On this episode: a chronically misdialed number plagues Simone, adorable elephants paint with their trunks, Tim Tebow is really, really annoying, and the world wanking champion are discussed.

Simone gets calls meant for this company all the time. Read her post about it here.

Stephy’s post on Tim Tebow is here.

If you had to…which one?

Darling elephants painting! Squee!!!

Joni Eareckson Tada, mouth-drawer of Christian horses.

Pricasso gives former Australian Prime Minister, John Howard a proper rogering.

The Vice documentary about North Korea is here and it’s fascinating.

Stephy’s 2-part podcast with David Bazan from Pedro The Lion is here.Things we discussed: why Newt Gingrich has a chance in hell, Carman grabbed my ass one time, how to ruin a funeral, non-practicing evangelicalism, Joseph Campbell, not knowing is scary, What Would Pastors’ Kids Do?, Santa’s influence on Bazan’s view of God, masturbation, Stephy was in a Dr. James Dobson video in 1991,  using “Bug Me Bucks” to deal with ideological clashes at family gatherings, tits and ass, underdogs, abandonment and those you turn their backs on you if you stop believing their religion, and Morning Loaf with The Rev. Jeff Breakfast.