Dongtini — Episode 94
July 25, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini
On this episode: Richard Dawkins’ social manner, conception as a group effort, Jon Hamm’s Griffith Park hiking trail, Luke Burbank, gay guy attention > straight guy attention, objectively cute babies, Hemlock Grove, disappointment with fudge, and a Dongtini book club proposal.
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One woman’s struggle to reuse her penis cake pan is detailed here.
Closing song: The Mynabirds — “Numbers Don’t Lie”
Firstly, Simone you should know I’m not really a baby person but I would agree Quincy is objectively cute. You could seriously put him next to a baby panda and it would hold up.
I CONCUR.
Secondly, I was telling everyone that Hemlock Grove was the The Room of teen horror series! I was tweeting all my favourite bits but no one would bite! Glad to see more people actually agree with me now!
“I didn’t kill her, I figured it was you. Me? Why would I do it? Why would I? People are saying you’re a werewolf”
Girl: “How do you explain dancing to someone with no legs?” Guy: “I have legs that won’t quit”
“You know I could never keep the Bronte sisters straight. Which one do fat goth girls learn how to masturbate to?”
It really is some Tommy Wiseau level writing!
You have just inspired me to watch some more, Eugene.
I have that cake pan and vary the flavor/frosting depending on the race and pubic hair coloring of the partner of whoever is celebrating a birthday. My ultimate goal is to do a custard filling that shoots out the head when you plop the cake down. I may also attempt to make a sticky toffee pudding in the pan, because, as you know if you’ve ever had it, the topping has the consistency of warm jizz.
Hey! Love your show. I saw this news story and couldn’t help but show you; apparently not everyone is predisposed to think their child is cute!
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/world/man-sues-over-ugly-baby-jian-feng-chinese-man-sues-wife-after-she-has-extremely-ugly-baby-girl