Dongtini – Episode 53/Boobtini – Episode 1

July 18, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Stephy reunites with Simone in LA and together they welcome their first ever guests Jenna Roadman and listener Shannon along for the fascinating subject of boobs. With tits from A to DD, real and unreal, Dongtini welcomes you to the wonderful world of boobs.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 53

This episode is all about boobs, but surely you didn’t come here to see them? If you did, here, let me Google that for you!

Closing song: Midas Touch – “Big Deal”

Dongtini — Episode 52

July 11, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Stephanie is on a road trip with evangelical family, in spite of no listener demand Simone’s potato salad is back and making quite a splash, name-dropping feels icky but also feels necessary, and Stephy is interviewed for a documentary about Christians holding out for marriage to have sex. Also: Taco Bell news, Clownvis Presley’s Dongline Song, Stephanie Tanner and Ray Pruitt’s Donna Martin induced blue balls.

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Dongtini – Episode 52

Stephy was interviewed for the documentary, Jesus, Don’t Let Me Die Before I’ve Had Sex 

 

Blue balls is not a justification for battery.
Taco Bell airlifts USDA grade-D meat to the good people of Alaska.
Closing song: Dead Kennedys – “Holiday In Cambodia”

Dongtini — Episode 51

July 4, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone discovers more Facebook wankery, Stephy’s son is asking about sex, fruitless googling for penis table smack and enlarged labia, and Woody Allen should be put down. Plus: a Reading From The Heart, Peter Rollins, Luke Burbank, dumb Kickstarter requests, and that Back To The Future hoax. P.S. We need boob episode participants!

 

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Dongtini – Episode 51

 

“Dong Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead”
Facebook’s next move towards world domination

Click here to take your email back from Facebook, those bastards.

If you believed this was real, you’re a bad Back to the Future fan.

 

Closing song: Clownvis Presley — “Call The Dongline”

Dongtini — Episode 50

June 27, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone shares her research on super glue in one’s peehole, Stephy has super glue on her teeth and it isn’t going anywhere, YOU ARE NOT A VEGETARIAN IF YOU EAT FISH, and we answer a voicemail about mean blog commenters. Plus: transvestite piggyback assault charges, the comedy of Rob Delaney, Christian Aguilera schadenfreude, and Rick Warren is a paranoid ass-clown.

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Dongtini – Episode 50

 

Christina’s leg leak. Period or spray tan? Which would YOU prefer?

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Presented without comment.
Rick Warren’s paranoid email to his Saddleback Church staff.

 [Click here for rabid commenting on the above by the outraged Stuff Christian Culture Likes community.]

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Check out Listener Eugene’s rad blog on mysticism, skepticism, faith and reason.

Closing song: The Poppy Family — “Beyond the Clouds”

Dongtini — Episode 49

June 20, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: The guy who got his face eaten off has a very positive attitude, a listener asks how to deal with parents who think they know God’s motives, Simone the Magic Person is plotting a comeback, and Stephy got a massive surprise in the mail. Plus: Boozey baby showers, dong leggings, Father’s Day sucks, a Focus on the Family movie review and Taco Bell news! Prepare to be amazed!

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Dongtini – Episode 49

Dong leggings. Subtle?

 

Maybe not.
The greeting card industry has been largely silent on the fact that Father’s Day can suck.
Mailbox fun.
 

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Cat Mario! What’s it say in Japanese?!

Closing song: Adriano Celentano — “24,000 Baci”

Dongtini — Episode 48

June 13, 2012 in AIDS lifecycle, arby's, Podcast, taco bell, things that go bump in the night by dongtini

On this episode: Simone speaks to the ethics of naming your baby something lispy, Stephy was positive a serial killer broke in, and some guy hurt his junk at Arby’s. Also: Taco Bell news, Nickelback, a Bill story, and a megachurch domestic violence fail.

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Dongtini – Episode 48

Simone and Listener Ryan at the Lifecycle finish line!
Stephy ate all of these in one sitting.
This was the Crossing Church in Minnesota’s response to this cry for help.
We critically acclaim this review.

 

Closing song: Cliff Richard — “It’ll Be Me”

Dongtini — Episode 47

June 6, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Stephy is tormented by her least favorite words, Simone was sorted into fucking Hufflepuff, Kings of Leon are the new Nickelback, and does them calling it rock mean we have to call it rock? Plus: Napalm Death, Jerry Only, Richard Simmons, dong wallpaper poll results, and Veet for Men vs. knob and bollocks.

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Dongtini – Episode 47

Simone Richard Stephy
Simone Stephy Richard and Listener Jona!
Simone receives disgruntled tweets.
On Pottermore, The Sorting Hat placed Simone in Hufflepuff which apparently is like going to fat camp in the wizarding world.
Competitive Simone (Green 1) kicks ass at laser tag and basks in the respect of a handful of nerds.
Stephy received a Jerry Only action figure from Listener Kevin

 

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See informative Amazon reviews of gastric bypass tubes used by civilians here.  (Thanks, Listener Jona)

Closing song: Unknown violinist and cellist via YouTube — “The Legend of Zelda (Dungeon Theme)”

Dongtini – Episode 46

May 30, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone asks Stephy about taking credit for something she didn’t do, a listener asks Simone why she’s so fucking cynical, Stephy knows actual people who obey their husbands, and we read about dongtinis that were made in old Hollywood. Plus: Valium, male patriarchy, British Monopoly and Simone’s summer jam.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 46

Boardwalk vs. Mayfair
There's a difference.

 

Tidy keeping of Monopoly money.

 

Valium: invented for housewives
From whence the original Dongtini came.

 

Gaz covers "I Just Wasn't Made For These Times"

Closing song: Gaz Coombes – “I Just Wasn’t Made For These Times”

Dongtini — Episode 45

May 23, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone is confronted with interpretive dancing and interactive balloon “art,” Stephy used to hate L.A., a listener asks how we deal with being depressed, Simone ordered the “I Am Fortified” at Cafe Gratitude, and Stephy was tortured by country music the entire time she lived in Texas. Plus: miniature horses, Robin Gibb, and are our dongs too pronounced? Be a lamb and take our poll.

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Matt Dwyer is rad.

Various excellent conversations with Matt Dwyer are here.

Simone participates in a cruddy balloon "art" project. Middle shot shows failed attempt at balloons breaking her fall. Thanks to Listener Nadine for taking these shots.

 

Nadine's tumblr WTFChristians

You have to see Listener Nadine’s tumblr page WTFChristians.

Simone had the "I Am Thriving."
Listener Katie vs. Mark Driscoll
Simone: “I’m going to push for this measure in California.”

 

The brothers of devastating chest hair.
RIP Robin Gibb

 Closing song: Bee Gees – “Massachusetts”

Dongtini – Episode 44

May 16, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: we join the festival of intensity on Feral Audio, Klout sucks like LinkedIn sucks, our grandparents are racist, angry lesbians send the best hate mail, Australian candy, our awkward creepy true pickup stories, Facebook’s new Messenger feature “seen at 9:07” is making us insecure, Simone had to tell her mum what a dong is, there are actually people out there who brag that they hate the Beatles, Focus on the Family’s unintentionally hilarious movie reviews, Simone declined to be photographed for 101vagina.com [NSFW], Stephy hates Blue Like Jazz and Simone hates Stephy’s summer jam.

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Dongtini – Episode 44

Don's trying to get it.
"So what do you like to do in your spare time?"

Here’s Focus on the Family’s movie review of Blue Like Jazz.

The Christian movie industry's still at it.

Behold Stephy’s summer jam:

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Closing song: Girl Talk — ‘This Is The Remix’