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Dongtini — Episode 125

March 21, 2015 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone reads a passive-aggressive letter from a super smug mom, Stephy’s house and car both broke at the same time, Simone gifts a dog name to listeners, Stephy says “What.” without a question mark which gives Simone chest pain, two different takes on words and meanings, some follow-up from people who didn’t care about The Dress™, more colons, and a listener-submitted Dong In The News!

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Dongtini Episode 125 

 

20150320_225118Dongtiki, lovingly enhanced by Listener Crystal!
20150320_224913Simone likes big tiki butts, and she cannot lie.

 

10848043_1529327960670395_6440026932255256385_nSimone was the guest on Life In Hell.A podcast! Click to the image to link to it!

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Perceptions of blue throughout literary history!

Closing song: Prom Queen – “Can’t Seem To Cry”

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Dongtini — Episode 62

September 19, 2012 in Podcast, Uncategorized

On this episode: Simone receives a divine revelation from Tim Gunn, Stephy rants about self-indulgent sermon intro videos in church, and scientists are growing dongs in petri dishes. Also: Mormon fundamentalism, death by silicone dong injection, Supergrass worship, the state with the highest porn and antidepressant consumption, Judah’s Ideas for Improving Stephen Hawking’s Life, Uplifting Dong News, Simone makes it work, and the phone call deciding Dongtini’s fate almost didn’t happen. Who’s the boss now, Tony Danza?

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Dongtini – Episode 62

Tim Gunn tells Simone she’s very stylish with a stunning head to toe look! And he knows what he’s talking about!
And here’s the written endorsement!
Would you let this woman near your dong? Results could be fatal.
Tim Gunn & Andre at Red Lobster
Petri dish dongs
That is some fucked up, repugnant shit.

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“Andre, you really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster.”

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Take one of an expensive wanky church video. Don’t think about how many hungry people this could have fed.

And here is Michael Buckingham’s post on sermon series intro videos that made Stephy so very sad.

 Closing song: Elton John feat. Simone Turkington — “Tony Danza

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Dongtini — Episode 60

September 5, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: the ladies are outraged by Mars Hill’s stupid dating advice, Stephy found a Christian blog that says “when you get to know your husband’s penis, you honor God,” and our husbands read a transcript of one of our episodes (Gregg playing the role of Simone, David playing the role of Stephy). Also: Amazon reviews written by geniuses, fried chicken, BJ camp, and words Simone hates. The onus is on YOU.

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Dongtini – Episode 60

This woman has 3 things she thinks you should probably know about your husband’s dong.

There are dozens and dozens of these.

 

From Listener Bobby’s spinoff series “Hey, Stop That.”
Art restoration: you’re dong it wrong.

BIG CUCUMBER
Stephy’s rendering of what an “onus” looks like in her head. (Note: onus is descending. Because it’s on you.)

Closing song: Lydia Parry — “Scream”

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Dongtini — Episode 45

May 23, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone is confronted with interpretive dancing and interactive balloon “art,” Stephy used to hate L.A., a listener asks how we deal with being depressed, Simone ordered the “I Am Fortified” at Cafe Gratitude, and Stephy was tortured by country music the entire time she lived in Texas. Plus: miniature horses, Robin Gibb, and are our dongs too pronounced? Be a lamb and take our poll.

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Dongtini – Episode 45

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Matt Dwyer is rad.

Various excellent conversations with Matt Dwyer are here.

Simone participates in a cruddy balloon "art" project. Middle shot shows failed attempt at balloons breaking her fall. Thanks to Listener Nadine for taking these shots.

 

Nadine's tumblr WTFChristians

You have to see Listener Nadine’s tumblr page WTFChristians.

Simone had the "I Am Thriving."
Listener Katie vs. Mark Driscoll
Simone: “I’m going to push for this measure in California.”

 

The brothers of devastating chest hair.
RIP Robin Gibb

 Closing song: Bee Gees – “Massachusetts”

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Dongtini – Episode 44

May 16, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: we join the festival of intensity on Feral Audio, Klout sucks like LinkedIn sucks, our grandparents are racist, angry lesbians send the best hate mail, Australian candy, our awkward creepy true pickup stories, Facebook’s new Messenger feature “seen at 9:07” is making us insecure, Simone had to tell her mum what a dong is, there are actually people out there who brag that they hate the Beatles, Focus on the Family’s unintentionally hilarious movie reviews, Simone declined to be photographed for 101vagina.com [NSFW], Stephy hates Blue Like Jazz and Simone hates Stephy’s summer jam.

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Dongtini – Episode 44

Don's trying to get it.
"So what do you like to do in your spare time?"

Here’s Focus on the Family’s movie review of Blue Like Jazz.

The Christian movie industry's still at it.

Behold Stephy’s summer jam:

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Closing song: Girl Talk — ‘This Is The Remix’

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Dongtini — Episode 16

November 2, 2011 in Podcast

On this episode: Stephy and Simone’s earliest dong memories, the origin of the word “dongtini,” Simone’s drunken online purchases, our first times, and has anyone ever liked an opening band?

 

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Simone took this of Beth Gibbons. She had a good seat.
Pedro The Lion is one of the two cover bands Stephy ever loved. Here is Bazan, Dongtini listener and force behind Pedro the Lion, playing “Once They Really Get To Know You They Will Run”:
Stephy was at this Death Cab For Cutie show (1/23/99) that Pedro the Lion opened for:



Stephy’s least favorite opening act ever

Official song of Dongtini, if they would just change “head” to “dong”:
“Man With Complete Mama’s Family Video Library Never Going On eBay Drunk Again.” —the Onion article
Simone + internet + Tanqueray = 3 of these
Stephy’s senior prom pic, 1993. NOT a Glamour Shot.
No joke, that last soundwave, the one that looks like a dong, IS Simone saying “dong”!


Closing song: Daiquiri — “Opening Act”

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