by Dongtini — Episode 67
October 26, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini
On this episode: Simone is not going to forsake her nap for an hour and a half on foreign policy, there’s nothing worse to Stephy than a sterotypical humorless feminist, and the medical condition for which the treatment is a blowjob. Also: Mitt Romney the cyborg, bullet points of why Brandon Walsh is an asshole, a bird shat on Stephy, boys don’t seem to like weddings, Simone’s beehive is trumped by Clownvis Presley, which one is it, Greg or Craig?, Conflict On The Internet™, processing abandonment issues together, disgusting overheard gossip in Starbucks, pronounciation debates, Stephy is getting her ass handed to her while her husband is on tour, binders full o’ women, Talk Time, Neil Hamburger, and Simone tells a story so embarrassing she’s never even talked about it with BUNION. We hope you enjoy this episode. If you have any complaints you can speak them into a man’s penis.
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Clownvis’s hair bests Simone’s beehive.
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Clownvis on America’s Got Talent
Nectar of the Tards™ (Stephanie loves it)Closing song: Ted Leo & the Pharmacists — “Woke Up Near Chelsea”
Here in SA we also pronounce the T in fillet and if cooking shows are any indication, the same goes for the UK. Must be a British commonwealth thing, perhaps it started as a screw you to the French or something. Anyway, I’m pretty sure it’s only the French and Americans who pronounce fillet with a silent T at the end.
Besides, great British puns like “She was only a Fishmongers daughter but she could lay it on the slab and say fillet” just wouldn’t work if you don’t pronounce the t in fillet!
Gotta mostly back Stephanie up on the “coke” thing. I’m from Georgia and that’s always been the case. Anything brown and carbonated is Coke, regardless of what company makes it. We don’t go so far as to lump Sprite or Mountain Dew in there, but everything else qualifies. My Nashville and Florida friends are on board with that as well.
Things I loved from this episode:
-“Stephy just keeps bitching, like dumb cunts tend to do!”
-The trumpet sound after Stephanie says she’s having the worst weekend of her life, and after the overheard coversation about the fuckbuddy being on her period!
-Learning about Clownvis (I LOVE the DongLine theme song, and his appearance on America’s Got Talent was really funny!)
-You used a song from Jesus Christ Superstar for a background song! I’m a HUGE fan of JCS, and I was actually Jesus in it one year! Here’s the pic that was in some local newspapers – http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=101642113179181
I also got to meet Ted Neeley (Jesus in the movie) – http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=101673039842755
-BTW, speaking of Moutain Dew, did you ladies ever see this? They had a contest to name a new Green Apple flavor of it, but an internet group thought it would be funny as hell (which is was) to hijack it by flooding it with votes for stupid names. Pepsi actually had to revoke the contest bc of it! Hahaha! Here’s an article about it! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/13/4chan-mountain-dew_n_1773076.html
-Lastly, my long-winded self was a part of the episode! Hooray!
Yay Michael for being a fastidious listener! Gold star!