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Dongtini — Episode 130

June 29, 2015 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Simone’s magic getaway, Stephy gets on Kelly Oxford’s bad side, raising money to keep Veronica and her kids in their home, Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest,the Anita Hill documentary, Meatless Mondays, promoting vegetarianism, Mark Burnett’s narcissism vs. airplane bathroom sink, MC Chicken Bitches, and TWO Dongs In The News™!

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Dongtini – Episode 130

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Closing song: Elvis Presley — “Edge of Reality”

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Dongtini — Episode 129

June 18, 2015 in Podcast by dongtini

Stephanie received a disgusting gift, Simone debuts a disgusting combination of words, never google “squirt,” the dirty Dutch dating show “Adam Looking For Eve,” the Australian women’s drama that is superior to OITNB, “It’s a prison of bogans!”, Judah was asked on a date, sexist chapstick, we gag trying to say gross word combinations, and smug moms on social media. **Special Dongtini points awarded to listeners informing the Dude Stick guy that we are talking about his dumb campaign.

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Dongtini – Episode 129

 

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This is the handprint that made Simone sick. #vaginalfloraThis is the handprint that made Simone sick. #vaginalflora
Does your regular lip balm make you feel like a nancy boy? GET DUDE STICKDoes your regular lip balm make you feel like a nancy boy? GET DUDE STICK

Closing song: Tony Orlando — “Candida”

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Dongtini — Episode 128

June 2, 2015 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: The fall of the Duggars makes for 21 dongs and counting, the word “squirt” is gross but pretentious chocolate is delicious, and Stephy commiserates with Simone about memory hoarding. Also: a cat named Sirloin Beeftips, who uses the default tone?!, a listener call about the Squit app, Taco Bell News™, letters of complaint to makers of pretentious chocolate, using Shazam for songs that you hate, and a very rambunctious Dong In The News™. **SPECIAL NOTE: Stephy says that Jordan Root from The Village Church actually committed abuse against children, but upon investigation, at this writing he has only admitted to viewing material featuring children and fantasizing to thoughts of children under his care.**

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Dongtini – Episode 128

vosgesVosges: the most pretentious chocolate you’ll ever love.

 

According to Shazam's files, Simone loves Daughtry and Stephy loves Amy Grant. (Only one of these is true.)According to Shazam’s files, Simone loves Daughtry and Stephy loves Amy Grant. (Only one of these is true.)

 

He's looking at you, Simone. He says "I like what I see."He’s looking at you, Simone. He says “I like what I see.”

 Closing song: Faith No More — “Sol Invictus”

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