Simone is back from England and ready to tell you about brothel signs, shoddy plumbing and seeing Pulp. Stephy talks about going to a Christian camp in Texas called…Camp Peniel. And on the penile subject, Simone has the horrifying details of a product called Rape Axe which is guaranteed to make your rapist very, very sorry.
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Simone, For most of the 20th century Soho was the centre of the sex trade in London so that Soho was synonymous with prostitution. To a lot of Brits that reputation lives on which probably explains the signs. (If you like trivia the name Soho is from an old hunting cry – Soho used to be a wood outside London used for hunting!)
I feel I must defend the reputation of British plumbers (most of whom are Polish these days) by saying that we do expect a toilet to flush first time – a toilet that doesn't flush properly is faulty and needs to be fixed!
On Rape Axe I find it sad, but understandable, that such a product exists. My wife, daughter and daughter-in-law all carry a rape alarm in case they find themselves in a potentially dangerous situation.
God bless ladies and keep up teh good work. Hugh
P.S. Word verification = mings which the Urban Dictionary defines as "A human who possesses limitless knowledge and infinite wisdom."
Thanks for the Soho info, Hugh! I will follow up on Soho's history as a wood. I didn't realise Soho was once hooker central. It sure doesn't look like it now!
As for your plumbing, I must defend my claims against your plumbing. I've stayed in so many places from a Pontin's holiday camp, to people's homes to nice hotels and the problem persists! Even the Aussie flushes shit all over the British ones. Sorry. (See what I did there?)
As for Rape Axe, there's a real jump in fear from carry an alarm to walking around with one of those inside which is indeed really sad to be going around with that level of fear that something happen.
Thanks for listening!
P.S. As for mings, apparently my knowledge was limited to not knowing what that meant prior to your definition.
The song "Twerk" by Lady came up on my iPod today after I listened to your Dongcast(TM). I immediately thought about when Steph challenged/threatened Simone to listen to a Jay-Z song. I'm pretty confident that Simone will abhor "Twerk" and Stephanie will have it on permanent rotation. I desperately want this song to be covered by Kid Bopz.
This talk of the Rape-aXe makes me think the Dongtini committee should schedule a viewing of the movie "Teeth." You will either be barfing all night or filled with glee, perhaps both! Warning: it presents itself quite seriously, even with a bit of poignance.
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Simone, For most of the 20th century Soho was the centre of the sex trade in London so that Soho was synonymous with prostitution. To a lot of Brits that reputation lives on which probably explains the signs. (If you like trivia the name Soho is from an old hunting cry – Soho used to be a wood outside London used for hunting!)
I feel I must defend the reputation of British plumbers (most of whom are Polish these days) by saying that we do expect a toilet to flush first time – a toilet that doesn't flush properly is faulty and needs to be fixed!
On Rape Axe I find it sad, but understandable, that such a product exists. My wife, daughter and daughter-in-law all carry a rape alarm in case they find themselves in a potentially dangerous situation.
God bless ladies and keep up teh good work. Hugh
P.S. Word verification = mings which the Urban Dictionary defines as "A human who possesses limitless knowledge and infinite wisdom."
Thanks for the Soho info, Hugh! I will follow up on Soho's history as a wood. I didn't realise Soho was once hooker central. It sure doesn't look like it now!
As for your plumbing, I must defend my claims against your plumbing. I've stayed in so many places from a Pontin's holiday camp, to people's homes to nice hotels and the problem persists! Even the Aussie flushes shit all over the British ones. Sorry. (See what I did there?)
As for Rape Axe, there's a real jump in fear from carry an alarm to walking around with one of those inside which is indeed really sad to be going around with that level of fear that something happen.
Thanks for listening!
P.S. As for mings, apparently my knowledge was limited to not knowing what that meant prior to your definition.
The above exchange delighted me, this sentence in particular: "I will follow up on Soho's history as a wood."
Is rape axe available for the anus? If so, what colors?
No, and brown.
Hahahha! Damn. A gurl can dream.
The song "Twerk" by Lady came up on my iPod today after I listened to your Dongcast(TM). I immediately thought about when Steph challenged/threatened Simone to listen to a Jay-Z song. I'm pretty confident that Simone will abhor "Twerk" and Stephanie will have it on permanent rotation. I desperately want this song to be covered by Kid Bopz.
Video probably NSFW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPhYRtK0fBU
My favorite part is at :39 secs.
This talk of the Rape-aXe makes me think the Dongtini committee should schedule a viewing of the movie "Teeth." You will either be barfing all night or filled with glee, perhaps both! Warning: it presents itself quite seriously, even with a bit of poignance.