by Dongtini — Episode 50
June 27, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini
On this episode: Simone shares her research on super glue in one’s peehole, Stephy has super glue on her teeth and it isn’t going anywhere, YOU ARE NOT A VEGETARIAN IF YOU EAT FISH, and we answer a voicemail about mean blog commenters. Plus: transvestite piggyback assault charges, the comedy of Rob Delaney, Christian Aguilera schadenfreude, and Rick Warren is a paranoid ass-clown.
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Christina’s leg leak. Period or spray tan? Which would YOU prefer?
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Rick Warren’s paranoid email to his Saddleback Church staff.[Click here for rabid commenting on the above by the outraged Stuff Christian Culture Likes community.]
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Awww, you guys! That was such a sweet response, I don’t even care about the phone bill it was totally worth it!!
I ended up responding to this lady via blog post since it was pretty clear she wasn’t really asking for dialogue anyway. Still not sure how she found me in the first place, since it’s pretty weird for someone to really go out of their way just to find someone online to be offended by! Mind you I did some posts about Modesty recently and I quoted from some really fundamentalist websites (and linked to it) so perhaps one of those tracked back to me. Not really important, just wanted to say thanks for all the kindness!
I’ve never had to worry about superglue in my peehole UNTIL NOW! And it could happen too! Not because I’m the kind of idiot who would do it but because criminals in South Africa are horrible and creative people! Check this out: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/may/03/southafrica.andrewmeldrum
Robbers stripped a guy naked and superglued him to an exercise bike! So now I feel like I have to have a worst case scenario plan for a superglued peehole! Wonder if you can do something like a tracheotomy? Slice it open and stick in an empty ballpoint pen tube or something, just so you don’t explode! I wonder if you drink a whole bottle of vinegar if your pee would turn acidic enough to dissolve the glue? Thanks, this is going to keep me up tonight!
I voted spray tan, not because period would be too horrible, but because that’s a lot of liquid just to be sweat and I think she peed a little, which for some reason, I find even more hilarious than if it were period, so im still a horrible person…but then again, we haven’t explored the possibility that it’s actually diarrhea, which might be the most hilarious scenario of all.
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But she’d probably notice if it was pee or diarrhea…so NM. This is what I get for listening to Dongtini, I’m actually spending time contemplating CA’s bodily fluids. All we know for certain is she was a bit MOIST, right Steph? (as far as I’m concerned, you deserve that for devoting podcast time to this subject!
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One day you will thank us for inspiring you to contemplate Christina Aguilera’s bodily fluids. One day….
I can’t believe diarrhoea never entered my mind as an option. I’m losing my touch.
Re mean responses to blogs: There’s a particularly ‘mean’ response to Stephy’s latest entry on “Stuff Christian Culture Likes,” she quoted bible scripture and everything, but I honestly couldn’t figure out whether or not she was supposed to be a christian? She seems to identify Stephy as an enemy, but aren’t christians supposed to love their enemies? So, I guess she’s not a christian… but then, what is she?
I honestly don’t know. That would be too much sweat in one area, I think. But who bleeds that much at once without noticing it? It would have to have soaked her underwear first…oh wait, she probably isn’t wearing any. Maybe that’s why she didn’t notice. I’m going to vote period, because it’s too dark for tan liquid.