by Dongtini – Episode 22
December 15, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini
On this episode: Stephy casts doubt on the moon landing while Simone champions the beacon of science, Simone correctly predicts the length of a live Foo Fighters jam, Would You Rather? invokes Karl Rove, and our Mars Hill exposé finally has a name.
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| Appeals to 40, 36, 9 and 6 year olds. |
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| Stephy’s son with Damien Jurado, professional conspiracy theorist. |
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| Dave Grohl hearts Jon Wurster. |
So…how is this not a cult?
Simone in Pick of Destiny at 1:31 and then really going for it at 2:30.
Closing song: The Ikettes — Camel Walk
So I had this idea, a DongTiki, you've probably already thought of it though. What I was thinking was a dong on one side, tiki on the other, and also the tiki guy has a fat dong. Then I was thinking, 'Maybe Stephanie doesn't want a DongTiki ? Should I try and personalize it more? would a DongChrist be offensive or appropriate?'. Then I thought 'Why don't I just ask them?'
And here we are! Oh, and don't be expecting these for like, Christmas or something, I'm not even sure what I'm making them out of yet. I was at the beach the other day and started hacking at a coconut tree stump with a pocket knife, only to gain blisters and a sense of failure. You might end up receiving sad lumps of Fimo.
Somehow I never thought of Dongtini! It's a fabulous idea though! I would so love to have one some day!Tiki on one side and dong on the other is truly brilliant.
I think a dong Christ is quite appropriate. He should have had one, right? I did hear a Phil Hendrie episode once where his guest said "Jesus was smooth down there. Like a Ken doll."
Take care with the coconut stump!
I did some quick sketches the other day http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g240/stickston/DSC00574.jpg as I was working on the Dongtiki I was attacked by a bee and spilled coffee on the page. As I put the crown of thorns on the Christ Dong a rainbow appeared, so I think I'm on the right track http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g240/stickston/DSC00548.jpg you can see the coconut tree stump I failed at in the bottom right …..and THEN I saw it, The Sea Dong! http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g240/stickston/DSC00588.jpg It was a good day.
Sea dong!!
Those drawings are awesome! I hope your visions come into fruition! The Sea Dong is truly remarkable. The dong has appeared to you in another vision!
I'm playing catchup listening to these so I'm a bit late commenting.
Loved yourt discussion on teh moon landings – next time debate global warming!
White men can't jam? Ever lisyened to live recordings of Cream?
Thanks, Hugh! I'm not sure if we disagree on global warming. I'll find out!
As for Cream, yes I have, and my position stands! I just hate jams, period. If I see a play or movie, I want to see the finished product, not the rehearsal.
I only recently found your awesome podcast and I'm busy listening to it all. No idea if you guys are checking your old comments but regarding Stephy's moon landing doubts there is actually an easy answer to "How can we know?" Look up the Lunar Laser Ranging Experiment. The Apollo astronauts left mirrors on the moon and anyone with a big ass laser – including Stephanie – can aim it at those mirrors and measure the beam coming back. Evidence! That is how we know if something is true or not!
Regarding Karl Rove's nipple in your mouth, was it specified that his nipple had to be attached to him?
Hi Eugene! We are checking and thanks for listening! High five on additional evidence!
Re: Rove's nipple, my oesophagus just shuddered. Twice.
Oh! I almost forgot the coolest bit of evidence out there! One of the Apollo 15 astronauts tested what your primary school science teacher no doubt told you and dropped a hammer and a feather simultaneously to see if they really will fall at the same rate when there is no atmosphere. It did! Not the easiest trick in the world to fake!
NASA article on the experiment here.
Or just check the youtube clip
Hey, you said there'd be a link to Mark talking to the group of ladies.
Did I miss it?
No, Misty! You didn't! Stephy forgot to put it in. I'll kick her ass on that. Email me at Simone@dongtini.com and I'll let you know when it's up.
Thanks, Simone. Kick her twice.