On this episode: touching the brains of deceased Chinese political prisoners, receiving tragic news late at night, Christians are assholes, and a hard look at Christian love is taken before reverting the conversation back to wieners. (Sound news: Stephy was distorting all over the place, you’ll just have to deal with it.)

Dongtini — Episode 17

Simone as Cordelia Ghastlie, a character from fabric.

Onion article: Time Traveler says everyone in the future eats Dippin’ Dots

And here’s a clip from “Scared Straight.” Will scare you so bad, put on an adult undergarment before watching.