Dongtini — Episode 86
March 28, 2013 in Podcast by dongtini
On this episode: Simone reads the recipe for Resurrection Rolls (SPOILER ALERT the tomb is empty) and Stephy thinks Passion Of The Christ is a snuff film. Also: an Amazon review of a David Hasselhoff album, a woman bites off a dong in Florida, The Room’s tell-all book, we hate the word sensual, the eternal dilemma of entitlement, and our favorite thing Neil Hamburger ever said.
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You know you want some nice homemade Resurrection Rolls.
Closing song: David Hasselhoff — “Hot Shot City”
They left out the last step of the resurrection rolls: eating them for communion.
Stephanie, you can get cheese powder here:http://www.firehousepantrystore.com/cheesepowders.html?gclid=CNDKlpTroLYCFQnznAodcSkAIA
NOM NOM NOM
Stephy I voted for you till my fingers bled and I was so upset that you lost! If I wasn’t already faithles this would have made me lose my faith! Where is the justice!?!?
The arc of the moral universe is long, Eugene, but it bends towards justice.
Had to share – Pintester trying out Resurrection Rolls: http://pintester.com/2013/03/resurrection-rolls/
“Jesus had leaked all over my cookie sheet.” The best.
Florida man/Florida woman needs to be an ongoing segment. So funny!
Thanks, Nate! Glad you liked it! I feel like Grapes of Rad already covers Florida. What’s the next most fucked up state?
As a Canadian I can’t be totally sure, but I have a hunch that Nevada might be a good source for ridiculous Man/Woman headlines.
I never thought about it, but it does seem Nevada would be rife with meth labs. *scurries to investigate*
As a filthy foreigner I don’t want to sound too judgey but I don’t think any state could hope to beat Florida. However, this guy sounds like a contender: Arkansas Man! http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/03/23/arkansas-man-reportedly-admits-to-fake-knife-attack-so-could-impress-woman-1526928119/
Another one for Arkansas man! I’m sensing a theme… http://www.inquisitr.com/584857/man-stages-fake-rape-rescue-to-impress-a-girl/