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Dongtini — Episode 33

February 29, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: The story of how Simone and Stephanie met, more roommate horror stories, a listener voicemail that would make Taco Bell very upset, another listener voicemail about spirituality in connection to art, Simone was evangelized by a stranger, and Stephy thinks U2 should just stay home and take a nap.

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Dongtini – Episode 33

Simone with Jerry Levine who played Stiles in Teen Wolf and the infamous "What are you looking at dicknose" print

 

The lads. Simone’s blog post deconstructing the loss of Supergrass is here.

 

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Kids these days! They'd rather be famous than a vet or a doctor.

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Closing song: Supergrass — “Richard III” (One of our favourite songs EVER. Listen and convert.)

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Dongtini – Episode 32

February 22, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone went on a cruise with Jello Biafra, Stephy had lunch with Peter Rollins, and no one wanted to do shots out of a dead pig’s arse.

 

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Dongtini – Episode 32

Simone dusts off her Love Boat shirt for the ship while trying to endure horrendous veggie sushi.
Officially the worst drink ever (until the next one).

 

Simone’s important blog for anyone who wants to enjoy Coca-Cola correctly.

 

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Riveting Diamonds International presentation. Number 8 in the top 10 things to do on the ship that day.

Miserable scenes for staged photos on the ship.
One of a trillion raunchy souvenirs. Note the Las Vegas, Nevada, Nassau Bahamas (too small to read at the bottom) bottle opener.

 

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Señor Frogs getting wild with the lunch crowd.

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Depressing Señor Frogs conga line.

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Two minute Peter Rollins clip:

 

If you liked that, here’s a twenty minute Peter Rollins clip:

 

Closing song: France Gall—”Baby Pop”

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Dongtini — Episode 31

February 15, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone attended a puppy baptism, the documentary Paul McCartney Is Really Dead is The Room of documentaries, medical misadventures, what happens when you eat only McNuggets for 17 years, and Stephy explains the concept of worship to a baffled Simone. (Simone: “I don’t understand worship. It makes God sound like a giant egomaniac.” Stephy: “I know, right?”) Oh, and call the DongMail! 1-323-301-DONG

 

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Dongtini – Episode 31

The puppy baptism Simone attended
Trailer for the wonderfully horrible ‘Paul McCartney Really Is Dead’.
Note the narrator is supposed to be George Harrison. Christ almighty.
This comes up if you google "eye rubbing is bad."

Closing song: Mini Mansions — “Heart of Glass”

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Dongtini — Episode 30

February 8, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone and Stephy discuss the disparaging portrayal of Margaret Thatcher and the possibility that gender discrimination is at hand, Simone has something to say about Man Buns, Stephy shares her disgusting association with the Footprints poem, and a new artisanally-crafted True Story From Bill™ is read.

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Madonna on her creepy, child bride, Catholic first communion day.
 
Why not make the Footprints poem a part of you?
 
Unacceptable man bun.
If she was a man would they have focused so much on her Alzheimer’s? Huh?
Closing song: Secret Chiefs 3 (feat. Mike Patton) —”La Chanson de Jacky”

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Dongtini — Episode 29

February 2, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Downton Abbey vs. Downtown Abbey, Miley Cyrus is a fan of dongs, pretense in poetry, high-functioning brain injuries, What do Henry VIII, Hafiz and Andy Warhol have in common?, and coveted Dongtini contest prizes. You’ll wish you’d entered. (Not even going to say it.)

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Dongtini — Episode 29

 

Amanda Simmons aka Mandy Mountain killed a cat with her fat.
Listener Crystal enjoys her prize for Dongtini’s potato salad contest.
Body odour was partly to blame for Henry VIII’s failed fourth marriage to Anne of Cleves.


Is it bigger than a breadbox? The answer is here.
Article on Mars Hill Church that Stephy was interviewed for.

 

Rev. Jeff Breakfast wrote his own church discipline contract inspired by Mars Hill. Read it here!



Closing song: Ween—”Freedom of ’76”

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Dongtini — Episode 28

January 25, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Seattle’s snowmageddon thwarts Simone’s visit to Stephy, debauchery in a drive-thru, the gift of penis straws, hilarious parodies of cult-ish megachurch leaders, and are goatees the new mullet?
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 Simone’s magic kit, recently uncovered in Melbourne.
Guess which McDonald’s food item this is. Hint: it’s some kind of “meat.”
Stephy and a dong straw from listeners Chris & Carol! Fanks
Axl Rose reporting for jury duty.
Parody of Steven Furtick’s “Hey Haters” video which we hope was
directed at Jeff Breakfast’s entry for Steven’s church planting competition.
See Jeff’s entry here and see the original “Hey Haters” video here.
 
The best Hitler parody video ever made? Hitler rants about Mark Driscoll.
Stephy thinks this may be the greatest thing humanity has accomplished this century.
Insane true story of spiritual abuse at Mars Hill church by blog Jesus Needs New PR.
Click the image of Mark Driscoll to read and be sure to check out part two.


Closing song: Perry Como—”Seattle”

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Dongtini — Episode 27

January 19, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone’s lingering shame over being mistakenly placed in remedial English in year 7, Stephy advises using profanity to make speech therapy fun and Simone explains how God slipped away from her.

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The inspiration for Simone’s manifesto Murder Behind The Curtain.

 

Read more about Ryan Dobson compareing homosexuality to alcoholism here.

 

This week in Readings From The Heart
 
Closing song: Pulp—”Something Changed”

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Dongtini — Episode 26

January 11, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: our New Year’s Eves, people born with double junk, disrupting the space-time continuum, male masseuses making you feel weird, Simone went to see Vanilla Ice, and the very best/worst/meanest Would You Rather? in Dongtini history.

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Dongtini — Episode 26

Simone’s impression of Stephanie when she saw a handicapped
person wearing a helmet in line for a merry-go-round.
Austin Powers impersonator that so delighted Simone


The trailer for Cool As Ice. A thing of beauty and a joy forever.

BELOW ARE THE PICTURES OF THE UNUSUAL COUPLE!

Extremely NSFW so we made it so you have to click to see them. You’re welcome.

Click to see the two-wienered man. Click to see two-vagina’d lady. Click to see diphallia.


Breakfast At Tiffany’s trailer. Racism alert at 2:16.


A mash-up of Hollywood racism, old and new.

Click here for tales of Stephanie’s wildly racist former coworker, Hammerhead.

 

Closing song: Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazelwood — “Summer Wine”

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Dongtini – Episode 25

January 4, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: a listener’s Christmas torment at the hands of her family (spoiler alert: disgusting gift from Grandma), sordid details of  Stephy’s sorority days and we now have voicemail! Call us! 1-323-301- DONG

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Stephy’s old sorority house. Yeah.


What kind of person wouldn’t want Afrosheen as a white elephant gift?


The trailer for Cormac McCarthy’s post-apocalyptic romp “The Road.”

This dog’s name is probably Bianca.




Closing song: Bon Jovi/Wham! mashup—”Careless or Dead”

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Dongtini — Episode 24

December 28, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: a chronically misdialed number plagues Simone, adorable elephants paint with their trunks, Tim Tebow is really, really annoying, and the world wanking champion are discussed.

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Simone gets calls meant for this company all the time. Read her post about it here.
Stephy’s post on Tim Tebow is here.

 

If you had to…which one?

 

Darling elephants painting! Squee!!!
Joni Eareckson Tada, mouth-drawer of Christian horses.

 

Pricasso gives former Australian Prime Minister, John Howard a proper rogering.

The Vice documentary about North Korea is here and it’s fascinating.

Stephy’s 2-part podcast with David Bazan from Pedro The Lion is here.Things we discussed: why Newt Gingrich has a chance in hell, Carman grabbed my ass one time, how to ruin a funeral, non-practicing evangelicalism, Joseph Campbell, not knowing is scary, What Would Pastors’ Kids Do?, Santa’s influence on Bazan’s view of God, masturbation, Stephy was in a Dr. James Dobson video in 1991,  using “Bug Me Bucks” to deal with ideological clashes at family gatherings, tits and ass, underdogs, abandonment and those you turn their backs on you if you stop believing their religion, and Morning Loaf with The Rev. Jeff Breakfast.


Closing song: Dustin Martian — Press & Play (LA)

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