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Dongtini — Episode 134

November 19, 2015 in Podcast

On this episode: Seasonal affective disorder, being a stay-at-home magician, social anxiety and saying affirmations, trousers vs. pants, The Beaver Trilogy, penis Mad Libs with Harry Potter, Fred Armisen sure does crash a lot of shows, some exquisite cakes and and some even more exquisite Dongs In The News™! “Definitely the pants really got to me.”

 

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Dongtini – Episode 134 

 

Here is the Onion article on the podcaster apology. Thaaaat’s our life!

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Simone’s BuzzFeed magic video

 

Douglas, a small blanket with a head and a tail. Quincy's favourite toy.Douglas “Dougie”, a small blanket with a head and a tail. Quincy’s favourite toy. Dougie does not have a peanut allergy.

 

Simone's close view of Damon Albarn at Blur's Hollywood Bowl show, no zoom.Simone’s close view of Damon Albarn at Blur’s Hollywood Bowl show, no zoom.

 

Closing song: Blur — “Charmless Man”

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Dongtini — Episode 132

August 28, 2015 in Podcast, Uncategorized

On this episode: Superfan evolution, Niblet the kitten, mental health vulnerability, Game of Thrones’ dearth of dongs, Bono is an asswipe, Hysterical Literature, cake reports, Bloxers, and Dongs In The News™!

Dongtini – Episode 132

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A relaxing gif of Lenny Kravitz’ dong can be found here.

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Closing song: Sesame Street — “I in the Sky”

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Dongtini Episode 111

August 11, 2014 in Uncategorized

Stephy got some rosary beads and Simone has been doing Buddhist meditation. Let that sink in. Also: self-hatred as a western concept, post-nap depression, dancing alone, how do you describe Adam Levine?, Dongs In The News, Taco Bell News, pretentious vegans, the original James Bond.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 111

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Click here to experience the superglued dong story.

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Here is the Vice article on vegans not necessarily being pretentious.

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Confused Cats Against Feminism: If the patriarchy will let Miss Wanton lick her bottom, she will welcome it gladly.

 

Closing song: Tom Jones – “Thunderball”

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Dongtini — Episode 106

April 30, 2014 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone was forced to ride something even bigger than a stretched Hummer, Stephy is terrified her boss will find pictures of hot dogs on her hard drive, and we marvel at the Wu-Tang wiener saga. Also: fun mental health updates, third-world outreach, an embarrassment of dong riches, pedophilia rehabilitation, “Nobody judges a thumb,” fragrant memory associations, and the Bartman. “Do you have a minute for the environment?” “NO.”

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Dongtini – Episode 106

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The ridiculous car Simone rode in in Las Vegas.

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Imaginary Author fragrance

 Simone’s beloved fragrance The Soft Lawn by Imaginary Authors. Click here to visit their website and

learn about Claude LeCoq, Lenora Blumburg, Devante Valereo and more!

Here is the Tarred and Feathered piece on pedophiles on This American Life.

Closing song: Brian Wilson — “Smart Girls”

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Dongtini — Episode 100

January 29, 2014 in Podcast

100th episode extravaganza! Simone has special surprises and Stephy becomes apoplectic, and we rehash Dongtini glories and highlights. Also: Simone went to a noisy Flowers in the Attic screening,  Stephy is the unwitting recipient of a dick pic, we have a celebrity edition of Dongs in the News, the fundifeminists made a watchdog tumblr about Stephy, Facebook Watchdog, Readings From The Heart and some epic Taco Bell News.

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Dongtini – Episode 100

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Listener Jonathan’s sticky toffee puddong for Simone

Here is the controversial vine. And before you click, please internalize that this comes with a serious NSFW warning: VINE.

Read the Reddit thread about the guy with two penises here.

His real name is Anthony Scott Flippen. Makes sense somehow.

Pimentos explained. Breakfast, lunch and dinner!

 And here is Ryan Jones’ epic exchange with a scam artist. ENJOY.

Closing song: The Proclaimers (feat. Dongtini) — “100 Miles”

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Dongtini — Episode 98

November 26, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: the new Japanese game show Orgasm Wars, Simone pressed her baby up against Walter White (“The more people tell Stephanie to watch Breaking Bad the less likely she is to watch it.” —Simone), cat chat, Catilin Moran vs. certain feminists, complementarianism in the church, Simone’s Product Reviews, Dongs In The News, and introducing a new segment: Theologians Being Dicks™.
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Dongtini — Episode 98

Captain Waffles vs. Hungry Hungry Hippos

Click here for the HuffPo piece on the Japanese game show “Orgasm Wars.” OMGOSH.

 Click here to learn about VPL (visible panty line) on Wikipedia.

Simone exchanges her son for some blue meth.

 

Closing song: Neil Hamburger — “Recycle Bin”

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Dongtini — Episode 87

April 4, 2013 in accents, christian culture being dicks, Podcast

On this episode: Simone rants about the new novel based on The Bible miniseries, Stephy was really concerned about Amy Grant’s whorish videos, and Simone reads Amazon reviews written by dumb cunts. Also: low-budget Australian commercials, Gwen and Gavin cut off Simone in traffic, Kumare, This Week In Handicapped Parking, listener voicemails, and Dongs In The News. The onus is on YOU.

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Dongtini – Episode 87

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Guess what happened. Just guess.
Stephy’s rendering of the onus being on you.

Click here for Simone’s Amazon review of the novel based on the epic miniseries The Bible.

Closing song: Le Tigre — “Deceptacon”

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Dongtini — Episode 86

March 28, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone reads the recipe for Resurrection Rolls (SPOILER ALERT the tomb is empty) and Stephy thinks Passion Of The Christ is a snuff film. Also: an Amazon review of a David Hasselhoff album, a woman bites off a dong in Florida, The Room’s tell-all book, we hate the word sensual, the eternal dilemma of entitlement, and our favorite thing Neil Hamburger ever said. 

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Dongtini – Episode 86

This is Stephy’s favorite photo ever.
Greg Sestero’s tell-all about “The Room”
The Passion of the Christ is a snuff film.

You know you want some nice homemade Resurrection Rolls.

Closing song: David Hasselhoff — “Hot Shot City”

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