Dongtini — Episode 28

January 25, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Seattle’s snowmageddon thwarts Simone’s visit to Stephy, debauchery in a drive-thru, the gift of penis straws, hilarious parodies of cult-ish megachurch leaders, and are goatees the new mullet?
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 Simone’s magic kit, recently uncovered in Melbourne.

Guess which McDonald’s food item this is. Hint: it’s some kind of “meat.”
Stephy and a dong straw from listeners Chris & Carol! Fanks
Axl Rose reporting for jury duty.
Parody of Steven Furtick’s “Hey Haters” video which we hope was
directed at Jeff Breakfast’s entry for Steven’s church planting competition.
See Jeff’s entry here and see the original “Hey Haters” video here.
 
The best Hitler parody video ever made? Hitler rants about Mark Driscoll.
Stephy thinks this may be the greatest thing humanity has accomplished this century.
Insane true story of spiritual abuse at Mars Hill church by blog Jesus Needs New PR.
Click the image of Mark Driscoll to read and be sure to check out part two.


Closing song: Perry Como—”Seattle”

Dongtini — Episode 27

January 19, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone’s lingering shame over being mistakenly placed in remedial English in year 7, Stephy advises using profanity to make speech therapy fun and Simone explains how God slipped away from her.

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The inspiration for Simone’s manifesto Murder Behind The Curtain.

 

Read more about Ryan Dobson compareing homosexuality to alcoholism here.

 

This week in Readings From The Heart
 
Closing song: Pulp—”Something Changed”

Dongtini — Episode 26

January 11, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: our New Year’s Eves, people born with double junk, disrupting the space-time continuum, male masseuses making you feel weird, Simone went to see Vanilla Ice, and the very best/worst/meanest Would You Rather? in Dongtini history.

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Dongtini — Episode 26

Simone’s impression of Stephanie when she saw a handicapped
person wearing a helmet in line for a merry-go-round.
Austin Powers impersonator that so delighted Simone


The trailer for Cool As Ice. A thing of beauty and a joy forever.

BELOW ARE THE PICTURES OF THE UNUSUAL COUPLE!

Extremely NSFW so we made it so you have to click to see them. You’re welcome.

Click to see the two-wienered man. Click to see two-vagina’d lady. Click to see diphallia.


Breakfast At Tiffany’s trailer. Racism alert at 2:16.


A mash-up of Hollywood racism, old and new.

Click here for tales of Stephanie’s wildly racist former coworker, Hammerhead.

 

Closing song: Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazelwood — “Summer Wine”

Dongtini – Episode 25

January 4, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: a listener’s Christmas torment at the hands of her family (spoiler alert: disgusting gift from Grandma), sordid details of  Stephy’s sorority days and we now have voicemail! Call us! 1-323-301- DONG

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Stephy’s old sorority house. Yeah.


What kind of person wouldn’t want Afrosheen as a white elephant gift?


The trailer for Cormac McCarthy’s post-apocalyptic romp “The Road.”

This dog’s name is probably Bianca.




Closing song: Bon Jovi/Wham! mashup—”Careless or Dead”