Dongtini — Episode 26
January 11, 2012 in Podcast by dongtini
On this episode: our New Year’s Eves, people born with double junk, disrupting the space-time continuum, male masseuses making you feel weird, Simone went to see Vanilla Ice, and the very best/worst/meanest Would You Rather? in Dongtini history.
Simone’s impression of Stephanie when she saw a handicapped person wearing a helmet in line for a merry-go-round. |
Austin Powers impersonator that so delighted Simone |
The trailer for Cool As Ice. A thing of beauty and a joy forever.
BELOW ARE THE PICTURES OF THE UNUSUAL COUPLE!
Extremely NSFW so we made it so you have to click to see them. You’re welcome.
Click to see the two-wienered man. Click to see two-vagina’d lady. Click to see diphallia.
Breakfast At Tiffany’s trailer. Racism alert at 2:16.
A mash-up of Hollywood racism, old and new.
Click here for tales of Stephanie’s wildly racist former coworker, Hammerhead. |
Closing song: Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazelwood — “Summer Wine”
For the record, "sex scene" was meant in the traditional Hollywood sense–not actually sex with Fred Durst, but you and Fred appearing to delight in each other's bodies in the context of a larger story in nothingmore than an R-rated way.
Thanks for the clarification, David. I think in future we should have you on hand for such questions and further probing. Gregg loves to point out the elements I haven't taken into account and throw me deeper into a tizzy. In this case, just a sex scene, while dreadful, is an easier choice than actual intercourse. God, the word "intercourse" is gross. Perhaps that's why I enjoy saying it.
I am stuck on Stephy saying, "neked" like my mom.
That's how we say it back home.