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Dongtini — Episode 125

March 21, 2015 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone reads a passive-aggressive letter from a super smug mom, Stephy’s house and car both broke at the same time, Simone gifts a dog name to listeners, Stephy says “What.” without a question mark which gives Simone chest pain, two different takes on words and meanings, some follow-up from people who didn’t care about The Dress™, more colons, and a listener-submitted Dong In The News!

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Dongtini Episode 125 

 

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20150320_224913Simone likes big tiki butts, and she cannot lie.

 

10848043_1529327960670395_6440026932255256385_nSimone was the guest on Life In Hell.A podcast! Click to the image to link to it!

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Perceptions of blue throughout literary history!

Closing song: Prom Queen – “Can’t Seem To Cry”

Dongtini — Episode 124

March 4, 2015 in Podcast by dongtini

Dressgate, attention policing, the purity of differing opinions, Dawn Cerny’s balls-first performance on conflict and motherhood, Mark Driscoll remains a prick from his self-induced seclusion, is sharing your beliefs with like-minded employees discriminatory?, murder documentary fun, and more false accusations of being pregnant. Rude!

 

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Dongtini – Episode 124

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Closing song: Band of Skulls — “Hollywood Bowl”

 

Dongtini — Episode 123

February 25, 2015 in Podcast by dongtini

Simone gave Stephy a Christian movie called Time Changers that is…like The Room, basically. Simone tried to look casual for Birdsworth to trick him to going to the vet, and Stephy really hates NPR. Also: puking, Serial, murder documentaries, Jack White hating life on Ellen, and Lindy West’s cruelest troll.

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Dongtini – Episode 123

 

NSFW BuzzFeed list of 11 most disturbing sex toys here.

LA Times article on secular families here.


Jack White’s awkward appearance on Ellen

 

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Closing song: April March — “Mignonette”

Dongtini – Episode 122

February 13, 2015 in Podcast by dongtini

This week, Stephy enjoys new technology while Simone’s acts like absolute garbage, Dave Navarro’s idiotic bondage line is mocked, nobody’s happy with an award winning children’s book about sharing, Simone is booked in for an up close “experience” with a platypus, Simone sees teenagers gleefully leaving the doctor’s office, and you wont believe what Stephy’s doctor finds during her gyno exam!

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Dongtini – Episode 122

 

The Rainbow Fish teaches kids that the only way to make people like you is to buy them off.The Rainbow Fish teaches kids that the only way to make people like you is to buy them off.

 

1209-navarro-strap-wendy-bird-fotos-4Dave Navarro’s dumb guitar strap that converts into bondage gear.

Clear here to see the dumb strap in action. (NSFW)


Closing song: Gaz Coombes – “20/20″

Dongtini — Episode 121

February 3, 2015 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Peter Rollins said he can’t be Stephy’s friend anymore, Simone’s ire for Johnny Depp is validated at the box office, the scientists invented a way to send glitter and shit to your enemies, Simone got cable for baseball and it’s only barely worth it, and there was a study where women agreed with compliments and it didn’t go well – well, what did they think would happen?

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Dongtini – Episode 121

PictureBe careful what you say on the Texas Chat Line. Original source document for Simone’s “Reading From The Heart”.

 

 

Closing song: Kate Bush — ” Running Up That Hill”

Dongtini – Episode 120

January 19, 2015 in Podcast by dongtini

On today’s show, Simone holds Stephy to her tough standards on using simpler words, Simone makes some progress with her own word tomorrocado, and Stephy surprsingly doesn’t have a problem with new year’s resolutions. Also: a gunman is seen in Stephy’s kid’s school district, using Taco Bell to spread the good news, taking a 13 year old to a rave, nostalgia makes determining quality confusing, Simone sees a new Johnny Depp billboard and loses her shit, and Stephy screws up a handshake even after being forewarned.

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UPVOTE SIMONE’S WORD, TOMORROCADO IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE ADVANCEMENT OF LANGUAGE!!!
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quad-600x450The fucking Mortdecai poster that’s terrorising the citizens of Los Angeles.

Closing song: Right Said Fred – “I’m Too Sexy”

Dongtini — Episode 119

January 8, 2015 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone slummed it in Hawaii for Christmas, Stephy isn’t a big Christmas fan anymore, and a strange man with poor boundaries approached Simone to discuss penis enlargement surgery. Also: prime numbers, medieval rat torture, the ghost of breakfast past, vape kits, Listener Jonathan is our new favorite, and you should call the Dongline! 323-301-DONG

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Dongtini – Episode 119

Closing song: Richard Cheese — “Holiday In Cambodia”

 

Listener Jonathan is our new favorite and this is why.Listener Jonathan is our new favorite and this is why.

 

Dongtini — Episode 118

December 1, 2014 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Stephy loves Andrew WK’s philosophies but they really piss Simone off, Thanksgiving can suck it, we’re concerned about Richard Simmons, we had to bleep out a famous person’s name after our shit-talking wasn’t cleared by our lawyers,  Birdsworth the cat: 1 – Turkingtons: 0, Simone’s Facebook fast,  and math is hard.

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Dongtini – Episode 118

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Closing song: Patsy Cline — “Stand By Your Man”

Dongtini — Episode 117

November 19, 2014 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone says “The Room” is a perfect example of what happens when people don’t listen to others, Stephy accidentally retweeted a pic of someone’s vag on SCCL, means and methods of awakening empathy, drunken bang cutting, Dr. Huxtable, straight men should be catcalled in the Castro so they know how it feels, Facebook “Howl” drama, more dick pics, the wisdom of Taylor Hawkins, bathroom attendants, Mary Timony, racism vs. stereotypes, a new Dongtacular Vernacular™, and we fucking hate the apostle Paul. “We’ve got listeners in China, sir, who are laughing at your dong!” — Simone Turkington, 2014

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Dongtini – Episode 117

Upvote “openly closeted” and “oneion” on Urban Dictionary

I can’t find the filthy date night pic I accidentally retweeted! This sucks! —stephy

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Whiskey, meet bangs.Whiskey, meet bangs.
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Closing song: King Missile — “Jesus Was Way Cool”

Dongtini — Episode 116

November 3, 2014 in Podcast, Uncategorized by dongtini

On this episode: We know you’ve been waiting for Dongtini’s official take on 10 Hours of Walking Through NYC and now you’re going to get it. Also: Simone’s personality was assessed by a stranger, Stephy was propositioned by a gentleman lying on the sidewalk, the Giants suck, Simone’s in a new writers group, Stephy has chronic pumpkin patch angst, there’s a new Taco Bell app, more buttplug queries, Christian Mother Goose stories, and would you believe Simone was a debutante? And the closing song is scientifically proven to be amazing.

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Dongtini – Episode 116

 

Simone the debutanteSimone the debutante
simonedeb1Young girl, get out of my mind.

Closing song: The Four Lads — “Standing on the Corner”