Stephy is panned by critics/pastors, and Donna Martin had really weird cleavage. Also: the very grossest name ever, deceitful Yelp! reviews, Roger Ebert, the art and practice of subversion, dogs in pantyhose, and a new segment: Hypocrisy Watch. 

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Dongtini – Episode 88

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Tori Spelling’s accidentally tweeted and accidentally weird boobs.

 

Anyone need a bottle opened?

 

Dong pasta!

 

 

Closing song: Edwin Astley — “The Saint”

Dongtini — Episode 87

April 4, 2013 in accents, christian culture being dicks, Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone rants about the new novel based on The Bible miniseries, Stephy was really concerned about Amy Grant’s whorish videos, and Simone reads Amazon reviews written by dumb cunts. Also: low-budget Australian commercials, Gwen and Gavin cut off Simone in traffic, Kumare, This Week In Handicapped Parking, listener voicemails, and Dongs In The News. The onus is on YOU.

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Dongtini – Episode 87

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Guess what happened. Just guess.
Stephy’s rendering of the onus being on you.

Click here for Simone’s Amazon review of the novel based on the epic miniseries The Bible.

Closing song: Le Tigre — “Deceptacon”

Dongtini — Episode 86

March 28, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone reads the recipe for Resurrection Rolls (SPOILER ALERT the tomb is empty) and Stephy thinks Passion Of The Christ is a snuff film. Also: an Amazon review of a David Hasselhoff album, a woman bites off a dong in Florida, The Room’s tell-all book, we hate the word sensual, the eternal dilemma of entitlement, and our favorite thing Neil Hamburger ever said. 

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Dongtini – Episode 86

This is Stephy’s favorite photo ever.
Greg Sestero’s tell-all about “The Room”
The Passion of the Christ is a snuff film.

You know you want some nice homemade Resurrection Rolls.

Closing song: David Hasselhoff — “Hot Shot City”

Dongtini — Episode 85

March 20, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone is awarded VIP handicapped pregnant lady parking, Stephy found a new horribly wonderful movie in the realm of “The Room,” and we wonder how much latent misogyny we just automatically accept. Also: Primus, the DMV, raves vs. weddings, Stephy was put against Tony Jones in the American Jesus March Madness, Simone’s ethnicity conundrum, and it’s fun to say “pope oath.” Try it!

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Dongtini – Episode 85

Three black people have vouched for it being okay to see Samuel L. Jackson here.
Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway.
Vote for Stephy in American Jesus Madness! Who wants to eat chimichangas all year? Not me. Vote for summer!

Vote for Stephy here. (At press time it’s Stephy vs. Christian decency.) 

Closing song: Apples in Stereo — “I Can’t Believe”

Dongtini — Episode 84

March 13, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone is furious with idiotic Amazon reviews, Stephy wants to balance kindness and anger within feminism, and The Onion helps us process childhood balloon-losing trauma. Also: shameless grunting, Simpsons quoting, a girl named Bunion, Hugo Schwyzer, a DOGtini, and Stephy had a memorable viewing of The Ring when it was in theaters. 

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Dongtini – Episode 84

A Dogtini!!!
The Onion knows what they’re talking about.

The Onion’s article on depression onset secondary to balloon loss.

Damaged and repaired Keith Moon album cover.

Closing song: Mark Ronson feat. Robbie Williams — “The Only One I Know”