Dongtini — Episode 100

January 29, 2014 in Podcast

100th episode extravaganza! Simone has special surprises and Stephy becomes apoplectic, and we rehash Dongtini glories and highlights. Also: Simone went to a noisy Flowers in the Attic screening,  Stephy is the unwitting recipient of a dick pic, we have a celebrity edition of Dongs in the News, the fundifeminists made a watchdog tumblr about Stephy, Facebook Watchdog, Readings From The Heart and some epic Taco Bell News.

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Dongtini – Episode 100

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Listener Jonathan’s sticky toffee puddong for Simone

Here is the controversial vine. And before you click, please internalize that this comes with a serious NSFW warning: VINE.

Read the Reddit thread about the guy with two penises here.

His real name is Anthony Scott Flippen. Makes sense somehow.

Pimentos explained. Breakfast, lunch and dinner!

 And here is Ryan Jones’ epic exchange with a scam artist. ENJOY.

Closing song: The Proclaimers (feat. Dongtini) — “100 Miles”

Dongtini — Episode 74

December 18, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone may have spammed you from her Hotmail, Stephy offended a row of Mars Hill attendees at Dave Bazan, everyone should have Ben and Aaron from the Grapes of Rad to text with during meaningfulcore openers, Rachel Demy, sleep hangovers, our movie quote contest results, Let Me Google That For You bites Simone in the ass, Stephy’s posts on Stuff Christian Culture Likes have been disappearing off of Facebook and it is super fucking suspicious, Tony Jones, the Stuff Christian Culture Likes post on covert misogyny within Christian culture, Jen Thweatt-Bates’ experiment on posing as a man online and the difference with which she was treated, people who identify as progressive are hardest to get through to because they believe they are already evolved and have arrived, 3 – 5% of the population identify as agnostic/atheist, why Stephy won’t call herself a Christian, why minority groups need the majority to come alongside them, does the label “feminist” put people on the defensive?, dealing with deep-seated biases without shame, Birdsworth’s glucosamine treats, Simone fields the question “Would you rather be an atheist or a pedophile?,” and then we cleanse your palate with Business Cat & Ikea Monkey. 

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Dongtini – Episode 74



Monroe Transfer emoticon

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Poor baby Birdsworth protecting his injured leg.
Because cats recognize this to be the shape of a fish.


Picture that Simone deems “one of the greatest pictures I’ve ever seen” and also “Mesmerising”. NSFW. Click to see full picture.
Business Cat, Esq.

Closing song: Kiss — “God Gave Rock N’ Roll To You”

Dongtini — Episode 58

August 22, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone reads the original pitch for the completely surreal Jason Alexander/Nickelback video, Stephy repeatedly texted the wrong person because she assumed they were kidding (“Seriously, you have the wrong number.” “Whatever, asspunch!”), and David and Gregg show up for another disgusting round of Would You Rather? Also: the fuck threshold, early-onset dementia, Goodreads is fun and Stephy conducts an experiment in which she shows David gay porn while he is eating dinner (conclusion: definitely do that again).

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Dongtini – Episode 58

Hamm & eggs

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Wrong number texting is fun!
Social anxiety + cursing = Dongtini’s wheelhouse.

Stephy regrets that she cannot link to the picture she showed David while he was eating but she is presently posting this from work and cannot post it yet but will soon. Watch this space!

HERE it is! Very NSFW!- Simone

And here ANOTHER ONE of the same pair that listener Michael found post episode the airing of this episode!

And here are the Goodreads links for Stephy and Simone.

Closing song: Suzi Quatro and Chris Norman — “Stumblin’ In”

Dongtini — Episode 26

January 11, 2012 in Podcast

On this episode: our New Year’s Eves, people born with double junk, disrupting the space-time continuum, male masseuses making you feel weird, Simone went to see Vanilla Ice, and the very best/worst/meanest Would You Rather? in Dongtini history.

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Dongtini — Episode 26

Simone’s impression of Stephanie when she saw a handicapped
person wearing a helmet in line for a merry-go-round.
Austin Powers impersonator that so delighted Simone

The trailer for Cool As Ice. A thing of beauty and a joy forever.


Extremely NSFW so we made it so you have to click to see them. You’re welcome.

Click to see the two-wienered man. Click to see two-vagina’d lady. Click to see diphallia.

Breakfast At Tiffany’s trailer. Racism alert at 2:16.

A mash-up of Hollywood racism, old and new.

Click here for tales of Stephanie’s wildly racist former coworker, Hammerhead.


Closing song: Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazelwood — “Summer Wine”

Dongtini – Episode 22

December 15, 2011 in Podcast

On this episode: Stephy casts doubt on the moon landing while Simone champions the beacon of science, Simone correctly predicts the length of a live Foo Fighters jam, Would You Rather? invokes Karl Rove, and our Mars Hill exposé finally has a name.

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Appeals to 40, 36, 9 and 6 year olds.
Stephy’s son with Damien Jurado, professional conspiracy theorist.
Dave Grohl hearts Jon Wurster.

So…how is this not a cult?

Simone in Pick of Destiny at 1:31 and then really going for it at 2:30.

Closing song: The Ikettes — Camel Walk

Dongtini — Episode 20

November 30, 2011 in Podcast

On this episode: Simone’s kiwi impression, banned words in Pakistani text messages, cavity filling is worse than childbirth, Stephy’s son asks if God is for real, and a disgusting round of Would You Rather?


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Simone’s Hot Buttered Rum recipe

3 tsp Brown Sugar
.5 tsp Allspice
.5 tsp  Whole Cloves
1 tbsp Butter
2 oz Dark Rum
Hot Water
Warm a mug or glass, and then add sugar and about 1.5 oz of hot water to the mug.  Stir sugar and water until sugar is well-dissolved.  Add rum and spices and then fill top the mug with hot water.  Add butter and stir until butter is completely melted.  Garnish with a cinnamon stick and/or orange peel, depending on the flavour you’re looking for.
Trailer for “The Trip” with Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan
(watch the TV series and not the movie based on it if at all possible)


Twitter screencap of Christian culture feeling sorry for atheists on Thanksgiving, 
click to read all the goodness.


Stephy’s blog post on atheist Thanksgiving is here.


Round man on Los Angeles bench.


Closing song: Say Hi —”Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh”