Dongtini — Episode 24

December 28, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: a chronically misdialed number plagues Simone, adorable elephants paint with their trunks, Tim Tebow is really, really annoying, and the world wanking champion are discussed.

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Simone gets calls meant for this company all the time. Read her post about it here.
Stephy’s post on Tim Tebow is here.


If you had to…which one?


Darling elephants painting! Squee!!!
Joni Eareckson Tada, mouth-drawer of Christian horses.


Pricasso gives former Australian Prime Minister, John Howard a proper rogering.

The Vice documentary about North Korea is here and it’s fascinating.

Stephy’s 2-part podcast with David Bazan from Pedro The Lion is here.Things we discussed: why Newt Gingrich has a chance in hell, Carman grabbed my ass one time, how to ruin a funeral, non-practicing evangelicalism, Joseph Campbell, not knowing is scary, What Would Pastors’ Kids Do?, Santa’s influence on Bazan’s view of God, masturbation, Stephy was in a Dr. James Dobson video in 1991,  using “Bug Me Bucks” to deal with ideological clashes at family gatherings, tits and ass, underdogs, abandonment and those you turn their backs on you if you stop believing their religion, and Morning Loaf with The Rev. Jeff Breakfast.

Closing song: Dustin Martian — Press & Play (LA)

Dongtini — Episode 23

December 22, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: disgusting yet practical Christmas gift ideas, a revolting round of Would You Rather?, and a contest for the listeners to count how many times Simone says potato salad. REWARD OFFERED.

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Biscotti from an unidentified millionaire!
Photo Simone took of embroidered towels inside the House of Gaydom
Now how are the new owners going to get that off the damn driveway?
The bedazzled staircase railing. Tasteful.
Is that King Norwood or Barack Obama?
You too can roil in your own filth with Flat D!
Playing throughout: Phil Spector’s ‘A Christmas Gift For You’ album
Closing song: Elvis Presley —Blue Christmas

Dongtini – Episode 22

December 15, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: Stephy casts doubt on the moon landing while Simone champions the beacon of science, Simone correctly predicts the length of a live Foo Fighters jam, Would You Rather? invokes Karl Rove, and our Mars Hill exposé finally has a name.

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Appeals to 40, 36, 9 and 6 year olds.
Stephy’s son with Damien Jurado, professional conspiracy theorist.
Dave Grohl hearts Jon Wurster.

So…how is this not a cult?

Simone in Pick of Destiny at 1:31 and then really going for it at 2:30.

Closing song: The Ikettes — Camel Walk

Dongtini — Episode 21

December 7, 2011 in Podcast by dongtini

On this episode: the excruciating Virgin Diaries trailer, Dongtacular Vernacular, Taco Bell is going to think twice next time they discriminate against wheelchairs in their drive-thru, Simone’s game that requires Henry Rollins poetry, and Axe body spray gets a proper reaming by Neil Hamburger. Special feature: Stephy distorting! It’s like her trademark!™


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Big Tasty’s Dongtini inspired hand turkey.
Tasty does $20 Doodles on the last Sunday of every month in Burbank.
Head over there, LA peeps! He’s the breast.
Big Tasty gallantly provides Simone with his 15-year-old Taco Bell name tag. Treasured.
Amber Harvey who rammed into and smashed a Taco Bell door when they
wouldn’t serve her at the drive-thru window in her wheelchair.

The most painful trailer ever.

The new and unnecessary Three Stooges. Be annoyed.
Senior pics gone excellently.
Seven hundred fucking dollars. 
(courtesy of Dongtacular Vernacular)
Stephy’s picture that David saw in a hot local singles ad on Facebook.
Stephy’s pick for Simone’s hottest Facebook photo.
She swears not just because it’s blurry.
Simone’s 5th pick for Stephy’s hottest Facebook photo.
The the other four were all pictures of Lily Allen.

Closing song: Ween – “Waving My Dick In The Wind”