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Dongtini — Episode 48

June 13, 2012 in AIDS lifecycle, arby's, Podcast, taco bell, things that go bump in the night

On this episode: Simone speaks to the ethics of naming your baby something lispy, Stephy was positive a serial killer broke in, and some guy hurt his junk at Arby’s. Also: Taco Bell news, Nickelback, a Bill story, and a megachurch domestic violence fail.

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Dongtini – Episode 48

Simone and Listener Ryan at the Lifecycle finish line!

Stephy ate all of these in one sitting.

This was the Crossing Church in Minnesota’s response to this cry for help.

We critically acclaim this review.

Closing song: Cliff Richard — “It’ll Be Me”

Tags: a bill story, arby's, crossing church, domestic violence, lisps, listener micah, listener ryan, nickelback, taco bell, who the bleep did i marry?
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Dongtini — Episode 35

March 16, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: We recorded with Ben and Aaron from the Grapes of Rad and did a Taco Bell Doritos Locos taco taste test (Ben: “I’m gonna fold”), discussed leaving evangelicalism + atheism + heaven + hell + karma, the special way Amy Grant holds a microphone, sympathetic chest pain, the Holy Rollers blackjack documentary, epic sleeptalking (Simone: “I’d like to have a nocturnal adventure”), religion is based on fear and control, hypocrisy in general, Aaron teaches Simone the Sinner’s Prayer, heaven kinda sounds boring, being imaginative and open, atheists and Christians having a peaceable conversation about belief, Peter Rollins, writing people off (Ben: “I have a hard time writing people on”), the word retarded, Christian culture teaches people to disassociate and finally, becoming who you are under the layers of “have to” and “should.”

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Dongtini – Episode 35

Doritos'd for her pleasure.

How Amy Grant holds her mic. (The picture credit says Steve Hill which is too weird because Stephy's maiden name is Hill. Stephanie Hill! Steve Hill! Ooo!)

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Closing song: Sex Pistols—”God Save The Queen”

Tags: aaron mason, belief, ben parsons, christianity atheism, grapes of rad, heaven, religion, taco bell
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Dongtini — Episode 33

February 29, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: The story of how Simone and Stephanie met, more roommate horror stories, a listener voicemail that would make Taco Bell very upset, another listener voicemail about spirituality in connection to art, Simone was evangelized by a stranger, and Stephy thinks U2 should just stay home and take a nap.

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Dongtini – Episode 33

Simone with Jerry Levine who played Stiles in Teen Wolf and the infamous "What are you looking at dicknose" print

The lads. Simone’s blog post deconstructing the loss of Supergrass is here.

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Kids these days! They'd rather be famous than a vet or a doctor.

Have your say! Leave a comment here.

Closing song: Supergrass — “Richard III” (One of our favourite songs EVER. Listen and convert.)

Tags: glasses, near sighted, raisin bran, roommates, short sighted, taco bell, teen wolf, truth in art
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Dongtini — Episode 30

February 8, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone and Stephy discuss the disparaging portrayal of Margaret Thatcher and the possibility that gender discrimination is at hand, Simone has something to say about Man Buns, Stephy shares her disgusting association with the Footprints poem, and a new artisanally-crafted True Story From Bill™ is read.

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Dongtini — Episode 30


Madonna on her creepy, child bride, Catholic first communion day.

Why not make the Footprints poem a part of you?

Unacceptable man bun.

If she was a man would they have focused so much on her Alzheimer’s? Huh?

Closing song: Secret Chiefs 3 (feat. Mike Patton) —”La Chanson de Jacky”

Tags: communion, confirmation, footprints poem, iron lady, man buns, roommates, taco bell
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Dongtini — Episode 21

December 7, 2011 in Podcast

On this episode: the excruciating Virgin Diaries trailer, Dongtacular Vernacular, Taco Bell is going to think twice next time they discriminate against wheelchairs in their drive-thru, Simone’s game that requires Henry Rollins poetry, and Axe body spray gets a proper reaming by Neil Hamburger. Special feature: Stephy distorting! It’s like her trademark!™

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Dongtini — Episode 21

Big Tasty’s Dongtini inspired hand turkey.

Tasty does $20 Doodles on the last Sunday of every month in Burbank.
Head over there, LA peeps! He’s the breast.

Big Tasty gallantly provides Simone with his 15-year-old Taco Bell name tag. Treasured.

Amber Harvey who rammed into and smashed a Taco Bell door when they
wouldn’t serve her at the drive-thru window in her wheelchair.

The most painful trailer ever.

The new and unnecessary Three Stooges. Be annoyed.

Senior pics gone excellently.

f$700

Seven hundred fucking dollars.

(courtesy of Dongtacular Vernacular)

Stephy’s picture that David saw in a hot local singles ad on Facebook.

Stephy’s pick for Simone’s hottest Facebook photo.
She swears not just because it’s blurry.

Simone’s 5th pick for Stephy’s hottest Facebook photo.
The the other four were all pictures of Lily Allen.

Closing song: Ween – “Waving My Dick In The Wind”

Tags: axe body spray, dongtacular vernacular, facebook watchdog, hand turkeys, henry rollins, mad dog, neil hamburger, pure henry, taco bell, virgin diaries
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Dongtini — Episode 17

November 9, 2011 in Podcast

On this episode: touching the brains of deceased Chinese political prisoners, receiving tragic news late at night, Christians are assholes, and a hard look at Christian love is taken before reverting the conversation back to wieners. (Sound news: Stephy was distorting all over the place, you’ll just have to deal with it.)

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Dongtini — Episode 17


Simone as Cordelia Ghastlie, a character from fabric.

Onion article: Time Traveler says everyone in the future eats Dippin’ Dots

And here’s a clip from “Scared Straight.” Will scare you so bad, put on an adult undergarment before watching.

Closing song: East 17 – “House Of Love”

Tags: after-school specials, digital rape, dippin’ dots, halloween, loving your enemy, scared straight, taco bell
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Dongtini — Episode 15

October 26, 2011 in Podcast

On this episode: this week Stephy ventured onto a Christian college campus and had PTSD flashbacks; Simone made a critically acclaimed appearance on the Lavender Hour; there really should be an age limit on hickey display; Taco Bell ridiculosity (I actually am a taco, ocifer).

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Dongtini — Episode 15

Click here to listen to Simone’s so-so appearance on The Lavender Hour!

According to this man’s ID, he is a taco.

Stephy loves Eugene Peterson enough to venture onto the SPU campus, and that is a lot. Here is Eugene speaking a bit on faith outside the church:

Gentle, adorable, grandfatherly Eugene talking about what motivated him to translate the Bible from the original languages:

Click the wanky tweet for Stephy’s post on theolojizzing.

Commence fan photo onslaught!

Simone and Richard Simmons

Stephy, Simone and Richard

Simone, Stephy, Richard & Jona

Bunion, Simone and Richard

Thus concludes the onslaught of Richard Simmons

Closing song: Midlake—”Roscoe”
RIP Nigel Emery, who first played this song for us. You were the zaniest Supergrass roadie ever.

Tags: eugene peterson, feline sexuality, hickeys, richard simmons, taco bell
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Dongtini – Episode 9

September 12, 2011 in Podcast

Simone is back from England and ready to tell you about brothel signs, shoddy plumbing and seeing Pulp. Stephy talks about going to a Christian camp in Texas called…Camp Peniel. And on the penile subject, Simone has the horrifying details of a product called Rape Axe which is guaranteed to make your rapist very, very sorry.

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Dongtini – Episode 9