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Dongtini — Episode 56

August 8, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone goes camping with only a yoga mat and internet access, Stephy’s meme pisses off Glenn Beck, and mean people on Facebook need to fuck off. Also: the Kazakhstan national anthem debacle, Peter Rollins the Irish philosopher, single parenting, female peeing contraptions (gross), the OTHER Simone & Stephanie, and things we learned during the opening ceremonies.

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Dongtini – Episode 56

Beautiful Barton’s candy shop. Be cool like Simone and @SandiV and make it YOUR phone wallpaper!

The beautiful mid-century modern home of Sandi Vincent that Simone got to visit in Portland.

Simone resorts to public urination for the Foo Fighters, only for their career to soon turn to public defection.

This came up when googling “camping sucks.”

Stephy’s incindiary meme.

Glenn mad.

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Borat version of Kazakhstan national anthem played at Kuwait sporting event!

Closing song: Gene McDaniels — “Tower of Strength”

Tags: camping sucks, chick-fil-a, ChickFilA vs. gays, disgusting peeing contraptions, facebook, facebook assholes, glenn beck, midcentury design, opening ceremonies, peter rollins, single parenting, travel john
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Dongtini — Episode 55

August 1, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Stephy vents about Jesus Camp, Simone debunks the revisionist history of 90210, a listener voicemail about cocktails, and the Dongtini husbands David and Gregg appear to play a disgusting round of Would You Rather? Also: Stephy really hates camping, and Simone’s post-Boobtini revelation.

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Dongtini – Episode 55

Brandon Walsh wants you to trust him.

David and Gregg are Olympic medalists at this.

Photo Stephy took in the Christian bookstore during Jesus Camp.

Simone’s coworker scales disgusting new heights.

If you’d like to participate in a serious vagina study conducted by the Australian National University, click here!

Closing song: Tennis Pro — “Camping With A Girl”

Tags: 90210, boobs, box office records, brandon walsh, bug me bucks, facebook, tiny bubbles
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Dongtini — Episode 51

July 4, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone discovers more Facebook wankery, Stephy’s son is asking about sex, fruitless googling for penis table smack and enlarged labia, and Woody Allen should be put down. Plus: a Reading From The Heart, Peter Rollins, Luke Burbank, dumb Kickstarter requests, and that Back To The Future hoax. P.S. We need boob episode participants!

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Dongtini – Episode 51

“Dong Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead”

Facebook’s next move towards world domination

Click here to take your email back from Facebook, those bastards.

If you believed this was real, you’re a bad Back to the Future fan.

Closing song: Clownvis Presley — “Call The Dongline”

Tags: back to the future hoax, clownvis presely, facebook, kickstarter, peter rollins, superglue penis
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Dongtini — Episode 47

June 6, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Stephy is tormented by her least favorite words, Simone was sorted into fucking Hufflepuff, Kings of Leon are the new Nickelback, and does them calling it rock mean we have to call it rock? Plus: Napalm Death, Jerry Only, Richard Simmons, dong wallpaper poll results, and Veet for Men vs. knob and bollocks.

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Dongtini – Episode 47

Simone Richard Stephy

Simone Stephy Richard and Listener Jona!

Simone receives disgruntled tweets.

On Pottermore, The Sorting Hat placed Simone in Hufflepuff which apparently is like going to fat camp in the wizarding world.

Competitive Simone (Green 1) kicks ass at laser tag and basks in the respect of a handful of nerds.

Stephy received a Jerry Only action figure from Listener Kevin

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See informative Amazon reviews of gastric bypass tubes used by civilians here. (Thanks, Listener Jona)

Closing song: Unknown violinist and cellist via YouTube — “The Legend of Zelda (Dungeon Theme)”

Tags: bath salts, face eating, facebook, hufflepuff, kings of leon, laser tag, Listener Chris, Listener Janie, Listener Kevin, moist, panties, pottermore, richard simmons, veet for men
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Dongtini — Episode 18

November 16, 2011 in Podcast

On this episode: accents we love with a flaming passion and hate with a fiery vengance, Stephy’s Ben Gibbard impersonation, Simone has it on good authority that Facebook is out to Aldous Huxley us all, and Christians freely share unwanted details of their weird sex lives. (Sound news: Stephy was distorting all over the place, you’ll just have to deal with it.)

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Dongtini — Episode 18