Dongtini September 2012

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Dongtini — Episode 63

September 26, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone is disappointed in Tony Danza, Stephy’s eardrums aren’t the same after Bob Mould, we feel the celebrities had it coming, and the iPhone 5 can go straight to hell. Also: Texts From An Anonymous Dong Doctor, Stephy reviews movies purely for their vibe and opening credits, Simone went on a scavenger hunt at a chocolate salon, and by the way, chocolate factories should not smell like farts.

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Dongtini – Episode 63

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Promo for “Teach: Tony Danza”

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Tupac Loves Tony Danza

The iPhone can bite us.

A naughty submissive wants to wait in line for the iPhone 5 for you.

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An adult dream Simone will never realise.

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Bob Mould hurt Stephy’s eardrums and she liked it.

Closing song: Of Montreal — “Gronlandic Edit”

Tags: android, bob mould, celebrity schadenfreude, chocolate factories, house of the devil, iPhone mania, legends of the hidden temple, movie reviews, shut up litle man!, texts from an anonymous dong doctor, tony danza, toynbee tiles
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Dongtini — Episode 62

September 19, 2012 in Podcast, Uncategorized by dongtini

On this episode: Simone receives a divine revelation from Tim Gunn, Stephy rants about self-indulgent sermon intro videos in church, and scientists are growing dongs in petri dishes. Also: Mormon fundamentalism, death by silicone dong injection, Supergrass worship, the state with the highest porn and antidepressant consumption, Judah’s Ideas for Improving Stephen Hawking’s Life, Uplifting Dong News, Simone makes it work, and the phone call deciding Dongtini’s fate almost didn’t happen. Who’s the boss now, Tony Danza?

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Dongtini – Episode 62

Tim Gunn tells Simone she’s very stylish with a stunning head to toe look! And he knows what he’s talking about!

And here’s the written endorsement!

Would you let this woman near your dong? Results could be fatal.

Tim Gunn & Andre at Red Lobster

Petri dish dongs

That is some fucked up, repugnant shit.

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“Andre, you really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster.”

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Take one of an expensive wanky church video. Don’t think about how many hungry people this could have fed.

And here is Michael Buckingham’s post on sermon series intro videos that made Stephy so very sad.

Closing song: Elton John feat. Simone Turkington — “Tony Danza

Tags: christian culture being dicks, cults, dongs, Judah's Ideas For Improving Stephen Hawking's Life, mormon fundamentalism, religion, tim gunn, tony danza, uplifting dong news
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Dongtini — Episode 61

September 12, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone is troubled by Nerve’s list of the sexiest women in comedy, we have diseased wiener reports from a real live dong physician, and Stephy’s doctor is way too hot. Also: marital discord, Sassy magazine, the post-argument high, getting high-pressure sales pitches from artist friends, undocumented women affected by violence, the new Neil Hamburger podcast, when friends become critically ill, and Stephy’s new and continued adventures in texting wrong numbers.

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Dongtini – Episode 61

The pendulous genital wart drawn by a real live dong doctor.

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Bic for her commercial

Closing song: Kahimi Karie — “Good Morning World”

Tags: girls night, marital discord, neil hamburger, pushy artist friends, Sassy magazine, sexiest women in comedy, texting the wrong number, Texts From A Real Live Dong Doctor, when friends become critically ill
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Dongtini — Episode 60

September 5, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: the ladies are outraged by Mars Hill’s stupid dating advice, Stephy found a Christian blog that says “when you get to know your husband’s penis, you honor God,” and our husbands read a transcript of one of our episodes (Gregg playing the role of Simone, David playing the role of Stephy). Also: Amazon reviews written by geniuses, fried chicken, BJ camp, and words Simone hates. The onus is on YOU.

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Dongtini – Episode 60

This woman has 3 things she thinks you should probably know about your husband’s dong.