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Dongtini — Episode 95

September 11, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Objectivity about baby cuteness, Stephy vs. Jesus Camp, Simone’s postpartum helpline ordeal (“help”line), how to get away from people on sidewalks holding clipboards, listener email, Simone & Stephanie: Streaming On Your Hard Drive with coincidental reviewing of 9/11 film “The Woman Who Wasn’t There” on 9/11, Simone’s Disgruntled Letter To Hanes, caramel pronounciation discrepancies, and we discuss being told by other women that we can’t say the c-word.  (Dare you to page Harry Seaward over an airport intercom.)

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Wedgie free, my ass!
Rendering of “Proud Mary” at Jesus Camp™
A Stephy self-portrait of being tormented by guitarist in background giving hymns some Stevie Ray Vaughan treatment.

Closing song: Imperial Teen — “Shim Sham”

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Dongtini — Episode 94

July 25, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Richard Dawkins’ social manner, conception as a group effort, Jon Hamm’s Griffith Park hiking trail, Luke Burbank, gay guy attention > straight guy attention, objectively cute babies, Hemlock Grove, disappointment with fudge, and a Dongtini book club proposal.

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Dongtini – Episode 94

 One woman’s struggle to reuse her penis cake pan is detailed here. 

Stephy’s newest favorite novel.

Closing song: The Mynabirds — “Numbers Don’t Lie”

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Dongtini — Episode 93

June 25, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: the stupidity of that modesty sermon, Simone relays questionable intelligence from the Muslim scientific community, Stephy wants to stay at a monastery, regional terminology, Mad Men as respite, BJ bootcamp, internet detox,  the problematic statement “I find modesty attractive,” crossdressing in Christian circles, when people say you need faith to be an atheist, 62 Things To Say To Make Your Husband Feel Great, nattering nabobs of negativity write letters to the editor, and an update on handicapped parking. I PAY TAXES, BITCH.

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Muslim scientist explaining that the earth really is flat. It’s just our eyes making things look round that we don’t understand!

8-pound-man removed from woman’s vagina!

A strong case against the not so humble balloon.

 

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The president of Iran says  “We don’t have gays in Iran. We don’t have that problem”

Stephy texted Davy 62 things that are supposed to make your husband feel great.

And here is that modesty sermon:

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Closing song: Curtis Mayfield — “Superfly”

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Dongtini — Episode 92

June 14, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone’s harrowing yet ultimately quite successful birth experience, church-sanctioned porn ‘n pancakes, fertility is a bitch, when firemen are in your bedroom and you don’t have any pants on, the “Behind The Candelabra” film is finally here!, ugly babies, Hammerhead vs. foreigners,  the new pope says even atheists can go to heaven, Rob Bell vs. Mark Driscoll, Tony Jones hosts a feminism week, Stephy’s Facebook note hoping to start conversation around misogyny in church, Lolly wails in the background, Taco Bell news, anal massage and hilarious baseball names. #CharlieFurbush 

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The video on self anal breathing and massage you’ve been looking for!

In this interview, Rob Bell talks to Pete Holmes about hell and how maybe it’s not what we’ve been told it is. 
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Stephy just read this.

Closing song: Bee Gees — “Run To Me”

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Dongtini — Episode 91

May 1, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Stephy is uncharacteristically startled by an onslaught of dongs, Simone gets sentimental about Muppet Babies, and everyone is emotional about the last episode before Dongtini goes on maternity leave. And speaking of not judging people: Portland Mamas Facebook group, humiliation via sleeptalking, calling things gay and David Copperfield’s hair. WHY CAN’T IT JUST BE IN ENGLISH?

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Dongtini – Episode 91

Simone’s bruised leg after scraping it on a nail while slipping down through a friend’s basement window.

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Dion McGregor’s epic, epic sleeptalking

Muppet Babies toys from McDonald’s were the must have collection of 1988.

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Comedian wonderfully and generously explains why it’s not okay to say lame things are gay. She forgives us, though.

Closing song: The Ronettes — “Be My Baby”

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Dongtini — Episode 90

April 25, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Krispy Kreme is all “HOT NOW,” Boston bombing hookups and other unpublicized tragedy, being wrong, dumb pregnancy advice, condom talk with pets and children, more Amazon reviewers rate shit they didn’t use, the Point Break stage production, and another handicapped parking adventure. HOT NOW!

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HOT NOW
The morning after: Blanket after date night with Birdsworth
Eye. Am an eff. Bee. Eye. Agent.

Simone’s Goodreads review of The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero can be found here.

Rad book on being wrong:  Being Wrong: Adventures In The Margin Of Error by Kathryn Schulz.

The Wonkette article on Craigslist hookups the night of the bombings can be found here.

 The adventures of Stephy’s old coworker, Hammerhead, can be found here.

jmkkkkkkkkkkk <——work of Birdsworth

Closing song: Georgie Fame — “Yeh Yeh”

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Dongtini — Episode 89

April 17, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone reports on Taco Bell’s latest venture in underachieving, a new discovery is made in the Honus Wagner saga, and Stephy found an cookbook in which each recipe is made with jizz. Oh, the onus is really on you now.

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Dongtini – Episode 89

Yeah.

   Click here to purchase your very own Natural Harvest semen-based cookbook!

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Details on the Russian who went too far when opting to kick someone’s ass can be found here. 

Closing song: Elvis Costello — “Welcome To The Working Week”

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Dongtini — Episode 88

April 12, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone had a baby shower that was actually fun, Stephy is panned by critics/pastors, and Donna Martin had really weird cleavage. Also: the very grossest name ever, deceitful Yelp! reviews, Roger Ebert, the art and practice of subversion, dogs in pantyhose, and a new segment: Hypocrisy Watch. 

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Tori Spelling’s accidentally tweeted and accidentally weird boobs.

 

Anyone need a bottle opened?

 

Dong pasta!

 

 

Closing song: Edwin Astley — “The Saint”

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Dongtini — Episode 87

April 4, 2013 in accents, christian culture being dicks, Podcast

On this episode: Simone rants about the new novel based on The Bible miniseries, Stephy was really concerned about Amy Grant’s whorish videos, and Simone reads Amazon reviews written by dumb cunts. Also: low-budget Australian commercials, Gwen and Gavin cut off Simone in traffic, Kumare, This Week In Handicapped Parking, listener voicemails, and Dongs In The News. The onus is on YOU.

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Guess what happened. Just guess.
Stephy’s rendering of the onus being on you.

Click here for Simone’s Amazon review of the novel based on the epic miniseries The Bible.

Closing song: Le Tigre — “Deceptacon”

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Dongtini — Episode 86

March 28, 2013 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone reads the recipe for Resurrection Rolls (SPOILER ALERT the tomb is empty) and Stephy thinks Passion Of The Christ is a snuff film. Also: an Amazon review of a David Hasselhoff album, a woman bites off a dong in Florida, The Room’s tell-all book, we hate the word sensual, the eternal dilemma of entitlement, and our favorite thing Neil Hamburger ever said. 

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Dongtini – Episode 86

This is Stephy’s favorite photo ever.
Greg Sestero’s tell-all about “The Room”
The Passion of the Christ is a snuff film.

You know you want some nice homemade Resurrection Rolls.

Closing song: David Hasselhoff — “Hot Shot City”

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