by Dongtini – Episode 120
January 19, 2015 in Podcast by dongtini
On today’s show, Simone holds Stephy to her tough standards on using simpler words, Simone makes some progress with her own word tomorrocado, and Stephy surprsingly doesn’t have a problem with new year’s resolutions. Also: a gunman is seen in Stephy’s kid’s school district, using Taco Bell to spread the good news, taking a 13 year old to a rave, nostalgia makes determining quality confusing, Simone sees a new Johnny Depp billboard and loses her shit, and Stephy screws up a handshake even after being forewarned.
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Dongtini – Episode 120
UPVOTE SIMONE’S WORD, TOMORROCADO IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE ADVANCEMENT OF LANGUAGE!!!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
The fucking Mortdecai poster that’s terrorising the citizens of Los Angeles.Closing song: Right Said Fred – “I’m Too Sexy”
Man that Eric Hovind has all of his dad’s smug douchiness with none of the charm. His dad – Kent Hovind – is the reason I used to be a young earth creationist. He had a lot of influence in churces here and he was also science advisor to Jack Chick whenever he did a tract on evolution. Thing is, the guy was a great salesman, he made his nutty ideas sound like the only option worth choosing. Which is bad because he didn’t just dislike evolution, he was into every conspiracy theory you can imagine, from the Illuminati trying to kill us all with chemtrails to doctors hiding the fact that seeds cure cancer. That all caught up with him when his failure to differenciate fantasy from reality caused him to stop paying taxes because he was a citizen of the Kingdom of God and not the United States. Surprisingly enough that defense didn’t work…
Also I really hope no one throws acid in Johnny Depp’s face because then the FBI is probably going to take Simone in for questioning!
The Johnny Depp segment in this episode was so funny it made me a little light-headed. I guess I really needed to hear that, because all the ads for this movie have made me want to hide in a cabinet and never come out.
Thank you, Jessica! Glad I could help you feel a sense of unity about it! And since the recording, the movie is out and the movie and Depp are being dragged through the coals! Everyone is finally seeing what I’ve seen in his output ever since Wonka. It’s like when everyone finally caught up and realised there weren’t any WMDs, only this took way longer.