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Dongtini — Episode 13

October 13, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

This week, the validity of the word douchebag is discussed along with other words that upset Stephanie. Simone delights in meeting Dongtini fans and the two new segments which are introduced, one of which involves Taco Bell!

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Listener poll! Is the word “panties” gross?

‘Who is a douchebag’s douchebag?’ –  A blog by Simone
If you see this man, for the love of god, give him hot sauce.

Placenta hair care products. Buy it now at WalMart!
The tasteless placenta shampoo artwork reminds Simone of this:
The 80’s. A time when Michael Jackson wasn’t the scariest person in a picture.
In dire need of ‘LOS’.

Thank-you, Jesus. 

Closing song: Tennis Pro—”Clothing Optional Christian Barbecue”

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Dongtini — Episode 12

October 5, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

Special name-dropping episode! Topics include: famous douchebags, Third Man Records, douchey art, cults are sneaky, Stephy vs. Mars Hill Church, Simone the stewardess, Stephy’s blog is a halfway house for atheists with religious families, and do compliments from drunk people still count?

 

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The Mars Hill video of which Stephy says “What’s frightening is that most people in Christian culture wouldn’t see anything in this they should be concerned about.”
The Mars Hill making-the-video video of which Stephy says
“Brace yourself for a hurricane of douche!”
Stephy is in love with this Franciscian friar.
Simone, intercessor for seatbelt extenders, even though they didn’t need them in the 60s.
Stephy’s September mix. It’s on Spotify or
click the pickles to download the old way.
Closing song: Kavinsky – “Nightcall”

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Dongtini – Episode 11

September 28, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

This time Stephy and Simone talk about stupid baby names derived from gross things and recite TV commercials from the ’80s that they can still remember. They delve into the amazing invention that is Twitter and how sad it is that some people don’t “get” it. Neil Hamburger is glorified for dismantling Axe body spray’s marketing department, then Stephy tries to read Ryan’s hilarious office emails with a straight face (it doesn’t happen).

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How Simone remembers.
The flower that is the subject of Ryan’s office email prank.

Some Twitter accounts we love:
@humblebrag
@dongattack
@OldManSearch
@TheOldFolksHome
@Jezebel
@NeilHamburger

And then of course, there’s us!

@tikidoll
@StephanieDrury

Neil Hamburger vs. stupid companies and their retarded tweets. Neil’s winning, see here!
Read all about the Anti-Axe art contest that Axe body spray tried to kill.

Closing song: Air — “Remember”

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Dongtini – Episode 9

September 12, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

Simone is back from England and ready to tell you about brothel signs, shoddy plumbing and seeing Pulp. Stephy talks about going to a Christian camp in Texas called…Camp Peniel. And on the penile subject, Simone has the horrifying details of a product called Rape Axe which is guaranteed to make your rapist very, very sorry.

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No moleste.
…that we know of.
The worst toilet in Scotland
Rape Axe. You’ve been warned.
Looks fun!

Rape-Axe: the demo
Al-u-min-um vs. al-u-MINI-um
If someone tries to sell you a $500 burrito please call the cops.
Closing song: Jellyfish—”Sebrina, Paste and Plato”

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Dongtini — Episode 8

August 30, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

This time Stephy and Simone talk about bloody sibling brawls and share stripper fascination/disdain, Simone confesses a new love for an objectively horrible song, tells you about time she harassed Jane Wiedlin from the Go-Go’s, and together they describe the Gayest House In LA. Cats and kids are assaulting their respective doors but they are handled quickly, and with severity.

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Peas in a pod
And now the Gayest House in LA aka House of Gaydom. Read the LA Times piece on it and behold the gaeity:
The Gayest House in LA on an average day.
The Gayest House In LA on Michael Jackson’s birthday.
A solitary David in a Beat It jacket
A throne of homage.
Simone on the phone with Stephy telling her about
the Michael Jackson-ified House of Gaydom
Simone’s cat Birdsworth reading up on the House of Gay
And here is the Tim Heidecker/Robert Popper prank call
that makes Stephy laugh-cry:
Closing song: The Gentle Waves—”Falling From Grace”

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Dongtini – Episode 7

August 18, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

In this episode Stephy’s about to leave LA and everyone is sad, so talk turns to happier things like Amy Winehouse dying and morons who buy music just because someone kicked it. Then Stephy confesses two extraordinarily bitchy things she’s done (one was to a roommate and another one was online) and Simone recounts an epic practical joke she pulled, then ponders her dislike of lying, to which Steph cannot relate.

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Sorry, no supplemental material this week, but here’s a bitch, wiener and God all rolled into one:

Michele Bachmann’s snakejaw
Closing song: Supergrass—”Time To Go”

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Dongtini – Episode 6

August 8, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

Just before recording this episode, Stephy and Simone were thwarted by a homeless man’s bare ass. Reconvened, they process the trauma together and recount the previous mint julep-soaked night spent watching YouTube inanity. Then: euphemisms for ladyparts, courtesy of Wikisaurus (who’d have thought?) and to keep the episode from being completely soulless, they discuss the stuff that was fatally embarrassing when they were younger. /end third person blurb

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Behold Tami’s stable-esque guest room door.
Hello, Wilbur.

 

The million-dollar video that hurts so good: the groundbreaking vanity video for
Chris Dane Owens’ Shine On Me:

 
(After you’ve seen it once and want to see it again, head over to CDO’s website for a high resolution version.)
 
A point of bonding for Stephy and Simone: “The ABC’s of Sex Education for Trainables”

And if you needed one last thing, here’s the reason China is leaving us all in the dust: Sixteen girls on one bicycle! If you don’t care for bike tricks, closing your eyes and enjoying the music is just as good.

 


Closing song: Mr. Bungle—”Stubb (a Dub)”

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Dongtini – Episode 5

July 28, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

Stephy and Simone are together in L.A. and recording in the same room for the first time, with sexy results. You’ll hear all about the psycho hose beast on Stephy’s flight and her family reunion that was chock-full of evangelical Christians. The previous night’s INXS show is artfully deconstructed and then Simone asks hard-hitting questions about what really happens when your water breaks. Grody!

 

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Rock hags at INXS
Christian “trivia” game in a Christian ice cream store
This game must last forever.


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Dongtini – Episode 4

July 9, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

In this fourth installment of Dongtini, Simone recounts her bizarre experience with Braco (pronounced “Brat-zo”) the questionable gazing healer. Stephanie talks about her aversion to being labelled a Christian and how the likes of the Mars Hill church helps make the C-word a dirty one. Confessions about loving ‘To Catch A Predator’ are made.

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Braco’s pockets need more lining! Find out how you can help by clicking here. Books, DVDs, jewellery and Skype gazings available! Search him on YouTube for hours of gazing delight/annoyance.

Stephy wasn’t kidding about Christian popcorn.

Stephy’s recipe for Christian Popcorn

1/2 cup popcorn kernels
2 tablespoons coconut oil
Nutritional yeast
Sea salt

Heat the oil and popcorn on the stove and add the yeast and salt when it’s done popping. Mmm Christian-y.

Jesus’ profile found in popcorn.

 

When she’s not podcasting, Stephanie does some great work getting up the noses of Mark Driscoll and other creeps at Mars Hill “church” (read: cult) in Seattle. Check out her fake Mark Driscoll account that has caused his lawyers to get in touch.

Stephy’s parody Twitter account for Mark Driscoll

Some greatest hits from ‘To Catch A Predator’


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Dongtini – Episode 3

June 25, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

Simone was out of town but Dongtini is back! This week the ladies discuss Stephy’s workplace crying and a lesbian Christian comedienne she was fortunate (?) enough to experience. Simone touches upon her travels but gets on the sorry subject of women’s restrooms and each delivers a Reading From The Heart (which has a thrilling conclusion if you make it all the way to bitter end).

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Here’s a promotional video for The Big Penis Book, the subject of Stephy’s Reading From The Heart.

And a photo Simone snapped from the book some time ago:

See the NSFW image here



And tune in next week to hear Simone’s report after attending a Braco gazing session. Here’s a taste:




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