On this episode: Simone makes a giant dong-centric announcement, the ladies engage in cognitive behavioral therapy, and Stephy is hit on by someone wheeling around his own urine. Also: Stephy’s certification test results, disgusting Australian spiders that clomp around and Simone’s invention for them, a church says that horse-stroking will cure your gay, something for the high-tech bulimic, an Amazon commenter extends Stephy’s husband his condolences, Ramona & Beezus, depression, the Liberacy movie, Goats In Trees reviews on Amazon, and erotica by Mr. Garrison. Five resounding stars! 

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Dongtini – Episode 77

Kids Expo in LA prepares children for a future full of disappointment and failure by encouraging them to strive for the red carpet!

Simone with a belly! Baby boy Turkington poses with the De Lorean for the first of many times in his life.

Simone screamed after opening this picture when she knew what she was doing, so click here only if you want to see a hunstman spider.

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The Aspire Assist A-Tube! The weight management system Simone invented.

HOW? WHY? AND SO CUTE!

Closing song: Lily Allen — “Everything’s Just Wonderful”